Funny story: NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

First the word was that the "discovered" rock looked like a jelly doughnut. Read the story at the San Jose Mercury News: "Jelly doughnut" rock on Mars suddenly appears That's old news, as NASA is now reporting that further investigation has rev...
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Funny story: "Patrol Militia" Hunts Abortion Doctors In South

"Patrol Militia" Hunts Abortion Doctors In South

Meredith Calhoun, known also as "Pistol Packing Mama" of Rapides, LA held a news conference here along with J. Burnside, Elisha Worthington, Joseph A.S. Acklen, and others who are members of the so-called "Louisiana Patrol Militia." Some 16 men and...
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Funny story: Cardinal Baloney: Sister Uses Wrong Shoe Polish

Cardinal Baloney: Sister Uses Wrong Shoe Polish

Responding to widespread coverage of the church pedophile scandal in Chicago, Cardinal Baloney today issued a statement on behalf of the College of Cardinals based in Rome. At a news conference yesterday, in Chicago, personnel files of 65 pedoph...
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Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...
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Funny story: The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

PRESCOTT, Arizona - Back in the 70s, before cell phones, iPods, email, and Viagra, the husband and wife musical duo of The Captain & Tennille sang a song called "Love Will Keep Us Together." Well it worked for 39 years but unlike bread and mil...
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Funny story: The World in 2114

The World in 2114

One hundred years ago, people were rubbing their hands with excitement in anticipation of the beginning of the First World War. How times have changed! Who knows what future conflicts people might be looking forward to in a hundred more years. We asked a group of futurologists to give their predictions for what changes we can expect by 2114, even though they'll all be dead by then so they can't be...
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Funny story: Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy l...
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Funny story: You can't do THAT on TV!

You can't do THAT on TV!

Samantha 'Stiff neck, prominent jaw line, unflinching eyes and mechanical mouth' Jones has caused surprise and uproar today after she was spotted showing what appeared to be some kind of human emotion. After hearing about Tennis player Andy Murr...
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Funny story: Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea

Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea

OSLO, Norway - The government of Norway has decided to protect itself against a possible missile launch from North Korea. Reports coming out of Norway state that the government has signed a secret pact with Kim Jong Un in which the North Korean le...
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Funny story: The Subterranean Homesick News!

The Subterranean Homesick News!

Bad news is set to hit everyone this week as large swathes of armed robbery, parliamentary fraud and not to mention the worst weather since records began are due in the UK. It is predicted to be worse than the last time absolutely nothing at all hap...
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Funny story: FBI wake-up call for Sleepy Hollow sleeper cell strung out on Nembutal

FBI wake-up call for Sleepy Hollow sleeper cell strung out on Nembutal

New York - Alarm bells are ringing at the Westchester County, New York HQ of a clandestine terror cell under covert surveillance by the FBI in its monitoring of long-term Cold War hibernation programs officially declared inert/dead by the Bush/Cheney...
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Funny story: UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...
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Funny story: $50m giant blue diamond 'is paste' say auctioneers

$50m giant blue diamond 'is paste' say auctioneers

South Africa - A huge and immensely rare 29.6 carat blue diamond found near Pretoria's Biltong Boerewors mine has turned out to be a fake according to auctioneers charged with selling it. Dubbed the Biltong Blue the massive sky-colored lump of car...
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Funny story: Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Happy Joy Airlines is thrilled to announce that the airline has just initiated its first direct flight from Los Angeles into Aspen, Colorado AKA Cannabis City. Airline Spokeswoman Rhiannon Dibbledew, 29, told the n...
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Funny story: The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

DENVER - The honorable Mayor Michael B. Hancock of The Mile High City has just informed the news media that he and the mayor of Seattle, the honorable Ed Murray have placed a bet on Super Bowl XLVIII (48). Every year it is customary for the mayors...
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Funny story: A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...
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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

MOSCOW - It is no secret that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a great sports fan. He has always said that his favorite Major League Baseball team is the Cincinnati Reds (no surprise there). Putin has also commented that in football he likes...
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Funny story: Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding

Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding

VAIL, Colorado - Corky Fryhouse, 26, and Nora Beth Lumberpratt, 23, were engaged on Thanksgiving Day of last year. And now, the happy couple is thrilled to announce that they have just become the very first couple in the entire state of Colorado t...
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Funny story: An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

LOS ANGELES - Sports writer Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette News has made a very amazing observation regarding the two Super Bowl bound teams. La Bamba pointed out in his publication that the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks are...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

PARIS - France's Le News Agency is reporting that North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un is furious at an article that he read in the American supermarket tabloid Just Saying. GiGi de Maupassant with Le News Agency stated that the report pointed out that...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days. Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the cit...
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Funny story: Morecambe becomes Ageworld Theme Town

Morecambe becomes Ageworld Theme Town

Former holiday destination Morecambe in the far North West of England is back in the running with the entire town becoming the latest Ageworld Theme Town. Featuring a Euthanasia beach with deadly riptides and quicksand, fleets of mobility scooter...
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Funny story: Ohio to Try New Method of Execution: Strangulation

Ohio to Try New Method of Execution: Strangulation

LUCASVILLE, OH-After trying a new drug combo to execute convicted killer Dennis McGuire, who choked and snorted in paroxysms of pain for twenty-five minutes before finally dying, the state of Ohio has announced a new method of killing people on death...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Washington, DC-- Michelle Obama has announced that she intends to run for political office this coming November. The first lady is borrowing a page from Hillary Clinton's playbook and will be entering the political arena. Polls already show Mrs. Ob...
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