Funny story: Bedbug Riding The NYC Subway Interviewed

Bedbug Riding The NYC Subway Interviewed

Learning that bedbugs have been found in the subway, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly recently set out to get the skinny by interviewing a bedbug living in a Manhattan subway car. What follows are a few of Farrelly's questions and the bedbug's replies. WHY LIVE IN THE SUBWAY? it's better than being homeless. And the convenience to citywide transportation is a plus. FAVORITE SONG? Duke Elling...
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Funny story: Mexican Woman Claims she is old

Mexican Woman Claims she is old

Northeast, Mexico- Local Mexican woman named, Leandra Becerra Lumbreras tells authorities that she believes she is 127 years old; this would make her the oldest living person to ever roam this earth. According to the Guinness book of world records, t...
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Funny story: Thefts reveal retail giant's plans to sell "adults-only items"

Thefts reveal retail giant's plans to sell "adults-only items"

BUG TUSSLE, AK -- Despite its treatment of its employees, many of whom receive minimum wages and no health or other benefits, Mallwart has the reputation, whether deserved or not, of being a "family-friendly" retailer. However, in the wake of rece...
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Funny story: Conservatives Join Hunt for iCloud Hacker After Nude Pics of Nancy Pelosi, Others Surface

Conservatives Join Hunt for iCloud Hacker After Nude Pics of Nancy Pelosi, Others Surface

Los Angeles, CA - The now infamous and anonymous iCloud hacker, responsible for releasing nude and semi-nude photos of celebrities, now has a new enemy to add to his list - Conservatives. The initial release of risqué pics featuring attractive celebr...
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Funny story: Take The NYC:IQ Quiz... How New Yorkish Are You?

Take The NYC:IQ Quiz... How New Yorkish Are You?

New Yorkers are made, not born. So no matter where you come from, you can make the greatest city in the world your hometown. Take this quiz to find out how close you are. And remember to pick up after your pooch. It's the law! 1. What was the real reason Michael Bloomberg banned Big Gulp drinks? A. His fear of drowning. B. Can't "hold it in" as well as he used to. C. Confused corn syru...
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Funny story: Scotland poised to pay out millions if they say Yes

Scotland poised to pay out millions if they say Yes

If the Scots votes Yes to an Independent Scotland in September, they are facing a huge bill from the rest of the UK. "We're going to charge the Scots for the cost of removing Scotland from the UK," said Boris Johnson, momentarily forgetting his us...
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Funny story: Parents of Sick Child locked up for Wanting the best for their Sick Child

Parents of Sick Child locked up for Wanting the best for their Sick Child

The British Establishment was today attempting to dig itself out of an almighty quarry of a hole after it treated two caring parents the same as they would a terrorist hell-bent on Jihad. The Police force and the British Courts are responsible for...
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Funny story: New Shakespeare Maths For Schools

New Shakespeare Maths For Schools

The Government is introducing a new programme for schools, starting this week. A mix up somewhere in the Ministry of Education has led to the ideas for Maths and Literature being confused. Former Minister of Education, Michael Guv, explained that...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: Arms Manufacturers Hope For Another Massacre To Stimulate Lame Gun Sales

Arms Manufacturers Hope For Another Massacre To Stimulate Lame Gun Sales

According to a recent Bloomberg.com article, guns sales have fallen off sharply since the days of the Sandy Hook and Batman movie massacres which is worrying arms manufacturers and salesmen. The fear of having guns banned or limited sent gun lovers,...
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