Funny story: Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

New York - Astrologers are still working on the karmic implications of the phenomenon which will create a once-in-a-lifetime shadow path transiting much of the New York City tri-state area - as if the East Coast needs such a reality check! Mostly...
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Funny story: Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

It's hard to imagine that conservative political ideology asserting that poor children are better off going hungry could make any sense. But actually it does. As leading Republican intellectual Rep. Paul Ryan says, "Federally funded school lunch pr...
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Funny story: Boehner Disagrees With Obama On immigration

Boehner Disagrees With Obama On immigration

President Obama on Thursday ordered his administration to review its immigration policy to determine ways to make it more humane, a response to mounting pressure from advocates to stem deportations of illegal immigrants. James Carney, the Presiden...
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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Says He's Changed

Hank Williams Jr. Says He's Changed

"Mary Jane and me may get married again as she's the best wife I ever had," Hank Williams Jr. told a friend the other day so we sent over someone to see him, if he was in shape to talk. "Yeah, I might as well tell the world stupid world that it wa...
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Funny story: NRA Opposes Obama Surgeon General Nominee

NRA Opposes Obama Surgeon General Nominee

WASHINGTON - Facing a possible defeat in the Senate, the White House is considering delaying a vote on President Obama's choice for surgeon general The nominee, Dr. Vivek H. Murthy, an internist has come under criticism from the National Rifle A...
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Funny story: Five Important Things I Have Learned In Life' (So You Don't Make Same Mistakes)

Five Important Things I Have Learned In Life' (So You Don't Make Same Mistakes)

During our dinner date, I took what I thought was my heart medication. Within 30 minutes I realized I had committed a colossal boner. I think the saddest thing about a guy falling asleep at the wheel and dying is that in all likelihood, the last thing on earth he heard was Yanni on the radio. I'd never make it on one of those Survivor shows. Every time I think about eating somethi...
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Funny story: Over-Communicating

Over-Communicating

Hoff here. Yes. It's been something that I've been watching with interest for some time now. We; all of us; this whole society have begun an era of "over-communications". Is there any place that one can go without seeing or hearing SOMEONE using a cellphone? In cars, on bikes (that are hazards on the roadways, to begin with. And if you don't believe me, read my last editorial….), in supermar...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Goes Spititual

Miley Cyrus Goes Spititual

A big shock has gone through the Hollywood elite beside the low attendance of their movies lately. Miley Cyrus has gone spiritual. " It's like George Harrison and Madonna. I never knew anything about Yogi Twerking until I had it explained to me...
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Funny story: Washington Celebrates First (Official) Annual Flag Wash Day

Washington Celebrates First (Official) Annual Flag Wash Day

Washington DC (STT News) - The first (official) annual Flag Wash Day event down on the Potomac River was held today as politicians from both parties go to try and undirty themselves in the holy water of a river that George Washington once crossed.
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Funny story: This News Just Might Save Your Life!

This News Just Might Save Your Life!

"You need to always treat your kids special as one day they could be in charge of you and decide where they put you to get you out of your (their) house." That's what the guy told us at a company meeting. So I ran home and bought my kids an ant fa...
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Funny story: Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Nafus, Illinois: Local resident Robert Reeves dropped dead as a hammer after running from 'The Do-Nut Shack' on Ohio Street all the way to the Casino Boat and into the lobby. Mr. Reeves was pronounced dead by at least a dozen doctors who had a con...
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Funny story: Michelle Obummer: her daughters are "picky eaters"

Michelle Obummer: her daughters are "picky eaters"

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Although Quiznos is blaming its bankruptcy on the chronic economic recession that, starting during the Bush administration, which not only continued but worsened during Barack Obummer's presidency, and on Obummercare, the White...
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Funny story: Book Review - Orlando by Virginia Wolfe

Book Review - Orlando by Virginia Wolfe

I was SO disappointed by this book. No mention of Disney. No mention of Sea World. No mention of Wet and Wild. Not a whisper about Universal Studios. Not one hotel recommendation, map or one tip on where to eat. No clue as to where one could purchase womens clothing that could, say, possibly, fit a man. No directions to clubs and nightspots that welcomed secret transvestites. What...
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Funny story: BBC to Impose 3 Tier Cheaper Licence System

BBC to Impose 3 Tier Cheaper Licence System

The BBC is to impose a three tier licensing system to dumb down its program content even further. Licence Class 1): £1000 Programmes featuring living people. Licence Class 2): £200 Programmes featuring half dead people including vampires, zombi...
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Funny story: The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...
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Funny story: The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...
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Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
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Funny story: The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties. The pre...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

Jay Leno Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Jay Leno recently stated that he hates the way NBC treated him. He felt that they could have handled the situation a lot better than just turning his personal Tonight Show parking lot parking space into a handicap parking sp...
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Funny story: A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

BRISBANE, Australia - Australia's national weather service has just announced that the powerful typhoon that struck the country did some extensive damage to many jungle trees. The weather service also stated that Australian park rangers report tha...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that there was a pretty good fireworks display the other night. The light show took place in the Presidential Bedroom. An inside source stated that the first lady saw a text message from Hel...
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Funny story: Spain Extends Gibraltar Style Border Searches to Portuguese Crossing Points, Melilla and Ceuta

Spain Extends Gibraltar Style Border Searches to Portuguese Crossing Points, Melilla and Ceuta

The number of intensive car searches has increased dramatically along the Spanish-Portuguese border, according to EU sources. Spanish Gibraltar type territories, Melilla and Ceuta have also been plagued by incidents with Guardia Officers allegedl...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Comments That Ann Coulter Needs Religion Real Bad

Pope Francis Comments That Ann Coulter Needs Religion Real Bad

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently spoke with Italy's national news agency, El Vino. He informed El Vino about some changes that he has in mind for the church. One of the changes that he is considering involves the age old Bingo games. The po...
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Funny story: NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

HOUSTON - There is tremendous happiness at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston today. Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson has just announced that Hollywood celebrity Charlie Sheen, who stars in the cable show Anger Management has just ma...
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Funny story: Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey the host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that CNN asked him to take over for Piers Morgan who is being let go. Busey expressed his gratitude to CNN for the...
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Funny story: More Senior Citizens Buying Viagra, Other Drugs in Mexico

More Senior Citizens Buying Viagra, Other Drugs in Mexico

Why are so many older Americans purchasing their penis pointer drugs in Mexico these days? "I pay $2 for a 20mg Levitra down in Tijuana where it costs $36 here so why do you think?", states one couple just returning to the United States." Despi...
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Funny story: Book Review - St Elmo by Augusta Jane Evans

Book Review - St Elmo by Augusta Jane Evans

Wow! First of all, when did they make Elmo a saint? Not that he doesn't deserve it. Let's face it, kids love him, grown ups love him, and it appears now that the Pope loves him! All that work he does, helping kids read, teaching them to eat healthier, and bringing joy to millions. Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Count von Count, Prairie Dawn, Grover, and Cookie Monster can only pray th...
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