Funny story: L'Wren Scott buried at Glendale next to Jane Fonda and Joan Rivers

L'Wren Scott buried at Glendale next to Jane Fonda and Joan Rivers

Los Angeles, California - A low-key family ceremony saw Mick Jagger's girlfriend interred into one of Forest Lawn's lovely gilded mausoleums to be occupied on the left by Jane Fonda and on the right by Joan Rivers. Friends who knew the 40-somethin...
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Funny story: Top Russian bank on the verge of collapse

Top Russian bank on the verge of collapse

Moscow, Russia - The IMF is warning that Moscow's First Putin Bank For Deconstruction and Embezzlement is close to bankruptcy after a bloody great big sink hole appeared in its loans portfolio. The news could spell a dramatic early closure of its...
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Funny story: Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Dublin. Eire - The discovery of a 60-year long Irish Police phone tapping op has been hailed as the world's longest and most successful undetected snoop Dublin Police Commissioner Seamus O'Shergar said today. Masterminded by the Garda Special Inv...
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Funny story: Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

The Obama administration is preparing legislation that would end the National Security Agency's widespread collection of Americans' phone data while, officials say, preserves the civil liberties of the deceased and MIAs. The legislation, senior of...
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Funny story: NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un makes population of North Korea look for his car keys

Kim Jong-Un makes population of North Korea look for his car keys

A nationwide search has begun in North Korea, after feared leader Kim Jong-Un ordered the entire population of the country to look for his lost car keys to his beloved Lamborghini. Media outlets from other countries first became aware of the searc...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

TV reality star Kim Kardashian has left hospital following plastic surgery giving her a personality enlargement. The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star has had breast and ass enlargements in the past, however the star wanted to improve her person...
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Funny story: NCAA On The Defensive Over Burger King Ad

NCAA On The Defensive Over Burger King Ad

ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN-- As College Basketball's "March Madness" heats up, with the "Sweet 16" round just around the corner, viewers of the four stations of coverage have no doubt seen a Burger King advertisement starring Chris Webber (NBA Hall-of-Famer...
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Funny story: Facebook to Replace Intercessory Prayer with "Likes"

Facebook to Replace Intercessory Prayer with "Likes"

MENLO PARK, CA--God, deluged with intercessory prayers since the dawn of social media, has outsourced prayer to Facebook to give Him more time to devote to His new hobby, scrapbooking. Explained St. Peter, at a press conference held at Facebook's...
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Funny story: Sober up, Vlad!

Sober up, Vlad!

Morely Unsafer: Welcome back to 42-and-a-half minutes. Vladimir Putin's annexation of Crimea has drawn international outrage. Rudy Giuliani calls him a "true leader"-what is he smoking?-but pretty much everyone else is pissed. Our next guest is Russia expert and addiction counselor Vasily Strokinoff. Usafer: Mr. Strokinoff, what is Vladimir Putin's problem? Strokinoff: Putin is an addict-he...
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Funny story: A Home For Every Heart

A Home For Every Heart

Houses are important. We all need houses of some sort, to keep from getting cold and have somewhere to cook and wash. Sadly not everyone has a house and not just in those sad, charity commercial countries where pianist follow staving children aro...
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Funny story: Search Continues for Missing Scotland

Search Continues for Missing Scotland

High winds and strong seas are hampering the search for Scotland, which disappeared two weeks ago. Only when Alex Salmond Rushdie, the first minister tried to return home after a garden party at Buckingham Palace did the government notice it was no...
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Funny story: A costly trip

A costly trip

Gateshead council has been ordered to pay £5,000 in compensation to a resident who suffered a fractured ankle after tripping on a payment. Jack Poundfoot was leaving the council offices when he tripped over a stack of money which had been dropped...
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Funny story: Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites. "I will...
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Funny story: Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times. Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years. His grand...
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Funny story: Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail. "Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans

Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans

Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expectin...
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Funny story: Pledge to Make Whiskey Taste Nice if Scots Win Independence Vote

Pledge to Make Whiskey Taste Nice if Scots Win Independence Vote

A pledge has been made by Jacobite, Alexei Salmon to make Scotch Whiskey palatable if he is crowned King of Scotland after the Independence vote. Scotland's nasty National beverage which was once used to induce vomiting after cases of poisoning wi...
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Funny story: Satire Web Study A Mixed Bag

Satire Web Study A Mixed Bag

ANYWHERE-- Just yesterday, web technicians and various analysts at a reputable Think Tank published a study pertaining to the number of 'satire' websites around the internet. It's up for debate on whether the study devoted enough attention to the subject of the 'quality' of the satire found across the web. The study is not available in print, but readers of this magazine can find it at www.
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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants The Amish To Stop Using The Horse and Buggy As A Means of Transportation

Animal Rights Group Wants The Amish To Stop Using The Horse and Buggy As A Means of Transportation

NORFOLK, Virginia - The animal rights group known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has just announced its latest statement. Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter has sent a message to the Amish community stating...
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Funny story: Many Boston Celtics Fans Want The Team Name Changed

Many Boston Celtics Fans Want The Team Name Changed

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics were founded in 1946, and since then they have managed to win a total of 17 NBA Championships. Lately there has been a lot of talk from some of the loyal Celtics fans about changing the team name to a more modern soundi...
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Funny story: Woman comes out in protest against celebrity molestation

Woman comes out in protest against celebrity molestation

A woman from Shrewsbury has come forward with a shocking revelation which if proven true will cast doubt on every celebrity in the land. Maureen Edwards 51, claims NOT to be been molested, interfered with, accosted or even reefed up by a single indiv...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Defends J.Lo's American Idol Lip Syncing By Saying She's Personally Lip Synced In 17 Different Countries

Britney Spears Defends J.Lo's American Idol Lip Syncing By Saying She's Personally Lip Synced In 17 Different Countries

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez has a great friend in Britney Spears. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer has defended J.Lo's recent lip syncing performance on American Idol. Britney told Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that lip sy...
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Funny story: The Vietnamese Warship, The VS Mekong Mongoose Leaves The Coast of Russia After Putin Threatens To Make It Disappear

The Vietnamese Warship, The VS Mekong Mongoose Leaves The Coast of Russia After Putin Threatens To Make It Disappear

EAST SIBERIAN SEA - Russia is reporting that the Vietnamese warship the VS Mekong Mongoose has left the East Siberian Sea. The Vodkavich National News Agency stated that the Vietnamese vessel left as soon as President Putin issued a warning that i...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP. The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before...
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Funny story: Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name

Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna and her boy toy Brahim Zaibat recently appeared on The Viagra View. Larry King asked the 55-year-old Madonna how things were going with their May-December relationship. The New York singer answered that she was as happy as...
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Funny story: Obama Warns Putin "I'll Tell My Mom"

Obama Warns Putin "I'll Tell My Mom"

President Barack Obama cranked up the pressure on Vladimir Putin during a 45 minute phone call from the Oval Office in the early hours on Tuesday morning, warning the the muscle bound Russian "if you don't stop it I'll tell my mom." John Kerry bel...
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Funny story: MH370 brought down by BUAS

MH370 brought down by BUAS

Diego Garcia - After landing safely at Diego Garcia military base, on March 8, MH370 set off with most passengers on board today, again under remote control. All boarded passengers and crew were served aspartame laced drinks to reduce the antici...
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Funny story: Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Senator Feinstein and CIA head John Brennan's squabble over spying on the senate oversight committee reached new heights of rancour at Madison Square Garden last night. The New York Times reports these opponents created an "unsavory melee" and "v...
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Funny story: Of Tweets, Rights and Censorship

Of Tweets, Rights and Censorship

It was a dark day for freedom of LOLs, inanity and poor spelling in the Grand Kingdom of Turkey following the shocking exposure of an apparent block on Twitter service - thought by many to be a basic human right - by the Council of Dark Scary Overlor...
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Funny story: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

The police of Nice, France were somewhat embarrassed this morning, sheepishly admitting to a clamouring throng of reporters in a small room of uncomfortable chairs, that they had made an error in earlier reports of the recovery of a stolen masterpiec...
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Funny story: Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Dallas, Texarse - A Texas gallery is being sued for millions of dollars after an exhibit by painter George W Bush was accused of infecting a visitor with canine distemper by manifesting malignant hexoplasm during a guided tour. Doctors at the Da...
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