Funny story: Mystery philanthropisst bankrolls NASA alien artefucts museum

Mystery philanthropisst bankrolls NASA alien artefucts museum

Rachel, Nevada - An unknown backer, named on the Martian Monoliths website as online gambling billionaire Russ DeLeon, has pledged $50 million to build a home for a treasure trove of NASA's extraterrestrial gems currently languishing at Fort Belvoir,...
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Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...
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Funny story: Latest Handy Tidbits for Pocket Pet Owners

Latest Handy Tidbits for Pocket Pet Owners

As a helpful service to those wonderful people who love, cherish, and keep little furry friends, we at the National Vole Advocacy Alliance provide the following useful tidbits for Pocket Pet (PP) owners. When carrying your wee furry guys to work, remember to keep your pockets fresh with PP litter. Letting your little Pocket Pet buddy run loose in the Mall is a great way to meet new people.
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Funny story: President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the Russian national news agency has stated that President Putin has instructed his Director of Computers Edward Snowden to perform a document investigation on an American talk show host. Putin told Snowden to go into the NSA a...
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Funny story: Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

In a statement issued earlier today, Hiram Thicke, the agent for pop diva Miley Cyrus said the star attended hospital to have a handle inserted into the right side of her head. The star, who is the most followed and tweeted personality ever by bot...
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Funny story: Taylor Twitt's husband doesn't seem to think she's such a "twit"

Taylor Twitt's husband doesn't seem to think she's such a "twit"

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Singing sensation Taylor Twitt, 24, obtained a temporary restraining order against her secret husband, Timothy Sweet, 33, saying that she's never met the man and is not married to him, despite the fact that their marriage has never b...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has reportedly gone in to have what The Rice Paddy National News Agency is referring to as minor surgery. The Rice Paddy has stated that Kim Jong Un had been complaining of a problem with his thro...
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Funny story: Netanyahu calls on Abba to recognize Israel as the Jewish state

Netanyahu calls on Abba to recognize Israel as the Jewish state

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday that reassuring words from Swedish pop group ABBA about not wanting nuclear weapons still does answer the question if the European singing sensations recognize Israel. In a speech at the pro-...
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Funny story: Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

New York - At $100 million for the Mission Accomplished! full Monty the former mob prosecutor and Rudy Giuliani mayoral aide doesn't exactly come cheap. Today a packed Southern District of New York courtroom heard US Senior District Judge Lewis K...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber says that he hates to disappoint his thousands of fans in the Ukraine but he will not be appearing there any time soon. Bieber, under advice of his manager, his agent, his doctor, his therapist, and his makeup artist...
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Funny story: Zooming in on your fingerprints

Zooming in on your fingerprints

There is now a world-wide, massive database of our individual fingerprints. Everybody who uses I-pads, touch screens, etc, has a unique fingerprint. These easily identifiable fingerprints are analysed every time we touch our pads. Soon the C.I.F.
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Funny story: Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...
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Funny story: Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...
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Funny story: Paleo Diet Is OUT! New "Socio Diet" Sweeps Nation

Paleo Diet Is OUT! New "Socio Diet" Sweeps Nation

According to the latest buzz from health clubs and fitness gurus, the formerly wildly popular Paleo Diet has been supplanted by the new Sociopath or "Socio" Diet, which skyrockets meat-centric eating to new dimensions of amorality. Sources say the Socio Diet has particularly caught fire in high-power urban centers like New York City and Washington, D.C. Want to incorporate some "Socio" into you...
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Funny story: Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...
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Funny story: Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

A California couple who found a six cans of buried gold coins, perhaps valued at $10 million (USD) may not be so lucky in the end. The US Department of 'We Own it All' (USDWOA) has connected this stash to a theft that took place wayyy back in 1900...
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Funny story: Hague sends the might of the Russian army back by clever rhetoric

Hague sends the might of the Russian army back by clever rhetoric

William Hague who was obviously not informed of a U.K stategy leak, said this afternoon, "Its quite simple, those wusskies are cowardly weally and a nice bit of public school debating whetoric sent them scuttling away with their tails between their l...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Remembering The Y2K Bug

Stranger Than Truth: Remembering The Y2K Bug

Remember Y2K? Throughout 1999, the world was held in worried limbo based on the idea that at midnight on December 31, the sky would, literally, come crashing down around them. This was based on the concern that computer operating systems that ran everything from space satellites to large airliners would freak out because there was no programmed year 2000 for it to roll into. Instead, they w...
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Funny story: Book Review - Message In A Bottle by Nicholas Sparks

Book Review - Message In A Bottle by Nicholas Sparks

This is NOT a story about the popular British band The Police and how Sting came to write the #1 hit of the same name. I was extremely confident that this book would explore the workings of this catchy tune. Sadly, it took me until the last page to realize that there would be no mention of Sting and the other two fellows, who no one quite remembers their names, but in the end I liked this b...
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Funny story: Book Review - War And Peace by Leo Tolstoy

Book Review - War And Peace by Leo Tolstoy

This is an excellent book. We simply could not have it in our home. It has never let us down. We use it as a door stop to wedge open the door leading to our cellar. It is thick enough and heavy enough to provide adequate safety and protection to ensure the door does not close on you, trapping you in the cellar.....with Aunt Sarah....who we keep down there due to her Tourettes Syndrome, B...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...
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Funny story: Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Not willing to sit back and accept Russian troops threatening their country, Ukraine have decided you go to war with tiny Malta because they feel they can actually pulverise the Maltese and do a Russia. There is also another reason for this unacce...
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Funny story: Shari don't like it.

Shari don't like it.

Shari Lewis, the popular ventriloquist of the sixties and seventies, has openly apologised for the effect her newest creation has had on the world. When her TV career ended she continued to perfect her craft. She made more and more human-looking...
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Funny story: Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

VATICAN CITY - The Pope accidentally dropped the F-Bomb during a speech yesterday during his Sunday blessing. While giving his weekly blessing from the Vatican, Pope Francis mentioned the word 'f***' in Italian before correcting himself. Within...
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Funny story: Scottish Tourist Board unveils Giant Peat Bog to destroy Welsh Bog tourism hopes

Scottish Tourist Board unveils Giant Peat Bog to destroy Welsh Bog tourism hopes

Bog Wars: The latest exciting peat bog finds will be discussed at a four-day conference taking place in the Caledonian Hotel, Edinburgh. Travel and Tourism Representatives from across the EU will be among the 60 delegates. The event, which runs un...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Releases Latest Concert Rider Demands

Taylor Swift Releases Latest Concert Rider Demands

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift's new concert rider has a few new items besides the usual Twizzlers, Starbucks Caramel Lattes, Chocolate Milk, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip and Chocolate Brownies and Chocolate Chocolates, assorted vegetables, various che...
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Funny story: Book Reviews - Charlotte's Web, The Long Walk To Freedom and The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Book Reviews - Charlotte's Web, The Long Walk To Freedom and The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Charlotte's Web by E B White Charlotte is not a 25 year old IT expert who actually discovers the internet. The web in question is actually a spiders web and Charlotte (get this) is a (SPOILER)....spider! The Long Walk to Freedom by Nelson Mandela Not only did they lock this poor man up, they put him in a jail that was miles away from where he lived and made him walk home once they let h...
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Funny story: Book Reviews - Of Mice and Men, The Hiding Place

Book Reviews - Of Mice and Men, The Hiding Place

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck While I initially thought this book could be about mice that look like men (I was hoping Mickey Mouse would be involved) it isn't. In fact the title is very misleading as there are NO talking mice in this book. Once again, NO talking mice in this book. Maybe the author, next time he decides to write something, will include talking vermin...one can only hop...
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Funny story: The Two Towers by J R Tolkien

The Two Towers by J R Tolkien

How very disappointing. Initially I thought this book would be about the events of September 11 2001 and maybe an in depth analysis of the events that occurred that tragic day. However, about 200 pages in I realized that this book had nothing to do with the World Trade Center or in fact anything at all to do with the Twin Towers. I read on and did enjoy this book and would suggest that...
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Funny story: New Defense For Criminals: "Angry White Man Syndrome"

New Defense For Criminals: "Angry White Man Syndrome"

In a nationally publicized case, a wealthy teen-age boy who killed 4 in an automobile accident was not sentenced to a Texas prison for manslaughter, but given 10 years probation. The most focused upon aspect of the trial was the use of the "affluenz...
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Funny story: Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

HOLLYWOOD - Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong'o said that she still cannot believe that she beat out such noted actresses as Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lawrence in the Academy Awards Best Supporting Actress Category. Nyong'o who said she is a big fan of...
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Funny story: Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Lion Park, Jonhannesburg - A London tabloid has been tricked into paying $25,000 for a selfie of a 'genuine' young lioness cuddling up with Brit tourists in a South Afican wildlife park. The paper published snaps of an eight month old lioness call...
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