Funny story: Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have asked Lady Gaga, Mylie Cyrus, Thicke, Madonna, and Bruno Mars to sing at their wedding. The couple - who have a seven-month-old daughter North - are expected to marry in France in the summer and it is said they a...
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Funny story: Latest Breakthrough in Global Climate Change Scientific Measurement Has Direct Connectivity to Al Gore's Ass

Latest Breakthrough in Global Climate Change Scientific Measurement Has Direct Connectivity to Al Gore's Ass

The latest advance in wearable technology has produced a startling breakthrough in the ongoing quest to track measurement of the deleterious impact of global climate change. It has been scientifically established that Al Gore himself is the world'...
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Funny story: Giant sloth terrorises sanitation workers in NYC sewage tunnel

Giant sloth terrorises sanitation workers in NYC sewage tunnel

New York - Two NYC Dept of Environmental Protection workers had to be taken to the Emergency Room today after being menaced by a huge Sasquatch-type of creature - thought to be a throwback to the rare Megatherium giant sloth last seen during the Eart...
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Funny story: Breaking News from NPR: Pope John Paul II's Underwear Stolen from Reliquary

Breaking News from NPR: Pope John Paul II's Underwear Stolen from Reliquary

One of only three known pairs of underwear stained with what's said to be Pope John Paul II's dried urine was stolen over the weekend from a small church in the mountains of Italy's central Abruzzo region. According to the BBC, the thief or thieve...
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Funny story: Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus Will Have Strip-Off for Charity

Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus Will Have Strip-Off for Charity

Los Angeles, CA Exciting news was announced today when publicists for Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus said that the two songstresses would be holding a benefit for the Naked Clowns charity. The Naked Clowns have a goal of raising $1,000,000 worth of donation...
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Funny story: Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

A spokesman from Israel today told the United Nations that the Chinese are winding up with much of the money sent to help the PLO have food and necessities. China is using child labor to make solid round but lighter-weight but lethal stones and se...
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Funny story: Bong tragedy at Denver high school

Bong tragedy at Denver high school

Denver, Colorado - A 16 year-old student at Smoke-On-The-Water High School accidentally set himself on fire today in what cops suspect might be the first recorded tragic bong accident at a Colorado public school since decriminalization of the pot law...
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Funny story: Francois Hollonde declares: "Let her eat cake!" Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

Francois Hollonde declares: "Let her eat cake!" Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

New pictures published in the Paris newspaprers this morning show a bloodied and bent Francois Hollande crawling out of a window at the Presidential mansion in Paris. He is seen holding a motorcycle helmet over his genitals and and staggering to a wa...
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Funny story: White Doves Attacked By Raven At Vatican

White Doves Attacked By Raven At Vatican

VATICAN CITY - Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by a large raven. The doves were pounced on right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Pal...
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Funny story: Vampires suspected as holy artefuct stolen from Vatican chapel

Vampires suspected as holy artefuct stolen from Vatican chapel

Rome - A vile (sic) of Pope JP2's blood that vanished from the Vatican Chapel of the Immaculate Deception may have been stolen to order by the Pontiff's vampire descendants according to early forensic reports. Police trawling through the Via Dolor...
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Funny story: Japan, Threatened Constantly by China, Joins U.S. in Building Super War Robots

Japan, Threatened Constantly by China, Joins U.S. in Building Super War Robots

The Japanese government which is getting more and more concerned with the Chinese and their military might, have sent some of their best brains and technicians to the U.S. to start a huge army of robotic warriors. No, these do not look like the on...
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Funny story: Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...
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Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Um On Outs With Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong Um On Outs With Dennis Rodman

After the Supreme Leader's birthday bash he looked glum. Even his extensive collection of porn couldn't cheer him up or his nail lady, Yum Sweet Delight. Now it turns out that the fur coat given to him by Mr. Rodman on his birthday wasn't what he w...
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