Funny story: Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Hollywood-20th Century Fox, the producer of the movie based on the cartoon panel Marmaduke and the forthcoming movie based on the long-running comic strip Peanuts, is moving along with its 3D version of another cartoon panel-The Family Circus.
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Funny story: World Record £50 Million Sotheby's Auction Price Paid for Stradivarius Bagpipes

World Record £50 Million Sotheby's Auction Price Paid for Stradivarius Bagpipes

One of the world's most amazing musical instrument finds ever, yesterday sold for £50 million in a Sotheby's auction. One of only 15 sets of bagpipes ever made by Antonio Stradivari was uncovered in a tea chest in the back room of a Glasgow council...
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Funny story: Punctuation Marks Sue Emoticons Over Patent Infringement

Punctuation Marks Sue Emoticons Over Patent Infringement

Washington D.C. (High Times) - A Federal lawsuit has been filed by Punctuation Marks against Emoticons (et al.) for patent infringement and defamation. Punctuation Marks seek $6.8 trillion in damages. The filed case claims that Emoticons freely...
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Funny story: Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

The decision by the National Labor Relations Board to grant college players at Northwestern the right to form unions has brought a swift response from a newly organized group of college football powerhouse coaches. The organization, called "Coache...
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Funny story: Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...
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Funny story: Online Romance Can Lead to False Sense of Adequacy

Online Romance Can Lead to False Sense of Adequacy

Inadequate. A failure. Not good enough. These are all feelings some people have about themselves, and words used to describe that person by others. Absorbed deeply enough and they can cause one to fold in upon themselves leading to apathy, lethargy, isolation, depression, thoughts of moving somewhere far away, thoughts of suicide, and in the worst cases, actual suicide. Alternatively, the inadequa...
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Funny story: MH370 Finally Found!

MH370 Finally Found!

(STT News) Beijing - Information leaked by way of Malaysia, Australia, the US and UK, New Zealand, India, Israel, Pakistan, Bangladesh, China, Russia and the People's Quasi-Republic of Lower Antartica today revealed new evidence that MH370 may have c...
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Funny story: Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Commitment-phobes rejoice! According to recent news reports out of the magical land of Hollywood, you can live together, co-parent and have sex all you want without all the frustrating baggage of being a 'couple' or 'splitting' up, while also saving...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Wondering If Jews Ever Got Swine Flu?

Mel Gibson Wondering If Jews Ever Got Swine Flu?

Mel Gibson may be slipping back into his old ways again and that's not good news for his fans. "No one wants him anymore and he was near the top of the trade about three years ago", stated one producer who knows Gibson and asked not to be named.
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Funny story: Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other. In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...
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Funny story: Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

The CIA has announced that it has obtained a list, containing detailed plans regarding Russia's preparations to invade Ukraine, and then initiate a war with the United States. The list includes: 1. Infiltrating online Russian bride dating sites with burly KGB officers dressed in bikinis and wearing wigs. 2. Propaganda team Photoshopping an image of Vladimir Putin knocking out Barack Obama...
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Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...
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Funny story: Newlywed Woman Pushed Husband Off Cliff Court Told

Newlywed Woman Pushed Husband Off Cliff Court Told

Kakispell, Montana - "I just couldn't take it any more Your Honor," the defendant said, "just how much Mistletoe And Whine can any woman take?" The court also heard the newlywed woman's feelings of estrangement after receiving a cell phone as a w...
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Funny story: NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

This morning Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, has revealed that due to the overwhelming popularity of the new short-sleeved jerseys among both players and fans, the NBA is considering adding full-body spandex uniforms next season. The commissio...
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Funny story: Changing of the Guards

Changing of the Guards

Every day, people, just like buffalo herds in Africa, intently watch a despicable sight: a woman being attacked by a number of masked assailants, here; there, a weak buffalo or calf by a single lion. The masked men vigorously pull away the shoulder-strap purse of a woman, leaving home for shopping or other businesses, with impunity, in public thoroughfares. The more heinous spectacle is the ever-i...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Grants Shock Royal Pardon to Vladimir Putin

Queen Elizabeth II Grants Shock Royal Pardon to Vladimir Putin

A swan feast was last night interrupted by Queen Elizabeth II who appeared to pardon and absolve Vladimir Putin of any wrongdoing. The topic of conversation apparently turned to the Ukraine crisis. The Ambassador to Russia, Bolshevic Kremlin had...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Offers $50 000 to Anyone Who Cures His Bad Breath

Kim Jong Un Offers $50 000 to Anyone Who Cures His Bad Breath

Handsome Megalomaniac, Kim Jong Un has everything going for him, according to the latest Celebrity Magazine, "Which Millionaire".. That is except for sweet breath. Dentists scared of being executed will not go near the poo-breath fruitcake.
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Funny story: Daily "Nothing Happening" Plane Search News Makes David Cameron Seem Interesting

Daily "Nothing Happening" Plane Search News Makes David Cameron Seem Interesting

Global "we haven't found anything" news is catching on as reporters all over the world are having to stay at home and forego luxury hotels abroad. "Its always better for ghoulish reporters if a plane crashes somewhere on land for instance Acapulc...
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Funny story: I'd Vomit on Lady Gaga for Free

I'd Vomit on Lady Gaga for Free

Desperate to regain the media spotlight after the lackluster sales of her recent album "Artpop," pop singer Lady Gaga has gotten her name in the news for the dubious act of paying someone to vomit on her, an act that health activists are decrying as...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

PHOENIX, Arizona - Political Salad Bar Magazine's recent edition had a feature on Arizona's lame duck governor Jan Brewer. The magazine article written by Sinclair Petaluma stated that that there has never been a more disruptive lame duck governor...
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Funny story: American Idol Sends Majesty Rose Back To North Carolina

American Idol Sends Majesty Rose Back To North Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Well finally two of the remaining 9 American Idol contestants stepped it up and showed that they are the ones to be reckoned with. Caleb Johnson the resident rock and roller from North Carolina got the audience on their feet with a fab...
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Funny story: The Gigantic Meteor That Was Predicted To Hit Tucson, Arizona Looks Like It Is Going To Miss The City

The Gigantic Meteor That Was Predicted To Hit Tucson, Arizona Looks Like It Is Going To Miss The City

SAGINAW, Michigan - The citizens of Tucson, Arizona are breathing a little bit easier now that they have received some good news from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw. The observatory reports that a meteor that is th...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster To Star In The Motion Picture, Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story

Jodie Foster To Star In The Motion Picture, Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Touch Rock Films is proud to announce that production will soon begin on the Bandini Borrapelli film Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story. The movie will deal with the life of Penny Marshall of...
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Funny story: Alabama Vows To Put An End To Road Rage

Alabama Vows To Put An End To Road Rage

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - Governor Robert J. Bentley speaking before a crowd of 200 people at a local tractor show said that he will be putting his foot down in regards to road rage. The governor said that this problem has been going on for way too lo...
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Funny story: President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - President Obama took some time out from his busy schedule to visit the capital of Illinois. He had been asked to travel to Springfield by state Senator Hayley Martha Tuckerbucker [D-Kankakee]. The Land of Lincoln State,...
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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame has just informed the news media about plans for a Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park. The park is scheduled to open in early 2015, and it will include...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child. The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false. Sh...
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