Funny story: Government orders pussy cull as badgers abandon spreading TB

Government orders pussy cull as badgers abandon spreading TB

Barking, London - Cats are being blamed for spreading tuberculosis following a public outcry at a badger cull that did little to stop the spread of the disease. Ministry officials handling the outbreak said that a dozen cases of Mycobacterium bovi...
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Funny story: Saudis pissed at Obama because a WOMAN owns 95% of US strategic petroleum reserve

Saudis pissed at Obama because a WOMAN owns 95% of US strategic petroleum reserve

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The Saudis have got the hump alright as President Obama touches down at Riyadh International Airport for a 24-hour flying visit to the Wahhabist Kingdom of Crude. Someone - possibly Mossad - has told King Abdullah that the...
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Funny story: NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

"Aye bruh," one text message reads, "Check out dees fresh-ass Jordans." President Barack Obama was only one of many to have his cellphone calls and text messages intercepted by the NSA recently, and his apparent lack of concern for world events is be...
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Funny story: New York Mets down to one last fan

New York Mets down to one last fan

Flushing, New York - The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate, an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field. Yet they've always managed to attract a base of supporters. But not anymore. Tired of empty promises and finishe...
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Funny story: Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...
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Funny story: Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...
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Funny story: Deaf couple who found shocking note on lost luggage miss apology phone call

Deaf couple who found shocking note on lost luggage miss apology phone call

A deaf Houston couple who demanded an apology from American Airlines after discovering an insensitive note attached to their lost luggage say they still have not received any apology, despite the airlines claim they have called the couple over 30 ti...
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Funny story: Younger Generation Faces Bard Education

Younger Generation Faces Bard Education

The work of William Shakespeare - president of the old, dead, white guys club - has long been held in high regard, by snobs and blowhards alike, school children across the nation, encouraged by parents and forced by teachers to read the great man's g...
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Funny story: Auntie Beryl Accidentally killed as U.S. Drone Brings down Aircraft carrying Kim Jong Un's Ambassador for Scotland

Auntie Beryl Accidentally killed as U.S. Drone Brings down Aircraft carrying Kim Jong Un's Ambassador for Scotland

Drones monitoring possible post Scottish Independence alliances have accidentally killed Kim Jong Un's Ambassador to Independent Scotland, Auntie Beryl Un II. President Obama today apologised for the tragic error, saying that U.S. sympathies at rhis...
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Funny story: Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Athens, GA. Arriving back at college after a two-week spring break vacation, social studies student Mike Francis told friends that though fresh and rejuvenated from spending his vacation with his elderly mother, his hatred for his fellow students ha...
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Funny story: Canadian Government Message to U.S.: Yukon Could Be Your Crimea

Canadian Government Message to U.S.: Yukon Could Be Your Crimea

Ottawa (The Canadian Press) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced today that Canada is making The Yukon open for foreign occupation leading to, it is hoped, peaceful annexation. Political analysts believe the move is an effort by Harper...
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Funny story: Different Barber Cuts Man's Hair Shocker

Different Barber Cuts Man's Hair Shocker

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: In a turn of events reportedly unforeseen by a Fort Lauderdale man, the barber at 'Cut Short' hair salon who greeted him on Thursday was not the same barber who usually cuts his hair. When informed that Dave, his usual ba...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

Kobe Bryant Says That Justin Bieber's Career Is Pretty Much Over

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant was talking about basketball with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He was asked about the Lakers and if they will ever return to the greatest of years past. Kobe, who isn't shy replied, "Yeah, once I get mysel...
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Funny story: Welfare Caps to be Introduced

Welfare Caps to be Introduced

MP's have overwhelmingly voted in favour of introducing a Welfare Cap, starting from 2015. In a move proposed by the Chancellor in last weeks Budget, all recipients of Welfare benefits will be required, by law, to wear baseball-style caps. The...
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Funny story: Independent Scotland Makeover

Independent Scotland Makeover

Independent image consultancy firm, Koch Wan has published the results of its investigation into the acceptable image for a new Scotland. Out with: Scotch eggs, stodgy pies, haggis, whisky, kilts, drunken Glaswegians sleeping in cardboard boxes, k...
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Funny story: Nick Cannon Says He May Post Hundreds Of Upskirt Photos Of His Wife Mariah Carey On Facebook

Nick Cannon Says He May Post Hundreds Of Upskirt Photos Of His Wife Mariah Carey On Facebook

LOS ANGELES - The host of America's Got Talent Nick Cannon, 33, is not at all happy with all of the talk of his wife and her personal trainer. Nick The Stick told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that if his much older wife Mariah Carey,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he did in fact give the order for his director of computers, to breach the Internet servers in Alaska. The leader of North Korea told The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he did so because...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover An Upside Down Pyramid In The Sahara Desert

Archaeologists Discover An Upside Down Pyramid In The Sahara Desert

AWBARI, Libya - An archaeological team from Copenhagen, Denmark has made an astonishing discovery. The team led by Dr. Tobias Rasmussen said that as they were excavating in the Sahara Desert they began to unearth what turned out to be an ancient p...
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Funny story: The President's clothes in disarray with sundry elephants in the room (and aboard Air Force One)

The President's clothes in disarray with sundry elephants in the room (and aboard Air Force One)

President Obama is reported seeking a hair and wardrobe advisor, who is also versatile with speech-making. The President is having problems with collars that flap up and won't stay down, assorted Bearnaise mustard stains, plus he has been glimpse...
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Funny story: Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

The new Twilight TV series on FOX will apparently have a couple of actors from the Twilight movies. "Right now we're writing, re-writing the whole first season as we are looking at a hit series, I am sure", says FOX Executive, Grant Chism. "I thin...
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Funny story: Arms Build Up Concern

Arms Build Up Concern

As the Russia and Ukraine edge ever closer to war, a Wisconsin mother is concerned that a buildup of arms could lead to serious consequences for her 15 year old son. Martha Compton, 36, told reporters that her son Daniel, has been working out at t...
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Funny story: Free Speech Under Threat Once Again

Free Speech Under Threat Once Again

Despite the provisions of The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, and abridging the the freedom of speech, th...
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Funny story: 31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- An under-reported proposal at the 2014 annual Owners Meetings was overwhelmingly struck down, with 31 teams voting "Nay". There were zero "Yay's"; The New England Patriots abstained. Even the Denver Broncos ownership voted again...
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Funny story: Gibraltar's Successful Business Skills Win International Award

Gibraltar's Successful Business Skills Win International Award

The 2014 Niekki Award for International Business Development has been awarded to Gibraltar. The prestigious award, the equivalent of a "Nobel Prize for Business" was yesterday presented to the booming U.K. territory. The Japanese Fiscal Prolifer...
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Funny story: Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...
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Funny story: Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...
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Funny story: Book Review - Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James

Book Review - Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James

This is a book I simply could not put down, due entirely to the fact that I was involved in a rather unfortunate sexual bondage role play game involving 234 rolls of sticky tape. And a goat. However, once I managed to remove the goat from my apartment I did read the book. There are many words I could use to describe this book, fantastic, great, superb, remarkable, outstanding, stupendous...
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Funny story: Book Review - Peter Pan by Some Bloke Called Barry

Book Review - Peter Pan by Some Bloke Called Barry

This book "Hooked" me from page one, one of the only bright memories of a sad childhood plagued by bouts of bed wetting, temper tantrums and soiled underwear......I really wish Grandma hadn't moved in with us.... I digress. Peter pan is a kid that never grow up, a bit like Arnold from Different Strokes. However, instead of being adopted by a rich white guy, Peter Pan embarks on a horrendo...
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