Funny story: "National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

"National Railway Replacement Bus Service Day" to honour Bob Crow

In a move demonstrated to have more animation than the average commuter on a London Tube strike day, the Rail Maritime and Transport Union have presented a petition to Downing Street to declare the 27th of December "National Railway Replacement Bus S...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...
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Funny story: Donald Trump, 67, Still Not Dead

Donald Trump, 67, Still Not Dead

American business magnate, investor, television personality and author, Donald Trump, did not die today at the age of 67, numerous news outlets had not reported. The chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainm...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds 'as bad as' Jeremy Kyle

Noel Edmonds 'as bad as' Jeremy Kyle

Noel Edmonds has been described as a hopeless nacissist and financial bandit in his bid to buy up auntie Beeb at a knock down price. Bosses at the BBC have confirmed interest from Edmonds and a maverick team of misfits in pursuit of the corporatio...
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Funny story: Book Review - The Runaway Jury by John Grisham

Book Review - The Runaway Jury by John Grisham

Based on the movie me thinks, of the same name, starring John Cusack, Rachel Weisz and Gene Hackman, directed by Gary Fleder. This isn't the first time Grisham has stolen ideas from movies, then passed them off as 'original novels'. The Firm, The Client, A Time to Killer, all ripped from the big screen. Is it me? Has no one else noticed? I think it is now high time that Grisham focus...
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Funny story: Malaysia Airline Flight 370 - Are Aliens Involved? Time Travel? 9/11?

Malaysia Airline Flight 370 - Are Aliens Involved? Time Travel? 9/11?

Investigators, still stumped by the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 have turned to conspiracy theorists in the hope of solving the ever increasing mystery surrounding the events of the vanishing aircraft. One theory, proposed by Alan...
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Funny story: Missing airliner finally found intact

Missing airliner finally found intact

A spokesman for the Malasian aviation authority proudly announced that the missing airliner MH370 was found this morning after a night watchman noticed a strange smell coming from a locked hangar. When the hanger was opened by airport police the m...
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Funny story: Israel builds National Center for Ancient Artefucts

Israel builds National Center for Ancient Artefucts

Jerusalem - Stuffed in a narrow space between the Mound of Olives and the Bob Marley Wailing Wall a new glass and steel erection is springing up to accommodate loads of ancient Jewish tat. Two million Old Testament-era artefucts including the worl...
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Funny story: Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

The new Fox Cosmos series, hosted by the now-familiar-to-TV-watchers Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, has upset anti-science conservative Christians. Besides being enraged by Tyson's statement that "the theory of evolution, like the theory of gravity, is a...
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Funny story: Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

(New York) - Russia called for an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Counsel over the weekend to discuss what Russia is calling "the unprovoked, illegal and unwarranted occupation of Oxygen by Hydrogen forces." According to Russia's Permanent...
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Funny story: You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Funny story: Apple Fixes Driving

Apple Fixes Driving

Apple, the tech innovator responsible for the iPhone, iPad, and iTunes, is raising the bar once again. Earlier today Apple spokesperson George Weller announced the release of the company's next big thing, iDrive, the groundbreaking app that is expected to wring the last few precious dollars from the tight fists of America's consumers. "We're very excited about this product, which solves some...
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Funny story: "Understanding" Commuters tell train driver not to apologise about delays

"Understanding" Commuters tell train driver not to apologise about delays

Train driver Mohammad O'Toole expressed his relief today and praised the commuters on the 8.13am to Birmingham New Street train for being so understanding after he announced delays would mean they would get in 30 minutes late to their destination.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton & Stephen Hawking Discuss The String Theory

Paris Hilton & Stephen Hawking Discuss The String Theory

Paris Hilton: Every time I put on one of my string bikinis and walk out on the beach, I draw a pretty good crowd so I think that the string theory is magnetic in nature. Stephen Hawking: Over the past few decades, a single explanatory framework, now called the "string theory", has emerged that may turn out to be the ultimate theory of the universe. Many physicists believe that, at the beginnin...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.
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Funny story: Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one. "Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-3...
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Funny story: Crime Stoppers director bites

Crime Stoppers director bites

MY AM ME, WHO YOU BE, FL -- Your identity may not be safe from the National Security Agency (NSA) or on the Obummercare web site, but it's secure with the Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers, the executive director of which recently took a bite out of crime wh...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba has tonight revealed a sensational secret that could explain his recent success at Galatasaray. He said that he has learned that success on the football pitch is not about training, and it is not about teamwork, it is, apparently, all...
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Funny story: Are You On Facebook?

Are You On Facebook?

If I had to pick one question that sums up the past six years of society on Planet Earth, this would be it. I am asked it on a weekly basis by various people, sometimes by the same people who asked me the same question the previous month. In fact, I'm not actually sure how I should take this repeated questioning. Is it out of pure fucking amazement that I'm one of the few remaining who does...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has a brand new co-host, Erin Andrews who is trained as a sports reporter. Erin who at 5'10" towers over everyone, including all of the male dancers, replaced Brooke Burke-Charvet because as the producers put it,...
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Funny story: What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

ATLANTA - CNN is reporting that several political news magazines are spotlighting an interesting situation which involves several Republican politicians. CNN stated that American Spotlight Magazine remarked that an inside source has revealed that...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...
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Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

LOS ANGELES - The Weather Channel's pride and joy Meteorologist Jim Cantore was in L.A. doing a story on mudslides when he was asked about the recent earthquakes that have been hitting Tinsel Town. Cantore took a swig from his Hercules VII Protein...
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Funny story: Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley made an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. She was asked about her Cheers days. Alley replied that she liked those times except for all of the sitting around between takes. She said that as a result of all of...
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Funny story: President Obama Says Shame On The Producers of Dancing With The Stars For Allowing 77-Year-Old Billy Dee Williams To Appear On The Show

President Obama Says Shame On The Producers of Dancing With The Stars For Allowing 77-Year-Old Billy Dee Williams To Appear On The Show

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the first lady both watched season 18's opening show of Dancing With The Stars. Afterwards the first couple spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors in the White House Oval Office. The president said that h...
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Funny story: Many of "The Most Gullible Generation" Dying Off

Many of "The Most Gullible Generation" Dying Off

MUDCAT, TN--Gabby Mae Fester, a longtime FOX News viewer and a member of what media analyst Howard Kurtz calls "The Most Gullible Generation," died today in her home in Mudcat, TN. She was 105. Miss Fester was apparently sitting in her home watc...
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Funny story: Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

We tried to get close to her but there were so many cameramen present that we finally pushed ours forward to get some shots. Finally I yelled, "You look great! You look sexy!" She was all smiles and maybe that's why she gave me a few words on h...
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Funny story: Big Bang Theory Fires Old Cast After Argument With Chuck Lorre

Big Bang Theory Fires Old Cast After Argument With Chuck Lorre

Hollywood, CA. Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory apparently likes to shake things up with the TV shows he produces. His popular show Two and a Half Men has lost one and a half men and replaced them with new actors...
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