There were 262 spoof news stories published in April 2015. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Altzeimer's Cure Worries

Altzeimer's Cure Worries

Members of Lord Janner's family are reported to be very pleased about the news that a cure for Altzeimers disease has been discovered. The latest discovery comes just in time for Lord Janner to clear his name in an open trial of all suggestions th...
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Funny story: African American Men To Be Fitted With Body Cameras

African American Men To Be Fitted With Body Cameras

African American males across the United States are to be equipped with body cameras in an attempt to combat the ever increasing crimes committed against them by law enforcement officers. Experts say that placing cameras on the potential victims r...
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Funny story: Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

The little green creatures have made up their minds that they aren't going to sit silently through another Earth Day while their own planet remains unrecognized. No siree! Yesterday a bunch of Martians held a protest on the steps of the main bran...
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Funny story: Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...
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Funny story: Starbucks Baristas Study; Customers Squawk

Starbucks Baristas Study; Customers Squawk

Lots of kudos for Starbucks when it was announced that the company was initiating a program to pay college tuition for its baristas. No applause from the customers though. Baristas are so wrapped up in their studies, the level of service has dec...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Carmel, Ca - For the past three years Clint Eastwoood's butler, Arthur Grimes, has prepared himself for the inevitable day that he will be out of a job after finding his employer dead. "Every morning I check the classifieds and check in with an em...
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Funny story: World's Second Oldest Person Admits Chances Of Keeping Title For Long Doubtful

World's Second Oldest Person Admits Chances Of Keeping Title For Long Doubtful

Just days after becoming the world's oldest documented person, 116-year-old Gertrude Weaver died Monday in Arkansas. Weaver became the oldest person in the world after the death of a 117-year-old Japanese woman last week, according to records kept...
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Funny story: Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?

Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?

Hot on the heels of that fucking irrelvant gold/blue dress social media storm another intriguing image is generating massive Internet buzz. The image of a cat, which is either shitting or taking a piss on a Florida man's pair of FUCKING expensive...
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Funny story: Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Augusta, Georgia - On the eve of the 79th Master's Golf Tournament, ESPN revealed some of the answers to an unofficial, impromptu poll that they have been conducting over the last several tournaments. And according to these surveys, 2-time Master's w...
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Funny story: Apple Watch's killer app: it reinvents time

Apple Watch's killer app: it reinvents time

Cupertino, California -- Enthusiasm for the launch of Apple Watch zoomed off the charts this week, as reviewers focused on an advanced capability of the digital timepiece. It is an exclusive app called the "Apple Global Time Zone™ and it promis...
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Funny story: Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

New York -- Major League Baseball has banned the entire fan base of the New York Mets from participating in any aspect of the game. The ruling by new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred takes effect immediately and lasts until the end of the current season.
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Funny story: Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family. Prince Charles...
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Funny story: Agassi Admits To 'Shorts Stuffing' During Majors

Agassi Admits To 'Shorts Stuffing' During Majors

Trump's Palm Coconuts Resort, FL - Since retiring from professional tennis in 2006, Andre Agassi has professed to the world that he didn't enjoy the game for many years while playing, and that his famous gold locks were indeed glued on - as he starte...
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Funny story: Apple grabs the wrist for its next fashion destination

Apple grabs the wrist for its next fashion destination

Cupertino, California -- Following up on the overwhelming success of its family of smart wristwatches, Apple has staked out the area where your hand joins your arm as the market space for a new line of standalone fashions. Meet Apple Wrist Wearables.
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Funny story: McDonalds to Hire 500 Chimpanzees In 250 Test Stores

McDonalds to Hire 500 Chimpanzees In 250 Test Stores

A major announcement from McDonald's -who like all companies forced to compete in the global marketplace - is committed to using good old American creativity and resourcefulness to beat China and India at their own game. "McDonald's will be employ...
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Funny story: London Whale Helps The Spoof! Profits Go Through The Roof!

London Whale Helps The Spoof! Profits Go Through The Roof!

London, England - The two JP Morgan financial analysts, known collaboratively as the London Whale, have seemingly overnight, helped boost the profit margins of one of the very journalistic institutions which has been taking the piss out of them for n...
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Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...
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Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...
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Funny story: 4 days Before the Megafight, Pacquiao Revealed: "Bruce Lee is my Biological Father"

4 days Before the Megafight, Pacquiao Revealed: "Bruce Lee is my Biological Father"

As the whole world is preparing for the upcoming fight of the century between the era's two greatest boxers- Mayweather and Pacquiao, the only eight-division world champion Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao broke the silence as he revealed one of the most shoc...
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Funny story: McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

Los Angeles, CA - In an effort to keep up with the times and not slide down the grease sewer of bankruptcy, McDonald's is rolling out implementation of their latest marketing gimmick. "We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into this project...
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Funny story: Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

A business "mind training" course using a newly developed drug has been set up at the Hiram Abiff Medical Research Unit in Bristol UK. It promises to 'help' people who aspire to the legal and other professions including banking where institutiona...
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Funny story: Answers To Correspondents - Has My Wife Set A Snooker Record?

Answers To Correspondents - Has My Wife Set A Snooker Record?

QUESTION Recently my wife attended a hen party on the Isle of Wight. After several drinks she began a game with another woman on the pub snooker table. She claims to have had a break of 155. Is this possible? Additionally she then went on to play darts and claims to have achieved a nine dart finish, whatever that was. Mr. Nick Swarzkopf ANSWER Hello Nick. Regarding the snooker, your wif...
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Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...
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Funny story: Study Shows: 88% of All Missing Sunglasses Are Actually Already On Your Head

Study Shows: 88% of All Missing Sunglasses Are Actually Already On Your Head

New study out of The University of California, Berkeley shows evidence that 88% of the sunglasses you cannot find, or so desperately want to wear, are actually already on top of your head. Additional research shows that as for the other 12% of th...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Los Angeles, California - Rolling Stoned magazine is reporting today that well known US rapper Snoop Dogg is a leading backer of an innovative $100m start-up business delivering medical marijuana by aerial drone. Mr Dogg, real name Calvin Cordoza...
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Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...
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Funny story: Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

New York - The Off-the-Wall-Street banker pulled in a reported $24million in 2014 compared to Chevron CEO John Watson who pocketed a well-earned $26m. Well done, John, you earned it. Considering. Now impressive as those numbers might sound to...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...
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Funny story: Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Gainesville, FL - The troubled National Hot Rod Association has been running out of gas and getting lapped by NASCAR and Formula 1 Auto Racing for the last three decades, but the folks over at Hot Wheels, Inc. think they have the solution to turn the...
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Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises Tara McClosoff From The Isle Of Wight On Showing Off Her Pubic Hairs

Auntie Jean Advises Tara McClosoff From The Isle Of Wight On Showing Off Her Pubic Hairs

Tara: Auntie Jean, On the T.V. programmes; "Hotel Inspector" and "How Clean is Your House", I have often seen the presenters, AIexi Poliizei and Aggie McKensit remove feral pubic hairs from beds, showers and baths etc. with tweezers and put them into plastic bags. The sound on my T.V. does not work, so I have long presumed that presenters such as AIexi Poliizei are collectors of pubic hairs. Co-...
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Funny story: iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch

iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch

CUPERTINO, CA - In an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's Itoons website displayed the Apple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area. Earlier today, on the Google map of Rawlpindi, Pakistan, there was an image of an Android robot relievin...
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Funny story: God admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity

God admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity

In a stunning announcement, God, the creator of all things, admitted that dinosaur bones are really just "gag props" that he created in the soil for us to find. "Sorry if I just spoiled your childhood" God said with a chuckle. Asked why he...
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Funny story: Flash crash: rogue trader charged with one c*unt of spoofing

Flash crash: rogue trader charged with one c*unt of spoofing

New York - A British trader who manipulated the stock market causing a $750bn crash is facing extradition to the USA charged with wire fraud, ten c*unts of commodities fraud, ten c*unts of commodities manipulation and one c*unt of spoofing.. He de...
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Funny story: Plain cigarette packaging will help people addicted to fonts

Plain cigarette packaging will help people addicted to fonts

British MPs have voted to introduce plain packaging to all cigarettes sold in the UK by 2016, in an attempt to cut down on font addiction. "It's a growing problem," said one typographer. "Thanks to the internet, it's easier than ever for kids to g...
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Funny story: New app delivers 50 volt 'haptic nudge' shock to attorney's Apple Watch each time defendant lies under oath

New app delivers 50 volt 'haptic nudge' shock to attorney's Apple Watch each time defendant lies under oath

New York - It's a ground breaking development in attorney-client privilege skirting perilously close around Fifth Amendment frights. The just-launched Polygraph App is designed to help uphold the rule of law in the courtroom where clients sometime...
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Funny story: Man deemed too fat to wank gets relief from NHS

Man deemed too fat to wank gets relief from NHS

Bernard Buttspike, 44, is arguably the UK's fattest man at a gut-busting 71 stone. Bernard, who has never had a job and who is estimated to have received over half a million pounds in benefits over the last 25 years, has long claimed that he is 't...
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Funny story: Reindeer on strike, Santa decides to hire Uber to deliver presents

Reindeer on strike, Santa decides to hire Uber to deliver presents

Startling developments have been underway at the North Pole, recently. Days after the elves resigned, after elf leader, Cedar Snowfluff, took offence at being mistaken for a leprechaun by a drunk Santa, the reindeers have now followed in the elves' s...
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Funny story: Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

DENVER, CO - Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated. That announcement came on the heels of Chipoltes huge public-relations success of banning geneti...
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Funny story: Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Madrid, Spain - In sport, amateurs and pro players alike, will often stick with any strange ritual that is working for them, and it certainly doesn't seem like champion tennis star, Rafael Nadal, will be giving up his well-documented little OCD routi...
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Funny story: Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap

Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap

Spartanburg, SC: A bag-less upright is bag-less no more. On Friday a woman was convalescing from a breast augmentation when a tragedy occurred. Around 1:15 PM police and medical personnel were dispatched to the home of a hysterical husband. Lt. Br...
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Funny story: Finance Ministers lacking Financial Acumen are victims of crafty Advisors

Finance Ministers lacking Financial Acumen are victims of crafty Advisors

An inquiry into the Banking Collapse in Ireland has called a former Finance Minister to account. Brain Mccowswaine's answer to awkward Press Questions , tended to the claim that, he and others, were acting on the information available at the time...
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Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...
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Funny story: Matthew's Suicide Note

Matthew's Suicide Note

Scotland Yard Police are trying to trace the origins of a suicide note. Police were summoned to Blackfriars Bridge last night when a man out walking his dog spotted a pair of boots mid-way across the bridge on the pavement beside a briefcase full of...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Washington, DC Washington officials today announced that they have discovered that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un have each threatened to nuke the other country if they did not release ballplayers critical to the other's fantasy baseball team. The fi...
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Funny story: "Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight residents rejoice at opening of Food Bank on island

Isle of Wight residents rejoice at opening of Food Bank on island

Residents of Shanklin, on the Isle of Wight, were in high spirits yesterday after receiving the announcement that the town was to be the location of the island's first official Food Bank. 'It's absolutely marvellous', gushed Betty Bigglesthwaite,7...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Ex-patriarch to the Kardashian Royal Family, Bruce Jenner, 65, is reportedly going to all imaginable lengths, in order to complete his transformation into womanhood. The former Olympic Champion apparently wants nothing more to do with being able t...
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Funny story: US Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger

US Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger

One Sunday morning in Spring, David O'Malley interior decorator living alone in a run-down apartment in New York woke from a royal Irish hangover and set about reviving himself. Long since divorced from a childless marriage he had been living alone for over twenty years in bondage to a life of routine hard graft, restless sleep and the ritual weekend binges with his work mates in The Black Sham...
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Funny story: Thailand sues Isle of Wight twins

Thailand sues Isle of Wight twins

Conjoined twins Doris (aged 86) and Betty (aged 86) Peaswhistle were left devastated yesterday when they received a note of formal litigation from the Embassy of Thailand in London. The litigation appears to refer to a book that Doris and Betty ha...
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Funny story: Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

New Yawk, New Yawk -- Dr. Seuss, who died in 1999, has just published a new book, What Pet Should I Get? A parody of the Dick and Jane readers by which Americans became illiterate during the 1950s, the book is written in what critics contend is "m...
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Funny story: It Is What It Is, Isn't It?

It Is What It Is, Isn't It?

Much like the mysterious dark matter that astrophysicists have been hypothesizing about since the 1930s, metaphysicians this week announced that "It is what it is--isn't." Explained Dr. Cecile Plotinus, who teaches a course in the Pre-Socratic ph...
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Funny story: Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You

Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You

Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...
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Funny story: AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth, the little-known Southcoast football club that has its name quirkily back-to-front, have ruled out complacency in their final match, as they hover on the verge of promotion to the Premier League for the first time in their 116-year h...
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Funny story: Woman Locates Missing Socks

Woman Locates Missing Socks

(Frackville, PA) Shelley Hoax, 74 and a life-long resident of Frackville, PA, unexpectedly discovered "every damn sock" that she believed she had misplaced for the past 50 years. She came across the find Saturday morning completely by surprise.
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Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...
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Funny story: Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

The movie world has got it's little panties in a knot over the latest trailer of the new Star Wars film which again shows a black actor in a non starring role (Samuel L Jackson declined the role as he was voicing a new TV commercial). When asked f...
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Funny story: Letter of Recommendation for Fledgling AA Member

Letter of Recommendation for Fledgling AA Member

April 27, 2015 To Whom It May Concern: Hello, my name is Anomny S., and I am Claire's sponsor in the fellowship of Alcoholics Anonymous. Claire asked me to write this letter to provide proof of her involvement in AA to assist the judge make a favorable determination in her case. I am bound by honesty, to myself and to my higher power, which I have found through The Program. With that...
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Funny story: Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

HEAVEN--Ohio Governor John Kasich asked this week, concerning his bid for the presidency in 2016, "[T]he most important thing is, what does the Lord want me to do with my life?" This statement came only weeks after Ted Cruz announced his bid for th...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: Woman Files Suit Against A Waterfall

Woman Files Suit Against A Waterfall

Torrington, Wyoming (UPI): Mrs. Biddy G. Voortface, Cryan Estates, today filed suit against the Silver Cord Cascade and 44 other waterfalls in Yellowstone National Park, citing the severe threat their din posed to what she called the "auditory integr...
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Funny story: Trolls invade Spoof forums!

Trolls invade Spoof forums!

After the general decline of The Spoof and its tough way back to some form of respectability, it seems like the fabulous site is being re-invaded by a new generation of trolls! It has taken years to rid the site of morons, idiots and those whose o...
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Funny story: First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Ferry Point, The Bronx, NY - With winter's harsh grip loosening across the New York City region, golfers are dusting off their clubs and getting ready to hit the links for the 2015 season. But this year, NY golfers are in for a special treat, as Dona...
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Funny story: Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

Credible sources claim that Jar Jar Bink's son is to play a major role in the upcoming Star Wars movie in December 2015. After sweeping through all the strategically placed and completely legal listening devices placed within Disney studios, you...
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Funny story: Scottish city of Glasgow disappears without trace overnight

Scottish city of Glasgow disappears without trace overnight

Morning commuters were shocked to discover that the City of Glasgow had disappeared overnight. Planes circled the area where there had once been an airport and trains coming into the city now terminate in a large grass field. As the news of the ci...
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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...
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Funny story: New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

San Francisco, CA - Ivor Putinski loves his new home in America, and wanted nothing more than to use his various talents to help improve the lives of the people in his newly adopted country. This inspired Ivor to develop his new "Hire-A-Thug" iPhone...
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Funny story: Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Stockholm Sweden: A 16 year old with ambiguous genitalia has been allowed to undergo a "double sex change" operation. According to the doctors the parents couldn't be more proud of their child. They see "he and she" (soon to be she and he) as a t...
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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
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Funny story: Mark Stone can still jerk off

Mark Stone can still jerk off

There was a scary moment in last night's game between the Ottawa Senators and the Montreal Canadiens. Following a PK Subban slash, Ottawa's Mark Stone collapse on the ice, writhing in pain. He promptly left the ice holding his right wrist. "I'm o...
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Funny story: After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

Millions of pre-teen girls were left heartbroken and teary-eyed after teen pop star Zayn Malik's hugely publicised departure from boy band One-Direction (not to mention the millions of parents who were left relieved and grateful). But the band, it se...
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Funny story: George R. R. Martin's Wife Threatens To Divorce Him If He Kills Off Littlefinger

George R. R. Martin's Wife Threatens To Divorce Him If He Kills Off Littlefinger

In what could be one of the direst threats writer George RR Martin has received in recent times, his partner of 30 years, and wife for 4, Paris Mcbride has threatened to leave him if his sixth installation of the wildly popular A Song Of Ice And Fire...
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Funny story: Conservative Party Manifesto 2015

Conservative Party Manifesto 2015

(Or, actually what Cameron meant to say but didn't, being the gentleman that he is and everything.) "Over the last five years, we have placed our country, according to our business partners' demands, in the U.S. and elsewhere, under total bureaucr...
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Funny story: Papyrus of Ezekiel's Last Prophecy Discovered

Papyrus of Ezekiel's Last Prophecy Discovered

Last year, archaeologists digging in Iraq near Al Kifi discovered what they claimed was the tomb of the Hebrew Prophet Ezekiel. World media made light of the find because it had always been believed that the great prophet was buried in England at Wes...
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Funny story: Canada Starts National Cuss-Jar To Stop Saying, "Eh!"

Canada Starts National Cuss-Jar To Stop Saying, "Eh!"

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada (The Country North of here. (North being the big "N" on your phone when you hit the compass setting thingy.)) - Canada's Finance Ministers and Economists have unanimously agreed for years now that the number one barrier to gre...
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Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...
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Funny story: Movie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"

Movie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"

Although Adam Sandler has made a lot of ridiculous movies, The Ridiculous 6 is his most ridiculous yet. And this film is very offensive, too, making it about as funny as Charles Manson wielding an AR-15. The exclusive film carrier - Netflix - along with Sandler, and at least one other member of the cast, Vanilla Ice, seem to have a insouciant attitude about this matter, but many American Indian...
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Funny story: Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today launched a radical budget initiative on the back of the resounding support for the Liberal Party's decision to cut Centrelink payments to parents who choose not to vaccinate their children. The new budge...
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Funny story: Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...
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Funny story: Sheepdog drives on motorway!

Sheepdog drives on motorway!

A British sheepdog behind the steering wheel of a tractor was seen driving along the M74 in England, it caused quite stir! The owner of the dog was also seen barking at his herd of sheep in a field alongside the motorway and the sheep ignored him, of...
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Funny story: An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

PETERSBURG, KY-On Wednesday, an asteroid struck the Creation Museum run by the biblical apologist organization Answers in Genesis, wiping out all of the animatronic dinosaurs that have been a part of the Museum's exhibit since its opening in 2007.
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Funny story: More schools to offer breakfast in bed

More schools to offer breakfast in bed

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students. When the school bell rings, many children file into classrooms and open their textbooks. Increasingl...
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Funny story: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

CLEVELAND - A little known news item from the recent 2015 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies which saw musical legends like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lou Reed, and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, to name a few, inducted into the Rock Hall, was the op...
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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Come Clean

Conjoined Twins Come Clean

Fort Wayne, IN: Mindi and Bindy rose to fame 5 years ago after the biography and accompanying documentary (Eye to Eye; The Only Way to See It) gave hope to millions of able bodied people who realized how much worse their lives could be. In the expose...
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Funny story: Florida Stands It's Ground

Florida Stands It's Ground

While Indiana Navy veterans have been hand wringing over whether or not the Religious Freedom Restoration Act/[S.B.568] would include past youthful indiscretions at sea; some eye-popping legislative initiatives in Florida have slipped right through t...
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Funny story: Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law

Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law

AUSTIN, TX-The Republican-controlled Texas legislature is poised to pass an historic Open-Viper Law over the next two weeks. The Open Viper Law, the first of its kind in the nation, would allow Texas citizens to openly carry venomous snakes in the Lo...
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Funny story: Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

New York, N.Y. - The Association of Cookware and Bakeware Manufacturers lost one of their giants last month. Allen Spencer was a key mover and shaker in the industry that helped turn kitchenware into something that made a house a home. In a soon to b...
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Funny story: Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream. "If we're serious about living up to what our country is about, then we have to consider what we...
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Funny story: Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Dublin, Ireland - Most journalists covering the sporting world thought it would never happen, but it has - Irish Golfer Rory Mcilroy has taken the star tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki, back into his well-pumped biceps. We had our Ace-In-The-Hol...
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Funny story: Game of Thrones author's writing pace set to quicken as he is writing from prison

Game of Thrones author's writing pace set to quicken as he is writing from prison

Fans have been celebrating the recent imprisonment of Song of Ice and Fire series author G.R.R. Martin, since it means he will almost certainly be writing a lot quicker from his cell, without any of the distractions which have plagued the author's ou...
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Funny story: Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Out of an abundance of caution, a nuclear weapon was detonated in Baltimore after days of angry protests and riots crippled the city and damaged several properties. Working together, the local police and National Guard decided an atomic bomb was the...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...
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Funny story: Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him. "The other man had no auto tire shop experie...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - "Fart" Powered Wind Farm Gets Go Ahead

Isle Of Wight News - "Fart" Powered Wind Farm Gets Go Ahead

High tech blade-less wind farms, the brain child of Isle of Wight inventor Johnny Dyson are to be erected around the Isle of Wight's vegetarian refugee camps. The wind farms, designed to extract the spent air from around the vegetarian New Age se...
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Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...
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Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...
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