Funny story: Cyclist's seven week erection easily trumps woman's recent three hour orgasm say Irish doctors

Cyclist's seven week erection easily trumps woman's recent three hour orgasm say Irish doctors

Dublin, Ireland - Doctors at Dublin's world-famous Ear, Nose, Throat & Penis Hospital have successfully treated a man whose bicycle saddle 'accidentally interfered with him' causing a seven week erection and the destruction of his Lycra cycling p...
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Funny story: Screaming Yellow Zonkers Back To Boomer's Delight

Screaming Yellow Zonkers Back To Boomer's Delight

Now that Colorado has legalized pot, health food advocates and anti-obesity groups are holding their breaths. "Will there be a huge weight increase in obesity in our state, Will we see a bunch of Fat Harries and Bertha Biggs running around Colorad...
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Funny story: Sperm Banks ATM Machines Not The Best Idea!

Sperm Banks ATM Machines Not The Best Idea!

Several cities, because of the lack of donations, have placed after hours ATM Machines at their sperm banks. Now you can go to the blood plasma bank and get some cash and then you go over to the Sperm Bank ATM and who knows how many children we wi...
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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse 'doom' in upcoming Rolf Harris kiddie sex trial

Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse 'doom' in upcoming Rolf Harris kiddie sex trial

London, UK - The Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse which starts at the end of January is looking increasingly spooky for the Oz entertainer. Harris, who was born in the Chinese Wooden Horse year of 1930, now sees what astrologers term 'natal stuff...
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Funny story: Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover "Dumb-Ass Gene" Responsible For US' Problems

Scientists Discover "Dumb-Ass Gene" Responsible For US' Problems

Americans are largely apathetic as their country slides into third world status. The infrastructure is ready to collapse, 1 in 5 kids struggle with hunger, 18 to 32 % are in poverty (it's definitional), 40% of the national budget goes for past, pres...
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Funny story: Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

After receiving news from the hospital that there wasn't anything unusual about their lab work that caused the three hour orgasm, the couple finally admitted that she had faked it for another woman on a video (she was an actress) and the guy was an a...
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Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else

Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else

Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has announced that she has signed yet another multi-million dollar endorsement deal - this time endorsing yet anther product she has not used, purchased, would ever dream of using or purchasing, has no intention of...
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Funny story: Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

LAS ANGELES--More and more consumers are aware that magazines hire Photoshop artists to doctor pictures of celebrities, as part of an elaborate ritual designed to appease the celebrities' agents and to flatter the egocentric actresses so they'll agre...
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Funny story: Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

According to a spokesperson for Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the candidate for the 016 presidential election is sleeping less while consuming more bedside emergency oatmeal cookies than usual during long wakeful periods. The George Washi...
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Funny story: Aliens Spotted Near W. Virginia Chemical Spill?

Aliens Spotted Near W. Virginia Chemical Spill?

A report has appeared in the West Virginia Mountaineer that some guards have reported aliens or very freaky humans near the chemical spill there. "I hope it's not humans that are mutating into what we saw but maybe aliens from another planet might...
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Funny story: Gooogle Unveils Gooogle Ass Cam at CES

Gooogle Unveils Gooogle Ass Cam at CES

LAS VEGAS, NV - Gooogle has announced that it has developed a partnership with Depenz, American Stanterd, and Sharmin to bring Gooogle technology into the bathroom. Called the Toilet Enterprise Recognition Device (TERD), it promises that Gooogle w...
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Funny story: China invents new aircraft only to discover it's an Airbus A320

China invents new aircraft only to discover it's an Airbus A320

China is industriously working away making hundreds of "Chinese" Comac C919 aircraft near Shanghai. The Production Minister, Can Clone U said yesterday "I suppose some people will say it looks identical to an A320 Airbus. To be honest it does, I can'...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...
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Funny story: The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

HOLLYWOOD - The woman who is still known as The Baywatch Babe, Pamela Anderson has just announced that she is taking the title Mrs. for a fourth time. The 43-year-old sensuously sultry blonde remarried ex-husband Rick Salomon once again. Anders...
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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...
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Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...
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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Family To Make An Appearance At This Year's Super Bowl

The Duck Dynasty Family To Make An Appearance At This Year's Super Bowl

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family has just announced that they will be making a halftime appearance at Super Bowl XLVIII (48) which will take place in New York City's MetLife Stadium. The elde...
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Funny story: Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually. The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail. The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced...
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Funny story: 19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

POCATELLO - The director at Pocatello's Au Gratin Potatoes Senior Citizens Home, Artie Knoxmelon, 49, has apologized to the families of 19 of his residents. Knoxmelon told the news media that he had seen Miley Cyrus twerking on a television show a...
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Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

ASPEN, Colorado - Colorado State Police working in conjunction with representatives for FedEx have just made one of the biggest marijuana busts in Colorado history. Captain Vaughn J. Alpine with the CSPD informed the news media that a 19-year-old...
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Funny story: Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Local couple Dick and Kittie Cummings found themselves in a sticky situation early Saturday after a morning quickie went horribly wrong. "I reckoned he'd be kind of horny after two weeks at sea, but I wasn't expecting this", said a visibly bloated...
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Funny story: Vampire Shark!

Vampire Shark!

Today marks the fortieth anniversary of Peter Buckwad's bestselling novel, Vampire Shark! In truth, the novel might not be remembered today if not for the blockbuster movie adaptation, but we're celebrating the book anyway. The movie's popularity was the cause of the anti-shark hysteria that gripped the world in the mid-seventies and eventually led to the complete extinction of all shark life on t...
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Funny story: Bloody Damn Rats

Bloody Damn Rats

The recent death of James Hubbert robbed the UK of one of its most enduring authors. Though Hubbert spent the last twenty years writing milder thrillers, his notoriety rests largely on the shoulders of the violent horror novels he wrote in the late seventies and early nineties, especially the shocking "rats' series: Bloody Damn Rats, Big Bloody Damn Rats, and Even Bigger and Bloodier Damn Rats. Th...
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Funny story: Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help. The callers want to...
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