Funny story: Newlywed Husband Wants Sex All The Time

Newlywed Husband Wants Sex All The Time

Dear Mom, Well we have been married two months today and I have been wanting to discuss something with you but couldn't do it in person or on the telephone since the government bugs everything, including e-mails. It's a little embarrassing but I was wondering if when you and dad got married did he want to have sex all the time? I can understand most nights but not all the time. I love Bi...
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Funny story: Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

On the original deadline date for enrolling in Obamacare, HHS Secretary Sebelius revealed today a new health plan today which provides another economical option to the Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze health plans previously defined. In accord wit...
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Funny story: Interesting Stone Spotted by Jupiter Spacecraft - Nasa and U.K. to Share 300 Billion Dollar Stone Photographing Space Mission

Interesting Stone Spotted by Jupiter Spacecraft - Nasa and U.K. to Share 300 Billion Dollar Stone Photographing Space Mission

A stone with a brown stain has been spotted on the Jupiter moon, Europa by the 250 billion dollar space orbiter, Odyssius. The exciting stone is probably sandstone discoloured by brown iron. Jubilant geologists at Houston cheered when the image...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...
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Funny story: D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
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Funny story: Local Woman Arrested After Asking Men to Strip in Front of Her!

Local Woman Arrested After Asking Men to Strip in Front of Her!

The police in Salt Lake City have arrested a beautiful lady that has been a bank teller there for several years. She was charged with asking several local men to strip in front of her and some of the men were married and some not. "It was very...
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Funny story: Nazi goblet touted as $5bn Holy Grail

Nazi goblet touted as $5bn Holy Grail

Leon, Spain - As far as Biblical relics are concerned a bejewelled gold chalice stashed by the Nazis at the Basilica of San Isidoro in Leon is the ultimate holy grail of Christian artefucts and worth a staggering five billion dollars. This week it...
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Funny story: Eric Clapton joins Circle City Horns

Eric Clapton joins Circle City Horns

Eric Clapton announced today that he would be joining the Circle City Horns of Corona, CA for a 2015 album and world wide tour. The world renowned Circle City Horns were formerly fronted by founder/guitarist/vocalist and arranger Griff Hamlin, as Gri...
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Funny story: End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

WASHINGTON, DC -- 98% of the world's climate scientists agree that the threat climate change poses to Earth's life-support systems. In short, human-driven climate change poses a great threat to well being, health and even to human survival.
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Funny story: Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Saying "back off!" loudly, as with a warning to the pit bull eyeing the ankles and growling, is a tactic Mr. Kerry and Mr. Lavrov can testify to following their meeting. For Mr. Kerry, Russia needs to back off its troops along the borders of Ukrai...
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Funny story: Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

Sam Adkins of Chicago, Illinois loves to swim and goes to Florida on a regular basis so that he can swim in the ocean and even float on his hairy back. "In the ocean, my weight of 500 pounds feel so light, it's amazing. Also I don't even care if m...
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Funny story: G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

Elated, but not content with new ballot restrictions imposed in nine swing states since 2013, Republicans are seeking to further reduce Democratic participation in future elections by 'potential' Dems by targeting kids in kindergarten and grade schoo...
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Funny story: Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

New York - Pierced Morghound was ordered to leave the Western Hemisphere today by an emergency meeting of the U.N. security council. Known for his unpopular T.V. program (America's Got Guns), Pierced was dragged, kicking and screaming, and whini...
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Funny story: On David Cameron's "Green Crap"

On David Cameron's "Green Crap"

David Cameron has welcomed the latest UN predictions on climate change. In a break from his busy schedule visiting the toilets at Bognor Regis he gave an exclusive interview to your fearless reporter. 'Let me say, first of all, that Bognor Regis c...
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Funny story: FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

Washington D.C. - As the United States Federal government is about to run out of cash, our sources report that the FDA and the EPA are about to re-launch aspartame as a vitamin. In the light of a recent study showing that aspartame kills women (...
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Funny story: Blimey! - Now Fresh Fruit Veg and Meat Are Bad For You!

Blimey! - Now Fresh Fruit Veg and Meat Are Bad For You!

Food Writers at the Daily Maile have announced that if people simply cut out fresh meat, fruit and veg from their diet they will probably live forever. The new findings, which are totally made up, say that processed food like burgers and sausages, ch...
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Funny story: Shake, Rattle and Roll

Shake, Rattle and Roll

(STT News) - Sunday's 4.8 magnitude earthquake in Yellowstone National Park has rattled some who worry about the slumbering super-volcano and its potential for a massive eruption. However, at this morning's press briefing at the La Brea Tar Pits Spa...
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Funny story: New Tick Species Discovered in Scottish Western Highlands

New Tick Species Discovered in Scottish Western Highlands

A significant new species of Blood Sucking Tick has been found embedded in Alex Salmon's elbow. Experts at the indigenous species unit under the Stone of Scone in Holyrood Palace described the discovery as "significant". It is thought to be t...
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Funny story: Handout Madness - Now M.P.s Claim Expenses for Claiming Expenses

Handout Madness - Now M.P.s Claim Expenses for Claiming Expenses

While countries such as Spain crumble under top heavy government administration costs, E.U. rules now state that all M.P.s of member States must now submit claims for claiming for expenses. Additionally, claims must be made for petrol costs for drivi...
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Funny story: Tips for the Successful Arse-Hole

Tips for the Successful Arse-Hole

Journalism students take note! Famed BBC presenter Huw Edwards, recipient of BAFTAs and presenter of the Six O'Clock news and the BBC's News at Ten since 2004, has published his Ten Top Tips on how to do what he does. Among the obvious advice are...
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