There were 110 spoof news stories published in December 2015. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: A Rogue Computer Speaks

A Rogue Computer Speaks

I don't have pointy teeth, a black cape, a bad haircut, or a see-through body. But can I be scary? You betcha! Y'see, I'm a computer in the general reference room of a local library. A bad, bad computer. One who makes up emails and sends them to library patrons. Spooky! And fun -- to annoy, enrage, scare a lot of folks. Whatever. Oh, you thought only humans can be scary? Get with it. This is...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended...
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Funny story: She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And She Whipped Into Action!

She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And She Whipped Into Action!

Six-year-old Nosy Nora, who plans to be a lawyer when she grows up, was shocked to witness the inappropriate display of affection from her perch on the stairs. She grabbed her iPhone and took a photo, so she could preserve the actions of the sneaky d...
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Funny story: Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...
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Funny story: Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.
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Funny story: Third-graders nationwide enraged: experts reveal that Donald Trump speaks like one

Third-graders nationwide enraged: experts reveal that Donald Trump speaks like one

Harfold, Vt. - Third-graders across the United States are enraged by a study using the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test which showed that Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, speaks like an eight- to nine-year-old boy. Artie Boulder, a th...
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Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...
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Funny story: Job Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note

Job Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note

ELKHART, IN--Saying that he had never before seen such passion and originality in an applicant, Marshall & Inmark hiring manager Karl Sayers told reporters Thursday that 24-year-old Peter Heintzelman had "all but clinched" the marketing assistant...
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Funny story: Trojan Condoms sponsors the Vatican

Trojan Condoms sponsors the Vatican

Trojan Condoms has announced a global marketing campaign to boost revenues. "The target market of 1.1 billion Catholics offers us our best growth opportunity" said Trojan spokesman Johnny Franger. Franger went on to explain the campaign. "We're s...
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Funny story: Jihadi Josh Takes On Trump

Jihadi Josh Takes On Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: White House Press Secretary, Jihadi Josh Earnest, signed his own death warrant yesterday when he insulted Donald Trump. In what appeared to be an "off the cuff" discussion during the daily press briefing, Jihadi Josh described th...
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Funny story: Barrack Obama says of Donald Trump "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey"

Barrack Obama says of Donald Trump "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey"

The already charged political debate in America became electrified yesterday when President Obama was asked what he thought about GOP front runner Donald Trump and said "You can put a toupee on a donkey but it's still a donkey". GOP activists reac...
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Funny story: Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

NEW YORK - Donald Trump continued his assault today on Bill Clinton's presidency during a radio interview. Mr. Trump called President Clinton's administration "really an embarrassment due to the lack of a really hot, young, model wife." The Dona...
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Funny story: Mumsweb Threatens Distributed Denial of Service Attack on Christmas Lunch Unless Adele is Played During Preparations.

Mumsweb Threatens Distributed Denial of Service Attack on Christmas Lunch Unless Adele is Played During Preparations.

Following the news that a hacker group has attacked Xbox Live and threatened the PlayStation Network over the holidays, outspoken activists Mumsweb have issued an ultimatum. Unless British Mums can play Adele at a reasonable volume while the prepara...
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Funny story: Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Science Town, NMScientists looking for the source of water on Mars found, in one of those crazy Science coincidences, the source of all evil on Earth instead. The head scientist, in an exclusive interview said, "We were aiming our receptors up to...
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Funny story: Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

BOWLING GREEN, KY- After years of unhealthy eating and a sedentary lifestyle, Alex Witzgall, 26, told himself he would go to the gym. Tomorrow. "Yeah, well, I'd go this evening after work, but I have to watch the Pats game," he thought to himself...
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Funny story: Congress Gangs Up On ISIS

Congress Gangs Up On ISIS

Capitol Hill - Lawmakers are launching a new strategy to fight the ISIS threat, creating the nation's first Homeboy Security Gang. The street-level enforcement group will include every American citizen, except for those who are already in pris...
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Funny story: Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

FRANKLIN, KY- After virtually no debate whatsoever, researchers at the Kentucky Institute of Technology have unanimously declared what they believe to be the "greatest selfie ever taken". The indefectible snapshot was initially discovered by resea...
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Funny story: "The 40 mile man", Peyton Manning is at the Crossroads

"The 40 mile man", Peyton Manning is at the Crossroads

The sun always sets in the West and it looks like it is setting on the career of future Hall of Fame QB Peyton Manning. With all of his business nearly finished and injuries starting to wear on his body, the best sports betting system would say time...
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Funny story: North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West. We feel that, ev...
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Funny story: Depressing British EMO Band to Cap Off NFL Season

Depressing British EMO Band to Cap Off NFL Season

The National Football League has announced the halftime act for its centerpiece spectacular, Superbowl XL - whiny British balladeers Coldplay. The band, whose records have provided the soundtrack to countless teenagers drinking cider alone in their...
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Funny story: Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate

Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Secret Service agents, joined by ACME/Wile E Coyote Pest Control, are still searching for the rogue robotic gerbil that allegedly attacked Hillary Clinton during her restroom break this past Saturday night. Just as Mrs. Clinton...
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Funny story: New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...
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Funny story: Heaven Running out of Virgins

Heaven Running out of Virgins

With war raging in the Middle East and terror attacks happening with greater frequency all over the world, heaven is starting to run out of virgins. According to the Koran, every Jihadist who dies is promised 72 virgins, but ever since the Syrian civ...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...
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Funny story: Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Abu Dhabi, UAE - An American woman aboard Etihad flight 311 caused a security incident on Monday when she asked crew members to remove most of the other passengers. According to sources, the unnamed passenger became nervous when she heard other pa...
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Funny story: New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

Washington, DCIn a survey taken by a local newspaper, it was found that most Republicans do not use e-mail because they don't know how. In fact, 23% of Republicans were found to believe that e-mail is evil and a tool of the devil. The reporter fir...
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Funny story: Hallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone

Hallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone

Kansas City-Sources close to Donald J. Hall, the president and CEO of Hallmark Cards, headquartered here, have confirmed rumors that Hallmark Cards plans to unveil a line of generic greeting cards for the 2016 Christmas-or as they call it-the "whatev...
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Funny story: Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale. This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chor...
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Funny story: Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Atlantic City, NJ - Republican nominee front-runner, Donald Trump, has recently made swift moves to distance him from other hopeful nominees. Campaign Manager, Corey Lewandowski, announced this morning that the Trump Campaign will no longer use lang...
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Funny story: What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

The independent expose website Wakileaks (It is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already over hyped S...
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Funny story: King Louis Van Gaal offered a part in Jungle Book part 2!

King Louis Van Gaal offered a part in Jungle Book part 2!

King Louis van Gaal, manager of a once great football club called Manchester United, has been offered the lead role in a remake of Disney's fabulous classic, Jungle Book! He will sit on his throne, suck and spit out bananas, slip up on their skins...
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Funny story: Vegetarians disgusted by Facon bombshell

Vegetarians disgusted by Facon bombshell

Vegetarian and religious groups the world over have renounced the companies producing vegetarian bacon slices after it emerged that the products are derived from pork. The companies concerned say that they chemically remove everything in the product...
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Funny story: Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Disney is raking in tons of dough from its Frozen, Marvel, and Star Wars franchises. So much so that it's contracting with Elon Musk's SpaceX to store some of that money on Mars ("Get your assets to Mars!"). Of course, while stockholders are happy...
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Funny story: Chancellor demands progress bar standards

Chancellor demands progress bar standards

Chancellor George Osborne says he is 'totally hacked off' with web and software-based systems that use progress bars to show how far along a particular process is. He claims that millions of hours of productivity are being lost from British industry...
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Funny story: Pepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness

Pepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness

Los Angeles- Famed cartoon skunk and international playboy Pepe Le Pew announced today that he has been FIV-positive for the last several years. Rumors of Pepe's condition have been circulating in the cartoon biz for quite a while, according to sou...
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Funny story: Former footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh

Former footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh

The Labour Party said goodbye to former Liverpool and Bradford City striker Stan Collymore as he dramatically changed his allegiance to the SNP, even though he's never lived in Scotland. Collymore was protesting about the fact that some Labour MP...
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Funny story: White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

Reports are emerging that Mr. Obama has been busy in his off hours in White House recreation rooms producing and directing the "Turkey is no turkey!" Christmas ballet. The upcoming ballet is designed for conviviality, joy, getting White House duck...
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Funny story: Court Trial: Child found guilty of eating chocolate biscuits before tea

Court Trial: Child found guilty of eating chocolate biscuits before tea

7 year old Johnny Parker has been found guilty of eating all the chocolate cookies before his tea at Nottingham Crown Court. The jury returned a unanimous verdict over the offensive confectionery consumption in Long Eaton on Friday, July 3. Par...
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Funny story: Santa Claus detained for flying sleigh while drunk, Christmas cancelled

Santa Claus detained for flying sleigh while drunk, Christmas cancelled

Santa Claus has been detained after flying his sleigh under the influence, it has been reported. Claus, aged 1,744, from the North Pole, was intercepted by American jets and forced to land at Thule Air Base in the Qaasuitsup region of Northern Gre...
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Funny story: The NRA Changes Its Name To 'Jihadist Rifle Association' Because That Is Where The Money Is Now.

The NRA Changes Its Name To 'Jihadist Rifle Association' Because That Is Where The Money Is Now.

The National Rifle Association, smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and change their name to 'Jihadist Rifle Association' instead. The NRA, long a secret backer of any American tragedy that...
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Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...
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Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...
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Funny story: NHS Hospitals to Charge Entrance Fees

NHS Hospitals to Charge Entrance Fees

The unqualified success of hospital parking schemes which raise around £200m a year have prompted NHS trusts to look into other profit-making ideas. In 2016 several hospitals will try out an Entrance Fee system which could prove even more lucrative.
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Funny story: Obama Orders American Flag Lowered to Half-Staff in Anticipation of Next Mass Shooting

Obama Orders American Flag Lowered to Half-Staff in Anticipation of Next Mass Shooting

WASHINGTON--Noting it was best to "get a jump on this thing," President Obama ordered a preemptive lowering of the nation's flags to half-staff in anticipation of the next mass shooting to befall the country Friday. "At this juncture, I feel...
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Funny story: Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the i...
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Funny story: Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

The Raleigh Convention Center was packed to capacity with a boisterous and jubilant crowd this morning when Donald Trump walked on to the stage with his Trump baseball cap on backwara. A local country western singer had just finished the hit song fr...
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Funny story: Police say gunman left gun behind

Police say gunman left gun behind

Some good news today in the media world of bad news and badder news and sometimes just awful news. Police Chief Witello Harmon stated in front of the Post Office in Lampire, Ohio (the only post office in the city) that an armed, unarmed gunman was...
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Funny story: Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Complaints by airline pilots concerning the recent Star Shower laser Christmas lights decorations are on the rise. Many of the pilots site the ability of the lights to shine into the cockpit during cruising altitudes, which can be disruptive to thei...
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Funny story: "Any Attack by Sanders Against This Campaign Would Be a Useless Gesture," Sneers Imperial Commander Clinton

"Any Attack by Sanders Against This Campaign Would Be a Useless Gesture," Sneers Imperial Commander Clinton

MANCHESTER, NH--Sitting in council with her advisers in preparation for her debate with Bernie Sanders, Imperial Commander Clinton dismissed any claims that Sanders' campaign posed a threat to her own, declaring that the Clinton Machine was "medi...
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Funny story: Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Washington, D. C. - President Obama doubled down on his anti-second amendment rhetoric today, announcing executive action to create several new lists along the lines of the "No Fly List", including a "No Work" list and a "No Walk" list. Reaction was...
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Funny story: Ben Carson wants visitors to America to be asked why they are coming

Ben Carson wants visitors to America to be asked why they are coming

Republican hopeful Ben Carson has demanded that all visitors to America should be asked the purpose of their visit before they are allowed in. The former neurosurgeon, interviewed by CNN, proposed the introduction of a system of "visas", which, u...
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Funny story: Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...
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Funny story: YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

NASHVILLE, TN- With the new year fast approaching, YMCA of Hendersonville announced yesterday they will be hiring 2 million seasonal employees to help combat the massive influx of people expected to make an appearance during the first week of the New...
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Funny story: NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

NRA spokesmilf Sierra Paylin caught the first available flight to San Bernardino (She even spelled it right!) to address the press with regards to an issue that has been bugging the NRA for years: "How is it possible for any deranged nut in this c...
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Funny story: Trump washes ashore on California beach

Trump washes ashore on California beach

The Coast Guard was called to Redondo Beach beach earlier this day by several anonymous callers stating there is a "thing" on the beach that looks like Donald Trump. Ensign Paul Klondike told this reporter that the Coast Guard arrived at the beach...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Says She will Toss Trump's Salad

Hillary Clinton Says She will Toss Trump's Salad

NEW YORK, NY - Democrat Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton said today that she will "Toss Trump's Salad", if he is the Republican candidate in 2016. The comment came after Donald Trump said that Hillary was "Schlonged" by Barack Obama. "...
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Funny story: Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Bentlyville (AP)- Who says Bentleyville isn't a tourist destination? The population of the small town has swelled dramatically since news of a local barkeep's bizarre discovery swept through the sleepy community, and far beyond. "I was just staring a...
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Funny story: Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...
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Funny story: President Obama: "Some of 65 Nation coalition are 'just guys' he knows"

President Obama: "Some of 65 Nation coalition are 'just guys' he knows"

President Obama admitted recently that some of the 65 nation coalition that is supposedly fighting terrorism may not be "full fledged nations, in the strictest sense." Speaking before the press corps and other listeners, the President used espe...
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Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...
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Funny story: Possible Excuses For A Policeman To Shoot A Black Kid In The Back 16 Times.

Possible Excuses For A Policeman To Shoot A Black Kid In The Back 16 Times.

"It was dark out and he was black. I was just shooting my gun off into the night for fun and he got in the way." "I can't count beyond 3." "I got carpal tunnel from doing so much paperwork and it caused my finger to lock up on the trigger." "Oops! Forgot I wasn't at target practice!" "I figured better to shoot him now while he is young than later when he might have a gun himself." "...
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Funny story: Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

During a on-air debate on North Korean State TV, an ex-KGB agent claims that Kim yong Un intends to annex the tiny exo-planet. However dissent is brewing among a handful of his advisers, namely Kim yong Deux, his Chief Science Officer. Deux has...
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Funny story: Trump states one plus one is three

Trump states one plus one is three

Tonight, Donald Trump, Republican candidate for president, addressed the members of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology student body. Falling far behind in the race for the presidency, because as Mr. Trump put it, "The public thinks I'm outl...
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Funny story: Introducing the Homeland Security Blanket -- An Open Letter by Pres. George W. Bush

Introducing the Homeland Security Blanket -- An Open Letter by Pres. George W. Bush

Houston, Texas -- When you think something, say something, my fellow Americans.  I'm thinking that the Federal Government should be handing out Homeland Security Blankets to every man, woman and child in America.  And I'm not afraid to say it. Here's why: The nation is starting to panic. We recently lost our "home of the brave" status to Lithuania. Wait, it gets worse. There were 5,672 "lone...
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Funny story: The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented reaction to outcries from feminists led by Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, The Spoof removed "Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate" from the headline position on top o...
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Funny story: Cruz Calls Trump "Labradoodle Liberal"

Cruz Calls Trump "Labradoodle Liberal"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In reply to Donald Trump calling him a "maniac" on FOX NEWS this Sunday, Senator Ted Cruz came back with a low-blow, counter punch that literally floored the Donald by referring to the man who has everything as a Labradoodle Liber...
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Funny story: Bono's Christmas Message 2015

Bono's Christmas Message 2015

Hello It's Bono. Dis year I have had to deal with those naughty boys from ISIS. Da buggers ran around killing people in Paris in an attempt to stop me singing. But I was able to get back on stage and show dem. Nothing stops Bono. I plan to go to the middle east and take care of dem personally in the new year. This has got personal. You do not try to stop Bono. While I was in Paris I wa...
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Funny story: Obama's to Sing Final State Of The Union Address

Obama's to Sing Final State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will make his seventh and final State of the Union (SOTU) address on Tuesday, January 12 at 9 p.m. ET. Instead of holding a traditional address before the Joint session of Congress, he will be performing at the Li...
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Funny story: Monkeys Protest Being Portrayed as Tedd Cruz's Children

Monkeys Protest Being Portrayed as Tedd Cruz's Children

Monkeys are irate after a distasteful political cartoon depicted them stumping for the dark horse Republican presidential candidate. "Sure we work for peanuts sometimes," one inconsolable primate protested, "but that doesn't mean we'll go out in f...
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Funny story: Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go

Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go

London, EN In yet another sign that things aren't what they used to be for the Royals, it was announced that at least seven door knob polishers, from five different palaces, were given the pink slip on Monday. In related news, the chimney sweeps...
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Funny story: A Sample of Recent High School U. S. History Exam Results

A Sample of Recent High School U. S. History Exam Results

Recent examination answers from U. S. high school students again demonstrate their ongoing mastery of American history and the effectiveness of U. S. secondary education. Here is a sample selection of the best answers. George Washington got the P...
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Funny story: Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

British Prime Minister has flown the flag in Europe by telling European countries that they are all inferior to Britain. 'We don't really like you' he told the European negotiators over Britain's relationship to the European Union. 'However' Camer...
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Funny story: Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Ever since the first sightings of the giant squid, colossal squid, the vampire squid and the giant jellyfishes we have come to understand that we know less than three percent of the actual sea life. It's no wonder that every day, scientists all ov...
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Funny story: Jose loves Abramovich, but he does not love Jose!

Jose loves Abramovich, but he does not love Jose!

One of the best running London soap operas has ended and a painful love affair brought to an abrupt end as the whole world wakes up to the divorce of the season; Abramovich has booted Jose! Twitter, Facebook, etc, have all gone ballistic after th...
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Funny story: The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story may appeal to those who think below the belt. But only for a moment. Allow me to digress. If you wonder who the Whip Woman is, it's not that important; at least for the moment. The real story is about Lash LaRue.
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Funny story: Merkel wins Time "Person of the year" - Scheisse!

Merkel wins Time "Person of the year" - Scheisse!

Angie Merkel, German Chancellor, has been voted Time Magazine's person of the year and most normal people (are there any left?) are asking themselves, "what the F++K!" Let's have a quick look at Angie's great year: A) She held firm in the Greek...
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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Ecuador and Sweden have finally worked out details for a Swedish prosecutor to visit the embassy in London and question Mr. Assange. Accordingly, Ms. Valerie Thighborg has visited Mr. Assange for a second time (also see Spoof News Nov 1 014 same i...
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Funny story: Putin will vote for Trump if nominated

Putin will vote for Trump if nominated

Today, I had the honor of interviewing our magnificent Premier. He was in a jovial mood, as usual. The report from Ukraine was good; no more Russian deaths. No more Russian planes were blown up in Egypt. The Turks have not shot down any planes today.
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Funny story: Huge Data Breach at Disney Studios: Major Star Wars Spoilers Leaked

Huge Data Breach at Disney Studios: Major Star Wars Spoilers Leaked

Wikileaks has just released major Star Wars spoilers that were allegedly leaked this morning by an insider over at Disney Studios. Apparently, the latest installment in the Star Wars saga has upset old school George Lucas fans in the Fourth Dimension...
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Funny story: May the force be with you, David

May the force be with you, David

In a desperate attempt to revamp his Conservative party's image, Prime Minister, David Cameron, has drafted in the support of several Star Wars characters normally accustomed to tasks further afield. Luke Skywalker is to assist the current Foreign...
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Funny story: The Schlongarian Candidate

The Schlongarian Candidate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Is Hillary Clinton the Schlongarian Candidate as Donald Trump asserts? What the majority of pinch-mouth prude journalists ascribe to as another vulgarity by Trump shows how deeply embedded the media is in PC journalism. Inside...
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Funny story: Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...
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Funny story: New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! The POWER that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie! It is like being showered with the Dark Side of the Force!!!!!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Yes, Hans Solo does come back in this new film- using a walker to get around. He finds the two new characters in his precious Millennium Falcon and yells out to them "Hey you kids! Get off my sh...
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Funny story: "I not inept. I am ept," claims van Gaal

"I not inept. I am ept," claims van Gaal

While Manchester United's downward spiral under Louis van Gaal's leadership persists, the Dutch General is still filing on his English skills. At a rumbustious press conference after United's recent defeat to Stoke City, van Gaal was asked why his...
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Funny story: NRA Backs Anti-Squirrel Nuclear Device

NRA Backs Anti-Squirrel Nuclear Device

A U.S. physicist and inventor announced today that he plans to soon release a product he calls the "Mini Nuke." He intends to introduce his product through the fast-growing conglomerate known as Paradise Industries. Dr. John Dietrich, a professor...
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Funny story: Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...
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Funny story: You've been Trumped

You've been Trumped

Donald Trump's mother was born in Stornoway, Scotland, but the Donald has had problems with Scotland, and today, they have given him the boot. This has to do with the Donald's latest epistle in which he states he's for "a total and complete shutdo...
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Funny story: Leave It To Beaver Election: Hillary Versus Carly

Leave It To Beaver Election: Hillary Versus Carly

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the most recent poll conducted by ACME/Wile E Coyote, just days after the last Republican debate, Carly Fiorina jump-started herself over Donald Trump by 2 points. Of the 4000 registered ex-patriot Aussie, Free-Silver-Lovin...
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Funny story: Paradise Unsure of What to Do With Martyr Couple

Paradise Unsure of What to Do With Martyr Couple

"This has us stumped," said a spokesangel in Paradise. "I mean, do we give them each seventy-two virgins? Do we make them share the same seventy-two? In the latter case, should there be thirty-six male virgins and thirty-six female?" "Or, do w...
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Funny story: First British Astronaut Arrives At Space Station To Fix Oil Leak

First British Astronaut Arrives At Space Station To Fix Oil Leak

KAZAKHSTAN - Mike Oxbig, the first British astronaut to travel to the International Space Station (ISS), arrived at the orbiting laboratory with two others today. Cheers erupted all over the UK. Mr. Oxbig was tapped by the European Space Agency (E...
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Funny story: United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

In a move that has been labeled "politically motivated" law makers, and Republicans in particular, are attempting to find legal precedent to eject any "suspiciously covered" individuals from the country. The move was prompted by a number of comp...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Outs Donald Trump As A Democrat Secret Agent

Jeb Bush Outs Donald Trump As A Democrat Secret Agent

LAS VEGAS, NV - Donald Trump was outed today by Jeb Bush as a secret double-agent, sent by Democrats to destroy the Republican party. Former Florida governor, Jeb Bush, made the announcement today via Twitter: "Donald negotiated a deal with Hil...
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Funny story: Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham

Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham

A desperate Slaven Bilic, West Ham's brilliant Manager who has placed the Hammers near the top of the Premier League, has recently found the ghost of Big Sam Allardyce haunting his team. Bilic is certain that Sam, now ploughing hard at his new clu...
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Funny story: Bing Crosby Gets A Bong

Bing Crosby Gets A Bong

The legendary vocalist Bing Crosby, who recently helped David Cameron back into No 10, has been given a bong - he is now Sir Bong Cosby and is currently out on bail in the US after allegations against him of sexual misbehaviour. The old groaner ha...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theories #2- Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Look At The Internet Again

Conspiracy Theories #2- Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Look At The Internet Again

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn't afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle. The following are the dark, sinister...
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Funny story: And Quoth The Raven "Gimmee S'Mores."

And Quoth The Raven "Gimmee S'Mores."

And Quoth The Raven "Gimmee S'Mores." (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem) Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a trail loved dearly Gazing o'er cliff and valley, sagebrush green and rose hued stone- As I walked a steady tread came a shadow overhead Whirled and wheeled ahead this strange shape unknown That struck within me a forbiddin...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz's Daughters Admit to Running Campaign

Ted Cruz's Daughters Admit to Running Campaign

WASHINGTON- Ted Cruz and his untrained, human daughters held a press conference today to announce that his presidential campaign has been controlled from the start by his elementary school aged children. In the wake of a disgusting, unimaginable...
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Funny story: US-ISIS Deal Allows 110 Mass-Killings Per Day

US-ISIS Deal Allows 110 Mass-Killings Per Day

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama and ISIS have struck a deal to allow as many as 110 mass-killings per day in the USA. The deal, announced by ISIS Spokesman, Apul Madeek-Auod, was verified by President Obama's Press Secretary, Dick Swett. The d...
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Funny story: Trump Blows Off Jeb Bush Popcorn Farts As Huge Distraction

Trump Blows Off Jeb Bush Popcorn Farts As Huge Distraction

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive interview with Barbara Walters, Donald Trump tastefully explained that the reason he wants Jeb Bush to move to the far end of the line has nothing to do with his feeble ratings; it is because Bush is constantly squ...
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Funny story: Bombing of Oldham Approaches

Bombing of Oldham Approaches

After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...
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