Funny story: WTF 'Starlet speaks of mental trauma after boyfriend crashes truck full of dead badgers'?

WTF 'Starlet speaks of mental trauma after boyfriend crashes truck full of dead badgers'?

London - The model turned actress who posed naked for the American edition of Playboy in 2010 has spoken of her despair at tonight's headlines linking her boyfriend to careless driving while in charge of a truckful of dead badgers. Kelly Brook, wh...
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Funny story: Book Review - Whose Body? by Dorothy Sayers

Book Review - Whose Body? by Dorothy Sayers

Whose Body? Just gave me a great idea for a reality/celebrity/quiz show! I truly believe it would be a massive hit! Every week, six celebrities are asked to pose nude with a paper bag on their heads.....and then 3 contestants have to guess who they are! The ratings would be amazing. I would suggest that Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, Ricky Gervais, Kirstie Alley and Seth Rogan and J...
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Funny story: Book Review - Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre

Book Review - Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre

The title of this book hits the nail right on the head. I have lost count of the times I have gone to bed drunk with a beautiful woman only to wake up, hungover and shocked to find that the pretty woman I went to bed with the night before has been replaced by what I can only say is usually a horrendous female version of my Uncle David...but unlike David they have facial hair. As for the boo...
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Funny story: NATO drones shadow Russian oligarchs' megayachts

NATO drones shadow Russian oligarchs' megayachts

Sargasso Sea - "At first we thought they were just spying on Roman Abramovich's girlfriend Dasha Zhukova sunbathing topless aboard the Hexclipse," a US Coast Guard source said this evening, "but hey, her tits aren't THAT great." The news comes ami...
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Funny story: Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...
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Funny story: Could Kobe Bryant Be Replacing Charles Barkley At TNT Sports?

Could Kobe Bryant Be Replacing Charles Barkley At TNT Sports?

ATLANTA - There are rumblings in the front office at TNT Sports regarding Kobe Bryant. Now that Los Angeles Lakers doctors have said that Bryant is out for the rest of the season TNT is considering hiring the Lakers superstar to be a sports analys...
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Funny story: Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

Sadness In Laker Land As Kobe Bryant Is Finished For The Season

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson has hinted that he may want to get his money refunded for the remaining Laker home games. The Laker Girl cheerleaders are in tears and a tremendous cheer has gone up in the state of Colorado. The leader of the Laker...
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Funny story: Shock as Actual Difference in Policy Announced

Shock as Actual Difference in Policy Announced

Labour leader and aardvark impersonator Ed Miliband has announced that the party will not offer a referendum on EU membership if they were to gain power, directly opposed to the current Governments promise of holding an In/Out referendum on the issue...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story: Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs

Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs

Always alert for new financial investments, Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, is rumored to be the mind behind a new investment and credit default swap system for the crisis in Ukraine. That is, the securities and investment management firm w...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...
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Funny story: Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

BOULDER - The city of Boulder Chamber of Commerce is reporting that The Snowflake Hotel has just become the most popular hotel in the entire city. The hotel is located within walking distance of 3 marijuana shops and as a result is booked solid al...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Reveals A New Pill That Will Be Tested On Priests

Pope Francis Reveals A New Pill That Will Be Tested On Priests

GENOA, Italy - Pope Francis recently spoke in Genoa at a convention of retired Bingo card manufacturers. He thanked each and every one of them and told them that thanks to them the church was able to raise a total of $47 million which will certain...
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Funny story: NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

HOUSTON - The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center has just received word about a malfunction with the land rover Curiosity. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that Curiosity's computer has sent back a message saying that its odometer i...
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Funny story: The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version

The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version

There is a famous poem written about another famous invasion of Crimea from the 1800's- the British fighting the Russians on the Crimean Peninsula. It is called 'The Charge Of The Light Brigade' by Alfred Lord Tennyson and concerns itself with the insane and callous ordering of a Brigade of horsemen to attack a Russian battalion that had them surrounded on three sides. It was a popularly received...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

HOLLYWOOD - Rush Limbaugh recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a bombshell on the host. Limbaugh was talking about female GOPers when talk got around to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter. Rush said that he cannot deny that...
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Funny story: Desiree Washington tells a lie

Desiree Washington tells a lie

The newest episode of Desire Washington accusing a foster farm chicken has recently been surrounded in controversy due to the fighting will of the chicken who was falsely accused. The chicken was accused of forcing Desire Washington to sit on an...
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Funny story: President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama cut short his planned day of golf and hurried back to the White House when he heard on CNN that there is a possibility of Al Qaeda operatives living in Yuma, Arizona. The president said that the rumors came from...
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Funny story: The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

DENVER - Ever since January 1, 2014, when Governor John Hickenlooper signed the Marijuana Bill which allows anyone in Colorado the right to buy and use pot, the state has become one gigantic happy place. Everywhere one travels within the state the...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Michelle Obama was in Cleveland speaking to high school students about the importance of eating right. One student hollered out "You mean eating left ma'am, as in left, Democrats, right, Republicans." Mrs. Obama replied that t...
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Funny story: Pope Gives Up Being Good At His Job For Lent

Pope Gives Up Being Good At His Job For Lent

ROME-In an announcement this morning to the St. Petersburg Square, Pope Francis stated that this year for lent he would be giving up being 'good at his job'. "I think it would be a good change of pace for me to neglect the poor, sick, and LGB...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

VATICAN CITY - The pope recently spoke to a group of tourists from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and he was asked how he liked being the pope. Pope Francis smiled and said, "Well it pays the bills." One elderly blue-haired lady asked him if he would say...
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Funny story: Costco woos millennials and illegals

Costco woos millennials and illegals

A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU -- Costco's sales have declined as millennials take their place as adults in society's workforce. Used to living at home and having mom and dad foot their bills, many of the latest generation don't want to own a house, muc...
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Funny story: 'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...
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Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...
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Funny story: Book Review - Frommer's Greek Islands by John Stewart Bowman

Book Review - Frommer's Greek Islands by John Stewart Bowman

This book was a total waste of my time and money and no use to me whatsoever, as I actually went to Paris for my summer vacation. I suggest that in future, before I read a book - or buy one, that I do some geographical research as these Islands are miles away from France. That said, and in fairness to Greece, despite popular belief, not all Greeks are in fact bearing gifts. My friend, St...
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Funny story: Sixty nine Iranian terrorists discovered hiding under Queen's dressing gown

Sixty nine Iranian terrorists discovered hiding under Queen's dressing gown

London, UK - A secret sleeper cell of suspected Iranians was found in the Queen's bedchamber today as police launched a new hunt for Lockerbie clues stuffed inside the royal knickers circa 1987. First up was a moody Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny, chi...
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Funny story: Book Review - David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

Book Review - David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

What the hell? Absolutely awful book. The main character performed NO magic, made nothing vanish and there was NO mention of his award winning and long running Las Vegas show. I feel cheated. I was expecting a nasty looking character, covered in make-up, pretending not to be gay, prancing around conjuring things. What did I get? Some whiny story about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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