Funny story: Major US Cities in Re-Branding Move to Spur Interest and Create Buzz

Major US Cities in Re-Branding Move to Spur Interest and Create Buzz

An increasing trend in US cities is to re-brand their image to spur interest and create media "buzz." Here is a recently complied list of some notable examples, recently leaked to our Features desk by various metro insiders. Perhaps some cities need better PR consultants! ATLANTA - Superficialopolis - as good as it gets. BOISE, ID - Always a potato party goin' on! BOSTON - Freely givin...
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Funny story: Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game. A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game betw...
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Funny story: Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

Kansas Installing Giant Fans On The Kansas-Colorado Border In Order To Blow The Marijuana Smoke Back Into Colorado

TOPEKA, Kansas - The governor of Kansas acting on the demands of the citizens of the state has issued a Governor's Proclamation which will allow him to install gigantic fans on the Kansas-Colorado border. Governor Sam Brownback stated that he has...
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Funny story: "Suits you Sir!"

"Suits you Sir!"

Transvestite artist Graystroke 'Katherine' Perry picked up a Buckingham Palace gong yesterday-and is believed to be the first to do so in drag, although Camilla has been seen picking up Corgi dog 'gongs' with a tissue when roaming the halls at midnig...
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Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...
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Funny story: The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

CRYSTAL CITY, Texas - Tiger Woods was in Crystal City, Texas, which is known as The Spinach Capital of The World. The champion golfer had gone there to see about purchasing an 18-wheeler load of spinach, which he says is his favorite side dish.
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Funny story: ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

The Obama Administration has something to crow about after a report on the effects of ObamaCare yielded some surprising results. "We are delighted to announce that after spending hundreds of millions of dollars, ObamaCare has made one family in O...
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Funny story: New Famous Quotes

New Famous Quotes

"God Bless You is an expression addressed to a person after they sneeze. Why not after they pass wind. Both bodily functions expel air forcibly from the body usually with a loud noise. The church should accept this new application because the bible tells us God created man in his own image." Pope Francis Note: This could explain why churchgoers sit in church pews. "I support wildlife. Call m...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...
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Funny story: Feudalism Reinstituted in Suckersland where One Man owns Everything

Feudalism Reinstituted in Suckersland where One Man owns Everything

Richardsville, Suckersland--Economic inequality in Suckersland has reached its ultimate end point: a single man in that nation owns absolutely everything and all of the other inhabitants are broke or in debt. Lord Richard, the man who literally h...
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Funny story: Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

London - One of the British Establishment's untouchables, a shady Milord decorated with a Vatican knighthood by Hitler's Pope Benedict the 69th, is living a secret double life after being bankrupted for almost $5million by a subsidiary of online spre...
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Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama will be traveling to Mexico for a much needed vacation. The first lady will travel to Cabo San Lucas without her husband, and two daughters Malia an...
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Funny story: Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus, who may not have invented twerking but who certainly has put it to use more than anyone else recently met with Rufus Reno, a writer with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. The two had lunch at The Flamboyant Tortilla Res...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

IRVINE, California - In a move that was made due to public opinion, Taco Bell has decided to drop its Sushi Tacos from the fast food franchise's menu. Company Spokeswoman Vanessa Belladonna said that at first the Sushi Tacos were selling pretty go...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State. Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of Justin Bieber who did not want his name mentioned has commented that Justin told him that he has no idea what the hell is going on with him. Bieber confided to the friend that he is one hell of a mess and he feels tha...
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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Two members of the Mississippi Delta Chapter of the KKK have managed to infiltrate an Al Qaeda Cell that was residing in a trailer park located just outside of the Natchez city limits. The two Klan members who would only giv...
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Funny story: A Boston Banker Arrested For Printing $8 Million In Counterfeit Monopoly Money

A Boston Banker Arrested For Printing $8 Million In Counterfeit Monopoly Money

BOSTON - Authorities in Boston have reported the arrest of well-known bank president Lars L. Lemoncloud who retired from the Third National Bank of Boston three years ago after a 31 year banking career. Police found Mr. Lemoncloud's fingerprints i...
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Funny story: Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Omaha, Nebraska- Recently, Christie Randall, a mother of 9th grade cheerleader decided to circle the parking lot praying for an open spot. "I just thought that maybe, just maybe, there would be an opening today," Christie said with a stressed look.
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Funny story: Our Historic Leaders, Madison and Jefferson, Also Had A Hobby Making Frankensteins

Our Historic Leaders, Madison and Jefferson, Also Had A Hobby Making Frankensteins

There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn't learn of. There are secrets about those who are at the helms and have the stewardship of our country that would cause many to become sickened and to lose their patriotic fervor were they ever to be revealed. But that is what we are here for, to enlighten you dear folks, to make the opaque visible, to bri...
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Funny story: Chicagoan uses unusual style in procuring Olympic berth

Chicagoan uses unusual style in procuring Olympic berth

Local man Vic Flannerty is using his native Chi-Town wits to get himself to the Winter Games in Russia. Some time ago, it occurred to him that his adeptness with guns could lead to a place on the "Biathlon" team for this years Olympics. Th...
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Funny story: Woodstock hippies emerge after decades in hiding

Woodstock hippies emerge after decades in hiding

"Is the war over?" Were the first words Star Zephyrwind uttered while taking his first breath of fresh un-pot-ladened air after more than four decades of hiding in a cave on the upstate New York dairy farm used for the giant rock concert "Woodstock".
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