There were 192 spoof news stories published in October 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Sure they're unmanned, but that doesn't mean those airborne vehicles don't wanna have a life. If the drones have to put up with trouble and inconvenience, they expect to be adequately compensated for it. A bunch of them made that abundantly cle...
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Funny story: Ebola Virus Can Be Transmitted Through Internet Warns Hospital Worker

Ebola Virus Can Be Transmitted Through Internet Warns Hospital Worker

Public health officials have acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract Ebola just by surfing the web; widening the possibility that anyone even just reading this article has probably contracted the killer disease. According to "Chubb...
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Funny story: Confessions of a Spam Filter

Confessions of a Spam Filter

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Sometimes I'm bored and don't do my job right. I'm guilty of the following bad deeds: -- Just to foul up the works, I often grab up some non-spam emails and refuse to let them out of my clutches. I enjoy the confusion, scheduling conflicts, and pandemonium that results. Yes! -- My computer owner is obnoxious and full of himself, so last week I let a lo...
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Funny story: Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

The deadliest outbreak of Ebola virus on record has sparked fears that the killer virus could kill over 2,000,000 Americans by Christmas. This shocking prediction came from "Fat Dave", a regular at The Village Well Inn located in Fort Lauderdale,...
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Funny story: iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

In a press release today, the Cleveland Clinic in conjunction with several other teaching hospitals around the country announced that they had successfully implanted I-Pads in human fetus! "What is amazing," said Dr. T. J. McCorkle of The Clevela...
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Funny story: My new pet just arrived UPS, and man is he cool!

My new pet just arrived UPS, and man is he cool!

I just got the best pet in the world. A Goliath Birdeater, a spider that's been shipped from the Amazon Rain Forest to my little abode in New Jersey. My Goliath Birdeater has the dubious honor of being the largest arachnid in the world. It's about...
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Funny story: Hindenburg Zeppelin Disaster Finally Solved

Hindenburg Zeppelin Disaster Finally Solved

In 1776 Marie Curie invented radiation. In 10,254.543 BC, Grog invented the bonfire and shortly afterwards, the Bar-B-Que. In 1935 Moe slapped fellow Stooge, Curly, repeatedly until he came up with a vision which would eventually lead to the creati...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who made his first public appearance since 3 September earlier today, is said have contracted the deadly Ebola virus. North Korea's official news agency, KCNA says that Mr Kim "very likely" caught the disease from...
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Funny story: 'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

'Get well' cards speeding the spread of Ebola, CDC warns

Washington - A new study by the Centers for Disease Control has found that the common "get well" card is the leading carrier of the deadly Ebola virus. The government health agency has issued emergency usage guidelines in response. "Your typical g...
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Funny story: Former UNC Chapel Hill Standout Offensive Tackle Writes an Op-Ed to the 'Akron Beacon Journal'

Former UNC Chapel Hill Standout Offensive Tackle Writes an Op-Ed to the 'Akron Beacon Journal'

I've been looking over a recent copy of the Akron Beacon Journal. It's not a fair or balanced paper, as I see it, and really should have a sickle and hammer on its flag. And I'm pretty darned liberal myself. I remember back, oh, about 20 years or...
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Funny story: Bibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia

Bibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Barack Obama have decided to settle recent differences, and the spat over Mr. Netanyahu being called "chickensh*t," at the firing range. This contest is becoming known as "the grassy knoll" duel ser...
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Funny story: Team Loses "Must Win" Game, Decides Just Screw It For The Rest Of The Season

Team Loses "Must Win" Game, Decides Just Screw It For The Rest Of The Season

The Topeka Grizzlies, a semi pro football team, has just decided to forget about the remaining 6 games and concentrate on their day jobs and families, a spokesman for the team said yesterday. The team, which was 1-3 in the Midwest Central Leagu...
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Funny story: Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...
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Funny story: South Florida mayors consider seceding from the United States to seek world relief from potential high tides and dangerous storms

South Florida mayors consider seceding from the United States to seek world relief from potential high tides and dangerous storms

Miami-The mayors of Miami, Miami Beach, South Miami, Fort Lauderdale and other communities in southern Florida are about to petition the United States and the United Nations to allow them to separate-not just from the rest of Florida, but from the e...
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Funny story: Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

David slew Goliath with a slingshot, Samson killed a thousand men with the jawbone of a jackass and Guy Fawkes learned that attempting to blow up the House of Lords was probably not such a good idea after all. On Sunday, these men's feats were sur...
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Funny story: ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

Battle lines in northern Iraq and Syria have fallen strangely silent in the past few days following the latest air strikes by coalition aircraft. In a press conference this morning in Washington, the Joint-Rolling Chiefs of Stash explained the rea...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.
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Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...
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Funny story: Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and...
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Funny story: New National Sperm Bank "ATM" Machine Proposal

New National Sperm Bank "ATM" Machine Proposal

The new National Sperm Bank in Birmingham is to have "night deposit boxes" and sperm withdrawal A.T.M machines like any other bank, a spokesperson for the N.S.B told our sperm welfare staff this morning. Nasty letters will be sent out to customer...
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Funny story: Chinese kid isn't good at math

Chinese kid isn't good at math

A Chinese 5th grader at an elementary school in the Boston-area is apparently last in his class when it comes to math. The student, Chen Wu Zhang, was born in the United States, but his mother and father emigrated to the U.S. from China in 1999.
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over. "I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I...
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Funny story: To Woo Women Voters, Republicans to Hand Out Free Rape Kits at Their National Convention in 2016

To Woo Women Voters, Republicans to Hand Out Free Rape Kits at Their National Convention in 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C.-With Barack Obama winning the women's vote nearly 56% to 44% over his challenger Mitt Romney, Republicans are poised, in 2016, to woo back the women's vote. Their secret plan: To hand out free rape kits to women leading up to and a...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

New York - The Russian mobster was left red faced last night at trendy Upper East Side restaurant Kolestroll Klub when his credit card was declined after wolfing down a $5,000 slap-up meal. Abramovich, 69, who never carries cash, was forced to pul...
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Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...
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Funny story: George Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer

George Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer

Ottawa, Canada - Newlywed George, 69, is to play former Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer Kevin Vickers, heroic Sergeant-at-Arms gunslinger star of the Canadian Parliament who took out an armed killer today. Clooney, 5'9" and 210lbs, is to pr...
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Funny story: Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb. Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for app...
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Funny story: Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Wassilly, Alaska In an attempt to redeem her family's honor after their recent drunken brawl, former Alaska governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will sponsor a new sports contest called the Hillbill...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...
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Funny story: No Problem That Rich Get Richer In U.S.

No Problem That Rich Get Richer In U.S.

The jobless rate has fallen to 6% in figures released by the government. President Obama responded, "lot of good stuff is happening in the economy but some minor challenges remain." Said Secretary of Labor, Bud Costello, "The minor glitches in th...
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Funny story: Black customer tips waitress

Black customer tips waitress

A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip. Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...
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Funny story: Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws

Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws

Food industry giant Monsanto has announced that it will seek to genetically modify proposed food labeling laws so as to make them better able to withstand the powerful Monsanto-produced insecticide Roundup. In recent years, Monsanto has expended...
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Funny story: Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job. This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.
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Funny story: Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists at the university of Stockholm have revealed that dying could actually have substantial health benefits for your body. Previously experts felt that when a person expires there were no advantages and that life simply ended, however that has...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Internet providers scambled on Monday to get their servers back on line after nude photos of Sen. Ted Cruz were posted on line by a Hollywood Gossip site. The photos (so graphic that they caused projectile vomiting by some internet users) where...
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Funny story: Renowned spoof writer claims "fart" now exceeds "booger" as leading headline grabber!

Renowned spoof writer claims "fart" now exceeds "booger" as leading headline grabber!

The Reverend T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC issued a statement this morning stating that after extensive research over a period of twenty years the word "fart" in a spoof headline has exceeded the word "booger"as the leading headline grabber in spoof...
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Funny story: Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Barcelona, Spain-An American man named John who characterizes himself as adventurous and outdoorsy chose to eat three meals at a single local restaurant, El Restaurante de Leon, on a day trip to Barcelona on Saturday. In an interview with John, we le...
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Funny story: Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

A Chicago-area teenage girl, who, according to her parents, hasn't put down her smartphone in 4 years, recently put her device down and picked up a book. "I was shocked," said the girl's father, Neil Withers, about the seeing his daughter with a...
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Funny story: Nude News sued

Nude News sued

The Canuck TV network Nude News has been sued by disgruntled subscribers who complain that the newscasters are not nude--at least, not all the time. The female reporters typically appear wearing next to nothing--a skimpy black dress, for example,...
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Funny story: Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Long Island - Astrologers advising the 22nd Hamptons International Film Festival are recommending the installation of a giant anti-Ebola sheep dip at Montauk Airport ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. The blood-red supermoon will be conjunct Ura...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Washington, DC The world was shocked when President Barack Obama called Russian Premier Vladimir Putin "a big doo-doo head" upon hearing that Putin blamed the United States for the conflict in the Ukraine and Israeli terrorism. "I think it's good...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean rotund dictator Kim Jong Un, in an effort to make the labor camps more "cheery," has added petting zoos to all of the labor camps located in North Korea. "My father got executed yesterday but I felt much better...
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Funny story: Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...
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Funny story: Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

Can The United States Just Say No To Ebola?

While the United States prevents members of Al Qaeda, Taliban, ISIL, Boko Haram and Khorasan, as well as British cooking goddess Nigella Lawson, from entering the country, why can't travelers from Ebola stricken nations in West Africa - Nigeria, Sene...
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Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.
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Funny story: Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

A recently married California man reportedly has not gotten laid since his wedding night back in March. The man, who wished to remain anonymous because he still has hopes of one day getting laid again, said his newlywed wife has not seemed the le...
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Funny story: Halloween Promotion leads to City Quarantine

Halloween Promotion leads to City Quarantine

Police have today slammed a Melbourne events company for having "a reckless lack of social awareness" after a publicity stunt for an upcoming Halloween event caused chaos in an inner-city apartment building and the closure of an entire city block.
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Funny story: Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Syria - A 3-D printed Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber is being kitted out by Islamic State terrorists in readiness to launch a germ warfare drone dubbed The Ebola Gay. Pentagon satellite footage from the Syrian desert shows a partially assembled...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is on Video Game Binge

Kim Jong-Un is on Video Game Binge

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund ruler of North Korea, who has not been seen in public since early September, was revealed to be holed up in one of his palatial palaces playing video games. "Ever since he started playing Grand Theft Auto...
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Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
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Funny story: Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars. "Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who...
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Funny story: Dead Sea Squirrels Found in a Cave Near the West Bank

Dead Sea Squirrels Found in a Cave Near the West Bank

WEST BANK-A number of Dead Sea Squirrels, found in one of the Qumran Caves in a large plateau near the West Bank, have stunned archeologists at the nearby Qumran National Park who are investigating them. The Dead Sea Squirrels, six of them sta...
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Funny story: Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Two North Carolina Baptist pastors are observing President Jimmy Carter's 90th birthday by suggesting that he might go to hell for saying that Jesus wouldn't discriminate against LGBT people. Pastor David McManus accused Carter of embracing the "h...
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Funny story: President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years. In his statement, he acknowledged that his original name was Blossom Obama. She had the sex change surgery a...
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Funny story: John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

WASHINGTON - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her family, including husband Todd Palin, daughters Bristol and Willow Palin and son Track Palin were involved in a drunken fistfight at a house party in Anchorage several weeks ago. The one-time vice...
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Funny story: Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Re...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Denver, CO Popular and famed rap star and marijuana advocate Snoop Dogg announced that he is establishing residency in Colorado so that he could establish torun for Senate from Colorado. Snoop Dogg praised the state for its pro-marijuana stance an...
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Funny story: Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

East Grinstead, St Hill, West Sussex, England Church of Scamatology dwarf-like leader 'Lil Davey Makemerich made an announcement at the cult's annual fleecing party where all the parishioners that can afford to fly to England at a moment's notice are...
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Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...
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Funny story: Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

AUSTIN, TX - As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this we...
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Funny story: Man finally admits he let the dogs out

Man finally admits he let the dogs out

The Baha Men famously asked: "Who let the dogs out?" Now, over a decade after the question was brought forth in the group's hit song, a London, England man has admitted that it was him who released the group's canines. Duncan Morris, a 39 year...
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Funny story: PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other's throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless con...
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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...
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Funny story: ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

As the United States-led battle against radical forces rages in Iraq and Syria, a new linguistic front is emerging. Muslim groups in Europe and beyond are lashing out at the Islamic State in protests and on social media, advocating alternative ways...
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Funny story: Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...
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Funny story: Armless man caught masturbating on subway

Armless man caught masturbating on subway

A disturbing scene unfolded on the Los Angeles Metro Red Line Monday afternoon (Yes, L.A. actually does have mass transit), when an armless man began masturbating on the train in plain sight. The incident, which occurred around 4:30 PM between th...
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Funny story: CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

ATLANTA, GA-The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today issued a Level 3 warning against a new, potentially contagious virus it is calling FNV, or the FOX News Virus. The FNV, explained Dr. Samuel Grimes of the CDC, is highly communicable, especiall...
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Funny story: Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Stockholm - A bit of Cold War submersible kit found adrift off Stockholm Archipelago's murky waters may be the remains of an emergency sub that fell off Roman Abramovich's superyacht Dun Frackin a Swedish Coast Guard spokesman said today. The str...
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Funny story: Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

The startling John Cantlie video from Kobani just posted by ISIS has been answered from across the border in Turkey by a new video featuring a reporter named Clarence Willnotlie. Analysts suspect this new "reporter" may not be a hostage under any...
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Funny story: New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

An even more violent and ruthless terrorist group "Shazaam" released a video today calling ISIS members "Punks" and "Pussy Boys". The twenty minute video showed the groups leader, tearing off the head of a captured ISIS fighter and then eating s...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

A Medical Journal has published sensational clinical trial results proving that continuous wanking is not a cause of blindness. The results, published in "Better Lancit" contradicted what was commonly believed to be the truth. In the controlled e...
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Funny story: Fox News Correspondent Bill O'Reilly to Sell Family Plantation

Fox News Correspondent Bill O'Reilly to Sell Family Plantation

Hollywood, CA Stacy Dash, Clueless actress, recently filed a report for Fox News stating that the Democratic Party was guilty of having a "plantation mentality," in reference to Democrats providing public assistance to citizens giving the Democrats c...
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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

BOWLING GREEN, KY-Libertarian firebrand Rand Paul has apparently contracted Ebola from a virus that was carried all the way to Bowling Green, Kentucky, via La Nina, from Liberia. Paul contracted the deadly virus only days after telling Concord N...
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Funny story: President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President Obama announced that he wanted to have a serious conversation with the virus that is wreaking havoc on Western Africa and shows signs of spreading to other parts of the world. In a press conference, he stated that he was never told th...
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Funny story: North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

Pyongyang, North Korea Roly-Poly Dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who admitted he has been having problems with gout, an affliction usually associated with eating lots of rich foods, challenged Scamatologist Kirstie Alley to an eating contest.
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Funny story: David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in "Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member" Poll

David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in "Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member" Poll

Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man. Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party as, say, the charis...
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Funny story: Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money. A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...
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Funny story: Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Between 2006 and 2012, the wealthiest Americans became less generous with charitable donations, as a share of their total income, while lower- and middle-income Americans reached farther into their pockets as they witnessed the need for charity in th...
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Funny story: Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...
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Funny story: Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that doctors were opting out of working unsociable hours, new proposals have been passed that allow them the option of not having to see patients at all. Under the new scheme doct...
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Funny story: Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
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Funny story: Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Claiming that the doctrine of the trinity, or "three-in-one" was clearly a lie concocted by Satan to lead true believers away from God's holy word, the leadership of the Jehovah's Witless Church announced a boycott of all Three-in-One lubricating pro...
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Funny story: Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...
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Funny story: Colorado School Board Praises Communist China

Colorado School Board Praises Communist China

Associated Press --The following is an article entitled, "Nothing Wrong With Patriotic Education." "The United States, which advocates democracy and freedom, lays stronger emphasis on patriotic education. A survey conducted in 18 developed countri...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong un and Spoof Editor Mark Lowton have "re-appeared" at the same time, fuelling rumours of a behind the scenes agreement having been thrashed out regarding story approvals about the North Korean Dictator (not a reference to Mark who isn't Nort...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman. "I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like...
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Funny story: Obama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots

Obama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots

Washington DC - The President has started a hush-hash course of anti-Ebola therapy involving a dozen daily shots according to White House barman Dru P Weiner. The day begins with a Kahlua cocktail made from Shady Hollow-grown, hand-picked Arabica...
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Funny story: All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

ISRAEL - Israeli officials were caught in a revealing lie late last month as the country celebrated the Jewish New Year. Shortly after declaring the most popular boy's name in Israel to be "Yosef", the interior ministry was forced to concede that the...
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Funny story: Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

WASHINGTON - Revisionist history is to be understood as a consciously falsified or distorted interpretation of the past to serve partisan or ideological purposes in the present. The prime example of this kind of history is the Soviet Union under J...
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Funny story: Pathogen Rights Groups Protest Ebola Measures

Pathogen Rights Groups Protest Ebola Measures

PULMONATA UNIVERSITY, Oct. 27: Hundreds of representatives of pathogen rights groups converged on Pulmonata University's Granite Square today to voice their opposition to government efforts to stamp out Ebola. Asked to explain her attempts to...
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Funny story: Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe. Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and...
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Funny story: Daniel O'Donnell: Outrageous Claims Infuriate Erstwhile Fans

Daniel O'Donnell: Outrageous Claims Infuriate Erstwhile Fans

Everyone's favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O'Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife's favourite, is actually not...
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Funny story: Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

After images of tank-like vehicles in Ferguson turned against ordinary citizens, many towns are trying to return military gear supplied by the Defense Department-and finding it impossible. The tanks came from a vast Defense Department program that...
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Funny story: Thousands of venomous spiders drive Bill de Blasio and family from Park Slope home

Thousands of venomous spiders drive Bill de Blasio and family from Park Slope home

Brooklyn - New York's mayoral family the de Blasios have been driven from their Park Slope home by an infestation of venomous spiders that fell from the roof space and burst out of the bathroom walls. They've hunkered down at the official NYC mayo...
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Funny story: I'm long, long, long gone.

I'm long, long, long gone.

Police have issued details regarding the decomposed body of an elderly man who was recently discovered in a Tesco car park in Romford, Essex, where they say he may have lain dead for many, many years or more! Officers found the badly decomposed bo...
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Funny story: The Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt

The Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt

New York - Meatpacking District residents Joyce and Herb Finklestein will be atoning and repenting on completely empty stomachs at their local synagogue all day Saturday because it's Yom Kippur 5775. A well rehearsed display of heartfelt piety - j...
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Funny story: A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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Funny story: New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Washington - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued an urgent advisory, calling on Americans to wash their hands carefully after voting in this year's midterm elections. The procedure is called the Pontius Pilate Gambit, af...
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