Funny story: A Golden Treasury of Kennedy Family Mattress Stains Published

A Golden Treasury of Kennedy Family Mattress Stains Published

New York - Decades of off piste shagging have brought Robert F Kennedy Jr to his carpet-burnt knees. Cited as a co-respondent in a former squeeze's divorce case RFK's cell phone directory of cheap and tacky hos was being touted as exhibit one in N...
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Funny story: Baby Naming Business

Baby Naming Business

A baby naming business born in Boulder, Colorado, in January is doing remarkably well. What started as an expectant father searching for the perfect name, owner Michael Scholes says he is now creating hundreds of names a month for other people. "...
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Funny story: "God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

"God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

HOLLYWOOD--The sequel to "God's Not Dead" will hit the theaters next week, and the much-anticipated sequel is, like the first movie, expected to fill theaters with evangelical fervor, only this time from the opposite side of the debate. In "God's...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Washington D.C. - After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, "Blood Feud," Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America's two royal families - The Obamas and the Clintons. "There never was a...
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Funny story: Cause and Effect - Unexpected but Certain

Cause and Effect - Unexpected but Certain

Every cause has an effect. And every effect has a cause. This is the universal law of cause and effect. It never fails. When a particular cause does not produce the expected effect the fault is in the expectation. There is still an effect. It's just that the effect is other than what is expected -- unexpected, but certain, nevertheless. To put it in plain language, something happens and somethi...
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Funny story: Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

If you're a fan of soccer--and I refer particularly to the FIFA World Cup--you'd better make the most of it while it's still around. If things go as planned, the 2018 and the 2022 FIFA World Cup championships will be the last ones to be played. After...
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Funny story: Secrets of the Taliban Shopping Lists

Secrets of the Taliban Shopping Lists

The BBC has revealed what's hot on the typical Taliban shopping list. Aside from the usual fare of whores and heroin, 'Head and Shoulders' shampoo is a favourite because it sounds like somebody has already been beheaded, yet it also gets rid of dandr...
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Funny story: Israel Saved from Wheelchair Attack

Israel Saved from Wheelchair Attack

In an heroic fight to maintain the country of Israel the regime have eliminated a terrible attack being organised by disabled people in wheelchairs. To the cheers of the assembled MP's in the Nestegg, Prime Minister Notbalfbaked, announced that th...
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Funny story: Airports fast track security for sex toys

Airports fast track security for sex toys

Airports in the UK and US are now having to install express lanes for exhibitionists who pack adult toys in their hand luggage in the hope that they will be asked to 'prove they turn on'. Security staff are exasperated at the number of passengers...
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Funny story: Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for today's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a resurgent Angela Merkel to assure the German people of the...
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Funny story: You can get Placebo Orgasm

You can get Placebo Orgasm

This is based on pure science, so put your skepticism aside for a moment while I try and explain how it works. The initial study was conducted on placebo sleep. Once it was found to work, experts such as myself attempted to apply the method to other areas. Sex, and orgasm specifically, was deemed most problematical, causing serious lack in gratification. So we conducted a study on the writer of...
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Funny story: Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Well, I'm happy to say that drinking is under control in our household. When I say it's under control, I mean we drink under controlled conditions. And that control, as those of you who've read my previous article know, is the size of the drinking receptacle. I provide the link at the end of this article for those who missed the previous one so that you can also get your drinking under control. An...
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Funny story: Blame it on the size of the glass... or the toilet bowl

Blame it on the size of the glass... or the toilet bowl

Research is important because the results can be quite revealing. Studies have repeatedly proved that what is taken for granted by common sense turns out to be mistaken. The most famous example is, of course, the shifting from the geocentric to th...
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Funny story: Muslim Brotherhood Makes Strongest Threats to Western Nations Yet

Muslim Brotherhood Makes Strongest Threats to Western Nations Yet

Egypt - Leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood and members of ISIS have made their strongest and most hard-hitting threats so far toward the United States in their bid to thwart US intervention into affairs in the Middle East. The Brotherhood has h...
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