Funny story: Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...
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Funny story: 'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

Paris - Thirty something years of wedlock to Vladimir has taught Lyudmilla Putin a thing or two about Russian men under five foot six her PR said today. "He likes to think he wears the pants," the lovely former Mrs P tweeted as she posted pics of...
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Funny story: Doesn't that itch?

Doesn't that itch?

Vaginas. They have really stood the test of time and remain as popular today as they ever were. Possibly even more so and it's hardly surprising. Us guys don't have them, and the girls that do don't always want us to see them. This only adds to our fascination, and then we read ladies magazines and discover there are loads of different ways girls can embellish their vaginas! It's no wonder we're a...
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Funny story: "People You May Know" Removed From Facebook

"People You May Know" Removed From Facebook

It has been scientifically proven that anyone who has added someone after finding them through the 'people you may know' feature on Facebook is a colossal cretin, leading Facebook to delete the feature. Social networking research experts Pew Resea...
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Funny story: CIA/NSA to 'automate' the 2016 Presidential Election

CIA/NSA to 'automate' the 2016 Presidential Election

Vapor Lock, Virginia - The US government can expect a 100% voter turnout for the 2016 Presidential Election. The reason: Democracy is going digital. America's two surveillance powerhouses - the Central Intelligence Agency and the Nationa...
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Funny story: Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

LOS ANGELES, CA - What do you do when your stock is at an all time high? Take the money and run. What if you don't have a buyer? Easy, just say racist comments on an "unauthorized" recording by your mistress, leak that to the press creating media upr...
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Funny story: The New Space Age Arrives Where the Old One Left Off

The New Space Age Arrives Where the Old One Left Off

Elon Musk's Space Exploration Technologies (SpaceX), along with Sierra Nevada, have decided to join in an effort to make space exploration a thing for all by mimicking the United Launch Alliance (ULA); a monopoly effort between Boeing and Lockheed.
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Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...
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Funny story: Bear Lying in a Hammock Offered a Job

Bear Lying in a Hammock Offered a Job

He was relaxing and minding his own business when the photo went viral. The bear has told friends he fails to see why it's such an oddity. "What's so interesting about seeing someone relax in a hammock?" he asks. A major hammock maker thought i...
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Funny story: GOP House Moves to Impeach President Obama for Lying About a Parking Ticket in 1984

GOP House Moves to Impeach President Obama for Lying About a Parking Ticket in 1984

WASHINGTON, DC--The Republican House today moved to impeach President Obama for lying about a parking ticket he received in 1984 while attending Columbia University. The young Barack Obama, at the time a student at Columbia majoring in Political Sci...
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Funny story: White House Admits Offensive 'YouTube Video' Behind Bergdahl Prisoner Swap

White House Admits Offensive 'YouTube Video' Behind Bergdahl Prisoner Swap

Washington - UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds on the Sunday talk shows once again to announce that freed prisoner, Bowe Bergdahl, was released after a prisoner swap, involving five Taliban terrorists, after the Taliban threatened to relea...
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