Funny story: Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

President Obama has done it again. He refers to it as: "No soldier left behind." In reality, the prisoner of war exchange was more like a bargain basement sale: five for one. Obana was also interested in closing Guantanamo. Apparently one US priv...
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Funny story: Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Mexico - U.S. Marine Andrew Tahmooressi is still being held in a Mexican jail after making a wrong turn and ending up south of the border with three firearms in his vehicle. The following is some advice the marine might use to explain the mishap and,...
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Funny story: Local Hero Makes Bread Heel Sandwich

Local Hero Makes Bread Heel Sandwich

Around lunchtime yesterday, area man Francis Parker stunned his housemates when he made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This wasn't a normal sandwich, however; instead of foregoing the bread heel and selecting two non-heel slices - as any san...
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Funny story: Princess Diana got an official Royal Pardon for IRA bombing stuff

Princess Diana got an official Royal Pardon for IRA bombing stuff

London - The Royal Prerogative of Messy was extended to Diana for grassing up her mates in the Libyan Semtex loop. Hundreds of tonnes of Colonel Gaddafi's explosives were regularly smuggled into Britain under the guise of the royal diplomatic bag...
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Funny story: Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Moscow, Russia - Fugitive from justice Edward Snowden has gone public about an audacious plot to round up, sedate and forcibly hospitalize elderly US citizens protesting about the VA fiasco. Documents published in Moscow reveal a resurrected origi...
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Funny story: Top 10 excuses why the New York Rangers won't win the Stanley Cup

Top 10 excuses why the New York Rangers won't win the Stanley Cup

The New York Rangers weren't expected to earn a spot in this year's Stanley Cup Playoffs. But they surprised the experts by making it to the final round. Unfortunately, their opponent, the Los Angeles Kings, is playing up to expectations, and is abo...
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Funny story: Brazilian Masterchef Garners Low Ratings

Brazilian Masterchef Garners Low Ratings

Ratings barely made it past 1.0 yesterday evening during BBC One's opening episode of Masterchef Brazil, which was routinely panned by both critics and viewers. The first task set for the six contestants was to create a starter and main course for...
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Funny story: Hoping For The Best in Brazil

Hoping For The Best in Brazil

Everyone is anticipating the excitement of the World Cup in Brazil. The England team are hoping for a major shock with Demonstrations expected for their style of football. The local Brazilians fancy a carnival is a good way of showing satisfaction...
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Funny story: Man convinces panel that he is a computer

Man convinces panel that he is a computer

It is an astonishing milestone in computing. For the first time, a human being has passed the Tuping test, in which one must persuade a panel of judges that he is in fact a robot. The victorious man, Colin Cement, 46, of Dorking, is by day a street p...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Hillary Clinton Reveals She Was Original Member of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

New York City - Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came out of the poor house long enough today, on her current book tour, to confess to the world how hard her life has been. She and former President Clinton were "dead broke." Clinton,...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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