Funny story: No ER Care For Children Of Undocumented

No ER Care For Children Of Undocumented

The Republican National Committee today issued the party's "Statement Of Principles" on immigration. Among its points are: 1) We recognize that our brown brothers and sisters are human beings especially genetically endowed to do stoop labor and pluck chickens in huge farm factories. 2) While we support the work of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Az, and endorse his concept of a "Te...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...
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Funny story: 2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

The reported earthquake in Illinois Sunday has been traced back to the rear end of Kim Kardashian who was practicing her twerking while on a visit with a friend in Metropolis. "Once she got that thing shaking, it was like it had a life of it's own...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home. The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way wit...
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Funny story: Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

MONROE, Louisiana - Police in Monroe are investigating claims from a Mrs. Olivia Cheesbrew, 52, who says that she was out on her property flying her brand new drone when all of a sudden she heard a loud KA-BOOM! She immediately saw her drone shatt...
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Funny story: China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

HONG KONG - The government of China recently spent millions of dollars making repairs to the Great Wall of China. Ming Yang Wong, a spokesman for China's national news agency, Rick Shaw, revealed a very interesting fact. He stated that back dur...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Harshly Reprimanded By The Grammy Award Show Executives

Willie Nelson Harshly Reprimanded By The Grammy Award Show Executives

HOLLYWOOD - Reports are that executives for the 56th Annual Grammy Awards Show were highly upset with Austin native Willie Nelson. According to an inside source the 80-year-old country crooner was severely reprimanded after he and some of his fell...
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Funny story: Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Witnesses are reporting chills running up and down the spines of NSA and pentagon officials as to what might be coming next. Today's development parallels recent news that a Russian cruise ship has been adrift in the Atlantic for the past year an...
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Funny story: Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

"I wish I had left everything alone", states one daughter of a sperm donor. "Dad was Bad! No, but he sure wasn't much to look at." Margaret is just one of hundreds of Sperm-Donor babies that now want to find out who donated the sperm. "It wasn'...
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Funny story: Spooky stuff as rash of banker suicides hits London

Spooky stuff as rash of banker suicides hits London

London, UK - An early start to the annual banker jumping season is underway this morning with reports that a senior JP Morgan executive plunged to his death from the top of a notorious 500ft 'hexed' skyscraper in London's Canary Wharf financial dist...
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Funny story: China's Moon Land Rover Yutu Has Crashed

China's Moon Land Rover Yutu Has Crashed

HONG KONG - China's Rick Shaw National News Agency is reporting that the Moon land rover Yutu, (Jade Rabbit) has met with an unfortunate accident. Rick Shaw stated that on Monday at approximately 2:13 a.m. (Las Vegas time) Yutu reported that it ha...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

REDONDO BEACH, California - Heidi Klum was shopping at the Sir Surfboard Shop in Redondo Beach when she was approached by a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The reporter Savannah Kettle asked Ms. Klum if the rumor about her breaking up with her...
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Funny story: Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

SYRACUSE, New York - Local police are reporting that they have responded to dozens of calls about snowmen being stolen from the front yards of homes in Syracuse. Officer Sterling Foxfudge, 37, with the SPD stated that in every instance the perps h...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of North Korea is that Kim Jong Un will be having a fantastic Super Bowl Party and he has invited such celebrities as Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler. The North Korean leader said tha...
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Funny story: The Reason Taylor Swift Is Very Depressed

The Reason Taylor Swift Is Very Depressed

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Swift talked to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue, and she told him that she has never been as depressed as she is now. She explained to the man who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars that she was shocked that she did not win...
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Funny story: The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

FRUITA, Colorado - Colorado State Police report that they have arrested the all-girl rock band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints in the town of Fruita, close to the Colorado-Utah border. CSP officers stated that they stopped the band's van...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

BEVERLY HILLS - The word coming out of LaLaLand is that Bruce Jenner, who was the 1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, will be transitioning into womanhood. The 64-year-old husband of Kris Kardashian-Jenner was recently spotted coming out of The Tinse...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Demands An Apology From Brazil's President

Kim Jong Un Demands An Apology From Brazil's President

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is very upset with the president of Brazil and he has demanded an apology. The North Korean leader did not appreciate Brazilian President Sancho Ventana saying on a Rio De Janeiro talk show that Kim Jong Un buy...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show

Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment news programs are reporting that the much troubled singer Justin Bieber was actually banned from attending the 56th Annual Grammy Award Show at L.A.'s Staples Center. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said...
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Funny story: President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

President Obama Calls Up Seattle Seahawks Trash-Talker Richard Sherman

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that the president has made a phone call to Richard Sherman, cornerback with the Super Bowl bound Seattle Seahawks. President Obama told Sherman that he had bett...
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Funny story: Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

HOLLYWOOD - Ariana Grande was really upset that so many of her fans were angry with her because she wore what amounted to a mountain of hair extensions to the Grammy Award Show. The petite singer said that she recently used a shampoo that caused s...
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Funny story: Smiley Virus to Perform at Stupor Bowl "Ralf-Time" Show

Smiley Virus to Perform at Stupor Bowl "Ralf-Time" Show

It has been confirmed that Smiley Virus, along with her band, The Hammerlickers, will be performing their smash hit, "Ball Wrecker" at the Stupor Bowl half-time show. Stupor Bowl spokeschick Melody Booker announced the show line-up this morning.
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Funny story: Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Man fights for 3rd Amendment rights!

Jimbo "Spanks" Williams is angry. Spanks lives in a trailer directly across the road from Fort Campbell, KY. During a recent winter storm, several soldiers returning to base on a bus, broke down next to his trailer. The commanding officer, Major...
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