Funny story: President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

Washington, D.C. - Most people consider the Boston Red Sox trade of future baseball god Babe Ruth for a cash loan to finance the No, No, Nanette musical to be the worst trade of all time. But No, No, Nanette, we have a new winner. Over the we...
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Funny story: Spy vs. Spy: Poison Shortage Triggers Suicide Crisis

Spy vs. Spy: Poison Shortage Triggers Suicide Crisis

Washington, DC - One of spying's essentials - the cyanide capsule - is in such short supply that a dangerous suicide backlog is developing at the CIA, the NSA, the Secret Service and other federal surveillance agencies. "Anyone assigned to spy fo...
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Funny story: Interconnecting Two Words Finally Illegal

Interconnecting Two Words Finally Illegal

The career of Nicole Scherzinger might soon be over as the merging of two words together to make just one has now been made universally illegal. People creating words such as 'fabtastic', 'amazeballs' or ''grimp' (talented gimp) has led to governm...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

In the wake of the Chilcot Enquiry and decision to reduce Bush-Blair conversations on The Iraq War to "gists" and redactions, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair are planning an open discussion at Carnegie Hall. The meeting will observe tight security. The au...
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Funny story: King Juan Carlos fabricates

King Juan Carlos fabricates

Madrid, Spain - Spanish monarch King Juan Carlos of Spain has announced his intention to fabricate after 40 years on the Spanish throne. "New kids on the block must man the shopfront, younger royals with unblemished credit hysteries," 76 year-old...
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Funny story: TheSpoof to be delivered directly to Martians

TheSpoof to be delivered directly to Martians

British Space Engineering (BSE) have announced that they will be sending a rocket to Mars, in order to detect whether there is any life on the barren planet. The mission was first planned in 1979, but has only recently completed construction. As such...
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Funny story: Gun Club Buys Chinese Knife Companies To Corner Mass Murder Market In Mainland China

Gun Club Buys Chinese Knife Companies To Corner Mass Murder Market In Mainland China

The National Gun Club, in a startling move, has bought up several mainland Chinese knife firms to encourage their nationals use of guns rather than knives. China has recently suffered a number of knife attacks at train stations and other public pl...
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Funny story: President Orwell's Holy Environmental Decree

President Orwell's Holy Environmental Decree

Washington DC (STT News) - The US stands on the brink of a hot darkness if a new law that would basically destroy the coal industry and shut down power plants across the nation, is put into action. Speaking from the Oval Office, President Orwell s...
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Funny story: All prisons in Europe may close

All prisons in Europe may close

A convicted criminal has made an astonishing complaint to the European Court of Human Rights, on the grounds that being in prison infringes his basic human rights. Barry Knuckles, a lifelong petty crook and infamous thug, was jailed for the attemp...
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