Funny story: Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

The former Governor of Arkansas, Fox News Host, and Fundamentalist Preacher called today for the formation of an Anti-Sex League. Huckabee recently has been in the news for calling for the cessation of birth control prescriptions provided to women b...
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Funny story: Property mogul's beautiful, grieving blonde widow nixes Roman Abramovich $75m Fifth Avenue apartment bid

Property mogul's beautiful, grieving blonde widow nixes Roman Abramovich $75m Fifth Avenue apartment bid

New York - The bereft widow of NYC property tycoon Howard Ronson has played a blinder to thwart a 'paltry' $75m offer for her Fifth Avenue, NYC home from Russian mobster Roman Abramovich. Stunning peroxide beauty Angelika Ivanc is challenging the...
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Funny story: Unexpected Ghosts at Ghosts in the West End

Unexpected Ghosts at Ghosts in the West End

It was an unexpected spectral treat for the audience last Saturday evening at the Court Lyceum Theatre. During a production of Ibsen's classic, Ghosts, the actual ghost of Sir Henry Irving manifested itself center stage in his Mephistopheles costume...
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Funny story: Huckabee Wants Chastity Belts For Virginity

Huckabee Wants Chastity Belts For Virginity

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and Fox News talk show host has made controversial remarks about female sexuality in the past. Yesterday, Huckabee said on his TV show, "Democrats tell women they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and p...
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Funny story: Hero Makes Huge Sacrifice

Hero Makes Huge Sacrifice

Ordinary normally working everyday working-man Dave Marx has become the sensation of 2014 after sawing his legs off and then penning his very own ode to agony. It is thought Dave saw an episode of Jeremy Kyle and felt sorry for all those poor people who were forced to live lives with varying handicaps. He decided the only thing for it was to saw both of his legs off and then make a song about it t...
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Funny story: Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship bout between Eugene 'Swarfega hands' Smalls and Louis 'The Lepor' Trunks ended in farce as Smalls attempted to strum the tune to 'The Ballad of Richard Nixon' by John Denver and Trunks began some kind of upsid...
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Funny story: Top 25 New Breast Perfumes

Top 25 New Breast Perfumes

Along with underarm deodorant, perfume, cologne used anywhere else on the body, the following companies are ready to release their new Under Boob Perfumes. Check for them at many top line stores as they will be released during the summer of 2014. The perfect gift for the perfect lady in your life: Joy Gold Medal Winner Fleshman's Eye Popper La Rose Jacqueminot Illusion My Sin Tabu For You...
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Funny story: Benefits Street, Surrey 'A Disgrace' Says Tory MP

Benefits Street, Surrey 'A Disgrace' Says Tory MP

A statement for Tory MP Ian Duncan Rant has been issued condemning the 'indescribable bully' and 'spoof writer' JW for the 'cruel depiction of the fine residents of Surrey's Benefits Street as low life scroungers.' An early Day Motion by Rant, in...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for performing a lewd act on a teddy bear. Bieber, 19, was arrested in Dallas TX early today, according reports. The police stopped him when his head was observed bobbing up and down in his Little Tykes Sme...
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Funny story: Police Question Nina Dobrev About Dead Man!

Police Question Nina Dobrev About Dead Man!

After a late night party with some friends actress Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries) came home, got her flashlight from her car as she saw that her light was out by the door and the streetlight didn't show enough light for her to unlock her door.
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Funny story: Rogue Refrigerator Murders Local Woman

Rogue Refrigerator Murders Local Woman

Philadelphia, PA-- An 'out of control' refrigerator has crushed the life out of a local resident. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma, a spinster, was chased for two blocks by the crazed appliance before it finally caught up to her and killed her.
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Funny story: Regarding Alzheimer's: Let's blow Big Pharma's mind, and expand our own

Regarding Alzheimer's: Let's blow Big Pharma's mind, and expand our own

Has it ever occurred to you that dementia might be one of the most colorful and liberating phases of your life? Of course it hasn't -- because you aren't Elderly Girl! Who else would come up with such an outlandish proposition? Certainly not the pharmaceutical companies. Despite hundreds of billions in taxpayer dollars, their research has failed spectacularly to provide any real hope. Th...
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Funny story: Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has reported that the Martian Land Rover Curiosity has come upon a patch of marijuana plants. Timmelfarb stated to the news media that early reports are that the cannabis is of a high grade and is ten t...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Adam Lambert has signed to appear in the Miramix Films motion picture production of Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story. The movie will be directed and produced by Sheboygan Saddlewood. Lamber...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners Company is proud to announce that Jessica Simpson has agreed to be its new corporate spokesperson. Jessica was interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and said that she was positi...
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Funny story: A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Rocky Mountain High Clouds Church has had to take a stand against some of its worshippers who are into smoking pot. The Reverend Troy B. Bippus, 64, has said that he has decided to ban marijuana smokers from his church. R...
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Funny story: Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just informed the White House that they would be willing to take Canadian singer Justin Bieber if President Obama decides to deport him. A spokesperson for the Mexican government stated that they would inca...
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Funny story: The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

COLORADO SPRINGS - The administrative board of The United States Air Force Academy has stated that even though the purchase and use of marijuana is legal in the state that does not apply to the Air Force Academy campus. A spokesperson for the coll...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - The multi-millionaire leader of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson has just made a strong statement to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. The 67-year-old long beared patriarch of the Louisiana family stated th...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, GOP maven and professional talking head has stated that she wants President Obama to ban all travel to Colorado. According to Political Salad Bar Magazine "Trigger Face" Coulter is upset that Colorado and Washington st...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...
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Funny story: The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot. "This is just ridiculous! I am a H...
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