Funny story: The Lizzy Awards

The Lizzy Awards

Why nobody in Stratford knew that Shakespeare wrote plays in London.....because this never happened Scene: Albert Hall, 1600 Announcer: And now for the award we have all be waiting for...the best play of 1599....The nominess are: Ben Jonson for "Everyman in his Humor"; Thomas Dekker for "Shoeman's Holiday"; John Webster for "The White Devil"; Thomas Middleton for "The Changeling"; and Wi...
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Funny story: President on Putin:

President on Putin:

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...
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Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...
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Funny story: ...I dig it, I really dig it!

...I dig it, I really dig it!

Robbers have dug a 50ft tunnel to plunder £70,000 from a cashpoint machine in what could be their fourth raid, it has been revealed! The thieves, dubbed "the great escape crew", are thought to have spent months using teaspoons they had collected v...
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Funny story: Sex education classes banned for "encouraging gender stereotypes"

Sex education classes banned for "encouraging gender stereotypes"

The Netherlands has always been one of the more liberal European countries, and was one of the first to introduce sex education to its schools. But now it might become the first to ban it - not because of excessive prudishness or conservatism, but du...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos

While they are working away from each other Stars Justin Bieber and Selena send each other some very sexy pics, showing only a few lame ones to the press just to keep things interesting. "You should see the ones they don't put out there", we were...
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Funny story: Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

In one of the biggest co-ordinated international police swoops in history, Disney Productions California was cordoned off and Julie Andrew was arrested in the early hours of this morning. An F.B.I source said, "We have a result". The culmination...
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Funny story: Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Lip Syncing Performance On American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Lip Syncing Performance On American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - J.Lo showed that she still has the moves and can get down with the younger girls, but a lot of her fans were a bit disappointed in the American Idol judge. Lopez sang her latest single "I Luh Ya Papi" on the show but as pretty much any...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Ellen Page

Hollyweird's Hottest: Ellen Page

Ellen Philpotts-Page is another Canuck who, unable to make it in Canucka, invaded the U. S., using the alias of "Ellen Page," in an attempt to become somebody. In Canucka, she tried her hand at acting, starring in My Little Pony as a horse's ass. This role led to a bit part in Trailer Park Trash, which, in turn, landed her a role in Degenerate. Additional parts in Hard Candy and Nympho led to h...
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