Funny story: With 105% of the Vote Counted, Crimea Joins Russia

With 105% of the Vote Counted, Crimea Joins Russia

Crimea agreed Monday to join Russia. The vote ballot stated: Russia ___ or else ___! Now the Ukraine is afraid Russia will come there next and demand a similar vote. The Crimea is a key shipping area that the Russians wanted. All that the Uk...
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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story: Irony In French

Irony In French

It was a dark day for democracy last Saturday when that great, glowing bastion of peace, freedom and French fancying Quebec, called in the riot squad on a group of peaceful protesters. Making matters worse is the fact that the group in question w...
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Funny story: Wisdom From The MENSA Dropouts

Wisdom From The MENSA Dropouts

Four Bits of Special Knowledge That Will Show Everyone You Are MENSA Quality! My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious. When my wife and I first met, she didn't like me much because I'm almost 40 years older than she is. But I eventually won her over, partially because I've g...
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Funny story: Healthy Foods Help You Live longer But What Crap!

Healthy Foods Help You Live longer But What Crap!

According to a leading nutrition expert, Mars Langston, people should eat all the good-tasting junky food they like and pop a few vitamins jellies. "You will live about five years longer if you eat healthy but it's just not worth it! Much of that...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it. "I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him." Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking abou...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Someone PLEASE Put Her Out of My Misery

Sarah Palin: Someone PLEASE Put Her Out of My Misery

I cannot deny that Sarah Palin is still in the news and an apparent sweetheart of the (cliche coming) right-wing media, the tea-baggers and whatever part of the conservative population it is that likes her. I get that. I see the headlines, I hear the soundbites, I see the pictures. What I don't understand is: why? To be forthcoming, I believe I know the answer. And while I find Sarah Palin's...
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Funny story: Cosmos Show embroiled in Legal Controversy with Churches

Cosmos Show embroiled in Legal Controversy with Churches

Dateline: LOS ANGELES--Dozens of churches in the United States are collectively suing the producers of Cosmos, the reboot of the television show previously hosted by Carl Sagan, for "stealing the Christian shtick." The filed complaint was obtained...
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Funny story: Great Economical Vacation Destinations!

Great Economical Vacation Destinations!

ECONOMICAL VACATION DESTINATIONS! Hello everyone,I am currently speaking with Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei of Malaysian Airlines and he is announcing a new vacation package. They call it the Sumatra Tour, 14 days visiting what they call the "...
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Funny story: US online poker billionaire faces bankruptcy as Chevron sues in Gibraltar tax haven

US online poker billionaire faces bankruptcy as Chevron sues in Gibraltar tax haven

New York - Rien Ne Va Plus Monsieur DeLeon is Chevron's stark message to a US online gambling tycoon who bankrolled the massive disinformation movie 'Crude' in long-running Ecuadorian pollution shakedown. Gibraltar-based Russ DeLeon and his soon...
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Funny story: Vlad, the startling facts

Vlad, the startling facts

Many theories exist about the origins of Vladimir Putin, or as he is known in Russian high society circles, Vlad the impaler. However, our intrepid weeki leeks reporter has uncovered some surprising hitherto unknown facts about the diminutive Russian...
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Funny story: UK budget details in more detail

UK budget details in more detail

Details of the 2104 UK budget were released by the Government ahead of the Chancellor's statement. This is in an attempt to save people time and effort listening to the whole speech. The way income tax is collected will be changing. In an effort t...
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Funny story: Missing Plane Found Under Boy's Bed

Missing Plane Found Under Boy's Bed

In the latest of a series of 'unbelievable discoveries' in the Potteries area of England, the missing Malaysian Airlines flight that disappeared nearly two weeks ago en route to Beijing, has turned up safe and sound underneath a boy's bed. Flight...
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Funny story: A look at next year's Oscar contenders

A look at next year's Oscar contenders

Here is a sneak peak of some of the films that are predicted to do well at the 2015 Oscars. "Fists of a Father"- a hard-hitting (pun intended) drama about the horrors of life under a tyrannical and violent father, seen through the eyes of his daughter, set against the back drop of the Korean war. Based on a best selling novel, although heavily edited for the film version. Starring newcomer Na...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

NEW YORK CITY - Russian born Tennis legend Maria Sharapova, 26, talked with a representative of the Ukraine and commented that she wanted to do something to help the country. She informed the rep that she will be appearing in a special edition all...
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Funny story: The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just found out from a very reliable source that most illegal aliens are members of the Illegal Immigrants Union or IIU. The information came from a source who spoke on grounds of anonym...
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Funny story: The Ukraine's Version of Dancing With The Stars Has Been Postponed

The Ukraine's Version of Dancing With The Stars Has Been Postponed

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine Television Coalition has just made an announcement regarding this season's Dancing With The Stars. The Ukraine version of the dance competition show has been postponed indefinitely due to the rumblings of an invasion by...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

MOSCOW - NSA whistleblower and Russia's Director of Computers Edward Snowden has just made an interesting statement to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. Snowden revealed that he has the personal cell and home phone numbers plus social secu...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson...
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Funny story: An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...
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Funny story: Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now. The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by...
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Funny story: President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...
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Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet said that she watched the season's opener of Dancing With The Stars and replied that she missed not seeing herself on the show. She spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who asked her what she thought of...
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Funny story: Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has said that she does not care what President Obama and the rest of the Democrats think she is going to speak her mind. "Mama Moose" Palin was recently seen eating by herself at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos R...
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Funny story: South Korea Says No To Russian Salad Dressing

South Korea Says No To Russian Salad Dressing

SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean government has just sent a text message to Russian President Vladimir Putin. They have stated in a strongly worded message that due to the ongoing situation with the Ukraine, South Korea has decided that it wi...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he cannot understand why so many of the American people; especially those that could be categorized as either being poor or semi-poor dislike him so much.
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Funny story: Obama allows Malaysians to look for Missing Plane in Twilight Zone and Area 51

Obama allows Malaysians to look for Missing Plane in Twilight Zone and Area 51

Rod Serling's heirs have opened up the Twilight Zone and Area 51 at the request of President Obama to look for the missing Boeing 777, a White House representative told our reporter today. An unofficial source said that they had found several planes...
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