Funny story: Missing Prostitutes May Be Conected With Science DNA

Missing Prostitutes May Be Conected With Science DNA

Police in Las Vegas, Nevada are now searching for a "freak" identified by a prostitute after two other prostitutes have been missing for weeks. This lady is in pretty bad shape but has told police a great deal about her attacker. "It was a male...
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Funny story: New book claims pervy Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev 'was John F Kennedy Jr's birth father'

New book claims pervy Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev 'was John F Kennedy Jr's birth father'

New York - A new celeb memoir published this week says Jackie Kennedy shagged AC/DC Russian prima ballerina Rudolf Nureyev, who also fathered her son JFK Jr. Revelations from the Cold Whore daze also finger Jackie for hiring the Dallas shooters w...
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Funny story: Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Calabasas, CA Police from all over the Southern California area responded to a five-alarm alert about a deadly egg attack perpetrated by pop star Justin Bieber on the house next door to him. Earlier egg attacks caused $20,000 damage. "We are too...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Robertson Family Bunch of Redneck Freaks

Lindsay Lohan: Robertson Family Bunch of Redneck Freaks

Lindsay Lohan told what reporters who still hang around her that she thought Duck Dynasty was the worst show she had ever seen. Those at the scene stated that she laughed and called them Hillbillies. "What is this a joke? Television ratings so...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means. After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believe...
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Funny story: Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

London, UK - Cross-eyed ten year old royal brat Lady Louise Von Battenburg-Hitler won't be seen in public for at least another three years after surgeons said there was nothing more they could do about her, uh, problem. Queen Elizardbirth's pug-ug...
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Funny story: Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

As shocking as it sounds, multiple studies have recently shown that stabbing yourself with a bread knife may actually increase the chances of severe injuries, and in some cases may even cause death, despite the widely-held belief that doing so actual...
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Funny story: A Treehouse: How To Make One

A Treehouse: How To Make One

Ever thought you'd like to live the outdoor life? Ever wondered what it would be like to live under the stars? Ever considered building a treehouse? Good, I hoped you say that! I've never built one, or even been in one, but how hard could it be? The first thing, I imagine, that you need to build a treehouse, is a tree. Without one, the idea just won't work. I was going to say "the proj...
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Funny story: Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has stated that the Russian government will not put up with the West's fad of twerking. The national news agency stated that two members of The Moscow Winter Ballet Troop were observed twerking ba...
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Funny story: Colorado Pot Shop Security Is A Booming Business

Colorado Pot Shop Security Is A Booming Business

COLORADO SPRINGS - The fastest growing business in Colorado is marijuana shops. And the second fastest growing business in Colorado is the marijuana shop security business. State authorities report that the security business has increased by 2,000...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

BURBANK - Tonight Show host Jay Leno has said that he recently met with CNN executives about the possibilty of him hosting a brand new late night talk show. Jay told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that he is very excited about the possibility.
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Funny story: Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

MIAMI - Multi-billionaire Bill Gates visited the headquarters of Burger King and talked to the company's CEO about the possibility of him purchasing the global hamburger franchise chain. Gates mentioned that ever since he was 16½ he has dreamed ab...
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Funny story: New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico. Salvador Ci...
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Funny story: Spain Is Banning Transvestites

Spain Is Banning Transvestites

MADRID - The Spanish government has just announced that effective February 14, 2014, (Valentine's Day) it will be implementing its ban on transvestites. Spain's national news agency, Olé News has informed the public that the government figured tha...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus says she spends about two hours each night trying to figure out ways to top herself in the eyes of the public. She recently went into a Hooter's Restaurant located in Venice Beach and before she left she had...
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Funny story: Iraq To Change Baghdad's Name

Iraq To Change Baghdad's Name

BAGHDAD, Iraq - A spokesperson for the Iraqi government has said that Iraq will be changing the name of the capital within the next two months. Jafsul Kiflar told the world news media assembled in Baghdad that Baghdad's new name will be Sand City.
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Funny story: 873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

DENVER - Law enforcement officers have reported that they have confiscated 873 pounds of counterfeit marijuana that was being sold in a Denver marijuana shop. Officer Winthrop Tanninfaust, Jr., with the DPD said that the fake pot looked, smelled,...
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Funny story: Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...
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Funny story: KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

WASHINGTON, D.C. - While most of the country was buried under snow, the Obama's were vacationing in beautiful Hawaii. But a close inside source stated that actually the First Couple was going through one heck of a blizzard. It appears that the...
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Funny story: Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

ASPEN, Colorado - Local authorities have commented that since January 1, 2014, the sale of marijuana seeds is outselling the sale of sunflower seeds by an astounding 700 to 1 ratio. Fisher "Sinsemilla" Vittypoof, 28, owner of The Giggling Weed See...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...
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Funny story: President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

MOSCOW - The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has just informed President Obama that he can forget about having NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden ever set foot on American soil again. President Putin pointed out that he is extending Snowden's o...
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Funny story: Weapons That Make Drones Look Primitive Are Of Concern

Weapons That Make Drones Look Primitive Are Of Concern

"Killer robots" are fully autonomous weapons. These robots are weapons that would make drones look primitive. With the drone, there is a human being who looks at the computer screen, sees the target and pushes the buttons to fire the missiles and k...
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Funny story: Chris Christie denies that he had plans to blow up the George Washington Bridge

Chris Christie denies that he had plans to blow up the George Washington Bridge

A GRUNGY ALLEY IN NEW JERSEY - Gov. Chris Christie has been denying rumors that he's formed a militia group intent on blowing up the George Washington Bridge, which connects New Jersey with New York City. "I've fired forty members of my militia gr...
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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Horse - New regulations cause shortage of horse Chop Suey

Chinese Year of the Horse - New regulations cause shortage of horse Chop Suey

The Chinese Year of the Horse 2014 may turn out to be a problem year for Chinese restaurants everywhere. Normally special menu for four persons will be the New Year's animal meat dish e.g. mutton for sheep, beef for Ox etc. Admittedly dragon, mo...
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