Funny story: NORAD commander worried local pot laws having adverse effect on US aerospace defence command

NORAD commander worried local pot laws having adverse effect on US aerospace defence command

El Paso County, Colorado Springs - Four star General Charles H Jacobs Jr has voiced his concerns after a tense standoff at NORAD HQ with a slow-moving marijuana cloud that swamped much of Peterson Air Farce Base yesterday. The musky THC-laden fug...
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Funny story: Aliens hacked into missing jet's motherboard, maybe

Aliens hacked into missing jet's motherboard, maybe

Peterson Air Force Base, El Paso County - A new theory about the plane's disappearance says some sort of alien Trojan took control of its high tech system during an out-of-radar ascent over the Wild Sargasso Sea. Reports of a large low-flying moth...
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Funny story: Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

My grandfather was over spending the weekend at my college as I had an extra room and the rest of the family told me it was my time. Gramps is not a bad old guy, just a little senile but mostly lonesome as all his old friends are dead. "Grandpa, there's a 'Weekend At Bernies' marathon on this weekend. I need to go out and do some stuff, I'll get it started for you. If you get tired, turn it...
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Funny story: Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

"You go to all these motivational speeches and they get you all stirred up and ready to go after your companys competition and what happens after that?" "They arrest you." This was the complaint of George Madison as he gave a reporter the lowdo...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

The Duck Dynasty have now invented a new moose call that sounds exactly like a female ready to rut. "We haven't tried it but a few times" stated a worker for the family who does a lot of driving. "But it surely to goodness brings the big moose com...
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Funny story: Area Couple Go To Viagra Falls For Honeymoon

Area Couple Go To Viagra Falls For Honeymoon

Retired librarian Hester Anne Pickles recently shocked the community of Saylorville by announcing that she had married 70-year-old, retired High School custodian, Lyle Smith! "I decided to lift my skirts and dance a bit for a change. I'm 61 and I'...
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Funny story: Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...
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Funny story: Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...
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Funny story: Book Review - The Elton John Story by Mark Bego

Book Review - The Elton John Story by Mark Bego

The Elton John Story by Mark Bego Okay, I loved this book, I am a big fan of Elton John, fascinating and all that - but it doesn't say if he is gay in real life or just when he is on stage or recording etc. I wish I knew the answer. Idi Amin by Steve Dougherty Brilliant in The Butler, fantastic in The Crying Game, loved him in The Shield and great in Good Morning Vietnam - this man des...
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Funny story: Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

A representative of Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry has emphasized that a "Serious series of severe situations has brought Mr. Kerry to the conclusion Russia must go. By Monday." Further, Mr. Putin has badly underestimated the intentions of the...
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Funny story: Local Man Has Mixed Feelings Over Date

Local Man Has Mixed Feelings Over Date

Elmer Godfrey had one of his best/worst dates ever Saturday night according to his friend and fellow worker, Elliot Beasley. As the early birds gathered around the water cooler fibbing about their great weekends, Elliot told his fellow workers abo...
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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...
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Funny story: Obummer's transgender nanny reflects on his formative years

Obummer's transgender nanny reflects on his formative years

"She" used to wipe and diap U. S. President Barack Obummer. "I powdered his sweet milk-chocolate behind," Evie, a Jackoff, Indonesia, transgender "nanny," confirmed recently. "I bathed him after he went wee wee." Evie was the then-future president's primary caregiver from 1969, when Obummer was eight, to "I don't know when." At the time, Evie, now 66, was "but a young thing" of 14. "Some though...
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Funny story: Big Mess On Times Square!

Big Mess On Times Square!

Good Morning America has apologized and ABC says they will pay the bill after huge mistake this morning. The Great Flukey, a hypnotist, demonstrated over the air how he could talk people into thinking they were chickens. What everyone had forgo...
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Funny story: Scientists discover secrets of "twilight zone"

Scientists discover secrets of "twilight zone"

VANCOUVER, CANUCKS -- Scientists have often speculated (i. e., theorized) as to what might lie within Mother Earth's "twilight zone," the space between her epidermis, or "upper crust," and her dermis, or "lower mantle." They once believed (i. e., hyp...
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Funny story: The Sad Reason Why Ben Briley Got Eliminated From American Idol

The Sad Reason Why Ben Briley Got Eliminated From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - When Ben Briley started off on his American Idol journey he was a good old boy from the Volunteer State of Tennessee. But by the time the producers, hair stylists, makeup artists, and wardrobe folks got through with him even his own fa...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has been wanting her fiancé Eric Johnson, 34, to marry her for the past year and after he finally agreed she put a halt to it. Simpson, who is 33, spoke to Taffeta Kixx with The Celebrity Gazette. Jessica said...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

The Los Angeles Lakers Woes Continue As Now Steve Nash Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days. First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play f...
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Funny story: Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

MOSCOW - One of the most famous comedians in Russia, Blizzard Boobovich sponsored a national telethon and managed to raise $2 million. The comedian who is considered to be a younger Russian version of Robin Williams said that he did it to help buy...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term. Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was busily working in her kitchen at her Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska. She was cooking two pigeons that she had just shot with her high-powered telescopic rifle that had been drinking water from the bird feeder...
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Funny story: Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...
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Funny story: Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

DENVER - With the new Marijuana Law now going into its third month, many Colorado college students are having weekend pot parties. A rock band that is based in Denver has been playing at three marijuana parties every weekend. The band Rocky For...
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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement. Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014. Miss Buttonburg,...
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