Funny story: USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

USA Fury As Prince Harry of England Scores In Extra Time

American soccer fans are furious after being knocked out of the World Cup thanks to a goal from third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry. Despite the scoreboard showing the goal, scored in the seventh minute of extra time, being credited...
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Funny story: Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Wimbledon, London - World number one seed Serena Williams is up the duff if Wimbledon tournament rumors are to be believed. A 3-0 game of double faults saw the winner of 32 Majors pull out early citing women's problems and a 'lack of balls'. U...
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Funny story: Horizontal Refreshment

Horizontal Refreshment

Sadly, due primarily to a more indolent life style, more and more British men are failing to either sexually satisfy, or get their respective partners pregnant and are generally firing blanks rather than healthy spermatozoon. Such is the seriousne...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Corporations Can Do Whatever They Want

Supreme Court Rules Corporations Can Do Whatever They Want

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today that corporations, especially ones closely held by very rich people, will have no restrictions whatsoever in whatever they do. "We have been heading in this direction for a long time" spoke Chief Justice John Rob...
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Funny story: Downtown Abbey Not "East Enders in Bodices"

Downtown Abbey Not "East Enders in Bodices"

Critics have slammed Downtown Abbey as being a soap in which the characters wear bodices. They say the so called serious drama has been poshed up so that Middle Class viewing figures will increase. "You've got it all wrong", said Julie Anne Fellows,...
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Funny story: Visions in the Local Supermarket

Visions in the Local Supermarket

I take my lunch at the same time every damn day. At the appointed hour, I rise from my desk and vacate the building as quickly as possible (usually via the 1st floor window). Evading the guard dogs and searchlights, I take a five minute walk across a very busy road to the local Tesco for a sandwich, a packet of crisps and a critique of the human condition. In between bouts of awareness toward...
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Funny story: A Trifecta of Awful Movies

A Trifecta of Awful Movies

Elysium, R.I.P.D., Gravity It happened over one weekend. Actually, it was within a twenty-four hour period that I watched these movies - three movies that will forever be etched on my brain as nothing more than a complete waste of my time and effort. Ok, let's start with the first shitty-arsed puppy that wandered into my DVD player and took a dump. How anyone can make a film in which you...
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Funny story: Move To Overturn U.S. - Scotland Haggis Import Ban

Move To Overturn U.S. - Scotland Haggis Import Ban

A ban on Haggis imported from Scotland into the U.S. may be lifted in the next few days as E.U. and The United States meet to improve food trading regulations between the two Continents. The importation of Haggis from Scotland (near England, E.U.
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Funny story: High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland. The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed fo...
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Funny story: High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

A new high speed rail link between Treorchy and Craig - Y Llyn in Glamorgan has been approved. Development of the provision of transport to Wales' Heritage sites and in particular places of post-glacial phytological significance has been a priority...
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Funny story: Brian Air unveil plans to deal with French Air Traffic controllers strike

Brian Air unveil plans to deal with French Air Traffic controllers strike

Brian Air, the cheap, no nonsense Budget airline that normally lands somewhere vaguely near it's destination, have unveiled plans with how to deal with future French air traffic controller strikes. "Obviously, ,the strike from French air traffic c...
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Funny story: Scare As Second Turner Prize Masterpiece Goes Missing

Scare As Second Turner Prize Masterpiece Goes Missing

A full scale lockdown at the Tate Modern Museum kicked in automatically when the curator pressed the security master switch, days after exhibit "Empty Room With Lights Going On And Off" was stolen. The runner up Turner Prize winning work of art,...
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Funny story: Angry Liberals Vow to Open New Chain of Stores Called 'Snobby Lobby'

Angry Liberals Vow to Open New Chain of Stores Called 'Snobby Lobby'

Boston - Liberals are seething over the Supreme Court decision which allows Hobby Lobby to not have to offer certain birth control products which they believe induce abortions and which violate their religious beliefs. Hateful people took to t...
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Funny story: NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

The NRA and GOP have finally found a free school lunch program that they feel comfortable endorsing. The "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program" is a pilot program in selected rural areas that teaches firearm safety, hunting, trapping and self sufficien...
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Funny story: 67% of all happy Facebook updates posted by people with miserable lives, study

67% of all happy Facebook updates posted by people with miserable lives, study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College indicates that at least two out of every three happy Facebook status updates are posted by pathetic sons-of-bitches with miserable lives. Junior Bertrand Russell produced his Faceb...
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