Funny story: Nation's Homeless Aspire to Become as 'Dead Broke' as Clintons

Nation's Homeless Aspire to Become as 'Dead Broke' as Clintons

Atlanta - By now, it's become public knowledge that the Clintons have had a tough life these past twenty years. The struggle they have faced as multimillionaires is well documented and admirable. The ability to "pull oneself up by their bootst...
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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...
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Funny story: "My Hard Drive Crashed" In as Most Used Excuse, "Dog Ate my Homework" Out

"My Hard Drive Crashed" In as Most Used Excuse, "Dog Ate my Homework" Out

Rio Linda, CA - People have excuses for everything. For years, kids have notoriously used the well-known excuse, "My dog ate my homework", when wanting to excuse why they didn't do their homework. Now, thanks to the IRS scandal, "My hard drive cra...
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Funny story: Queen and Duke of Edinburgh Appear On Antiques Roadshow - Valued At A Few Quid Each

Queen and Duke of Edinburgh Appear On Antiques Roadshow - Valued At A Few Quid Each

The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh have been told that despite being antiques their re-sale value is only a few quid, probably a fiver, at a car boot sale, maybe. The BBC TV show's experts told the Royal couple they were wasting their time, but appre...
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Funny story: "Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

"Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today. "We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un revealed today that he has become involved with the Church of Scamatology and will step down as leader of North Korea. "Now that I've discovered Scamatology I realize my destiny is to do Scamatology full-time so I c...
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Funny story: Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

London - Football's coming home alright with the announcement that newly knighted Sir Roy Hodgson of Pratts Bottom and his victory team are to be treated to a fab Palace garden party to mark their historic World Cup win (WTF? 'Ed'). Sunday's no ex...
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Funny story: PM's Tax-Payer Funded Trust Fund Uncovered

PM's Tax-Payer Funded Trust Fund Uncovered

Back and to the Left news has discovered a money pot created via taxpayers to fund ex-Prime Ministers in their public duties. After laughing so hard that our false teeth fell out we realised we hadn't been in a coma for the best part of the year and...
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Funny story: J. P. Sartre Warns of "Existential Threat" to the English Language

J. P. Sartre Warns of "Existential Threat" to the English Language

NO EXIT--Angrily tweeting from his otherworldly residence No Exit last Thursday, renowned Existentialist philosopher J. P. Sartre warned of "Idiotic pundits bandying about the phrase 'existential threats' who have never read a word of Kierkegaard, N...
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Funny story: Tybee DA Collapses After Indian Meal At Army Barracks

Tybee DA Collapses After Indian Meal At Army Barracks

Tybee Island District Attorney Ken Suckacock is reported to have collapsed after a heavy drinking session at an army base near Savannah. Suckacok was invited to attend the function at Hunter Army Air Field where he was served Indian cuisine. Ge...
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Funny story: BBC "One Show" Is Highbrow Viewing - Says Channel 5 Controller

BBC "One Show" Is Highbrow Viewing - Says Channel 5 Controller

The Serious Programme Controller of Channel 5 has claimed that the BBC is still targetting a narrow audience of highly intelligent viewers with IQs in the range 69 to 75. "The One Show" in particular was singled out for criticism of its bad sched...
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Funny story: Elephant No Longer In The Room

Elephant No Longer In The Room

The elephant in the room has taken his own life. He was suffering from clinical depression. He was extremely self-conscious, thinking that he makes others uncomfortable. He was always confused about people's true feelings towards him and he never understood his own place in this world. Sometimes people ignored him and sometimes he was the talk of the room either way no one ever really saw him...
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