There were 680 spoof news stories published in January 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot. "This is just ridiculous! I am a H...
View 'Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost'
Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
View 'Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves'
Funny story: The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California. Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Den...
View 'The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers'
Funny story: Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities. He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album. The...
View 'Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years'
Funny story: A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Every year thousands of Tinsel Town celebrities make thousands of New Year's resolutions. And according to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago only about 3 percent actually keep those resolutions. The ADGA stated that of the 97 percent that do not keep their New Year's resolutions about 69 percent are broken within the first week. Most of these include dieting, drinking, gam...
View 'A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions'
Funny story: Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana. And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joint...
View 'Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs'
Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

ASPEN, Colorado - Several national news publications are reporting that they have heard that there are some hotels in the Colorado winter resort town of Aspen that are paying their employees in marijuana. Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magaz...
View 'Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana'
Funny story: Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has reported that the Martian Land Rover Curiosity has come upon a patch of marijuana plants. Timmelfarb stated to the news media that early reports are that the cannabis is of a high grade and is ten t...
View 'Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars'
Funny story: Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

MONROE, Louisiana - Police in Monroe are investigating claims from a Mrs. Olivia Cheesbrew, 52, who says that she was out on her property flying her brand new drone when all of a sudden she heard a loud KA-BOOM! She immediately saw her drone shatt...
View 'Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone'
Funny story: A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation. Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...
View 'A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints'
Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight

Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight

Think it's fun to glow green in the dark? (If you're so inclined, you can read about the green pigs here on the website of The Los Angeles Times). Many of the green pigs are not happy campers. One pig complained, "What do they think we are?...
View 'Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight'
Funny story: English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight

English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight

Sam Hall, a former English soccer star, revealed Thursday that he is straight, becoming the most high-profile soccer star to do so to date. The 33-year-old, who retired from the game in 2011, told English newspaper The Daily Lie that he wants to f...
View 'English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight'
Funny story: Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

New York - There will be meagre spoils in Comrade Santa's festive sacs this Russian Orthodox Christmas Day as a triple whammy of bankruptcy debts threatens to throttle three of the world's top Bolshevik outfits. First up is the People's Federal Re...
View 'Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece'
Funny story: NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII

NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII

New York - American football fans can expect to experience a kinder and gentler Super Bowl on February 2. The NFL Commissioner's Office has developed 10 "super" rules designed to make the world championship game "safer yet more exciting than ever.
View 'NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII'
Funny story: NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

First the word was that the "discovered" rock looked like a jelly doughnut. Read the story at the San Jose Mercury News: "Jelly doughnut" rock on Mars suddenly appears That's old news, as NASA is now reporting that further investigation has rev...
View 'NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut'
Funny story: Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else

Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else

Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has announced that she has signed yet another multi-million dollar endorsement deal - this time endorsing yet anther product she has not used, purchased, would ever dream of using or purchasing, has no intention of...
View 'Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else'
Funny story: McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...
View 'McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors'
Funny story: Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Happy Joy Airlines is thrilled to announce that the airline has just initiated its first direct flight from Los Angeles into Aspen, Colorado AKA Cannabis City. Airline Spokeswoman Rhiannon Dibbledew, 29, told the n...
View 'Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado'
Funny story: Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...
View 'Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout'
Funny story: Spider-Man Out of Work

Spider-Man Out of Work

His Broadway show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" is closing, and he's not looking forward to joining the unemployment line. "The worst part," Spidey confided, "is that they donated my costume to The Smithsonian, so I have to scrounge around...
View 'Spider-Man Out of Work'
Funny story: Property mogul's beautiful, grieving blonde widow nixes Roman Abramovich $75m Fifth Avenue apartment bid

Property mogul's beautiful, grieving blonde widow nixes Roman Abramovich $75m Fifth Avenue apartment bid

New York - The bereft widow of NYC property tycoon Howard Ronson has played a blinder to thwart a 'paltry' $75m offer for her Fifth Avenue, NYC home from Russian mobster Roman Abramovich. Stunning peroxide beauty Angelika Ivanc is challenging the...
View 'Property mogul's beautiful, grieving blonde widow nixes Roman Abramovich $75m Fifth Avenue apartment bid'
Funny story: Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks

Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks

What for, you ask? To buy his morning coffee, of course. On a break from a nearby zoo, the elephant munched peanuts and chatted with startled customers as he waited for his order, two dozen Skinny Mochas. He said he was watching his weight; s...
View 'Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks'
Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
View 'A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion'
Funny story: The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately. Ban-Ki-Moon informed...
View 'The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea'
Funny story: Dennis Rodman and Former NBA Stars Feast On North Korean Political Prisoners

Dennis Rodman and Former NBA Stars Feast On North Korean Political Prisoners

Disturbing, yet unconfirmed reports, emanating from North Korea are suggesting that several political opponents of leader Kim Jong Un were set upon by a pack of former NBA basketball players, led by Dennis Rodman, that hadn't eaten in days as Kim and...
View 'Dennis Rodman and Former NBA Stars Feast On North Korean Political Prisoners'
Funny story: PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director with PETA, Mimosa Ledbetter, recently stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that her group would like to have a nice friendly meeting with the representatives of the world's biggest circus, The Ringling Brother...
View 'PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus'
Funny story: KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The KFC Corporation has just announced that they have partnered with the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty on a new KFC menu item. KFC Spokesperson Ty Wylerstaff stated that the huge chicken franchise chain had been looking...
View 'KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets'
Funny story: Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus

Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus

DENVER - The Colorado State Restaurant Coalition has informed the news media that most restaurants in the Rocky Mountain State have added a new item to their menus. CSRC Spokesperson Betty Fitzowitz remarked that effective with the January 1, law...
View 'Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus'
Funny story: A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...
View 'A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List'
Funny story: NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - One of the largest telescope manufacturing companies in the United States has just developed what it says is the most powerful telescope ever made. The Southern Drawl Telescopic Company in Charlotte, North Carolina told...
View 'NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured'
Funny story: Kim Jong Un Warns Russia and The United States Not To Mess With North Korea or Else

Kim Jong Un Warns Russia and The United States Not To Mess With North Korea or Else

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that the leader of North Korea will no longer tolerate any hostile threats from either Russia or the United States. Kim Jong Un speaking at the world-famous Chopsticks Squa...
View 'Kim Jong Un Warns Russia and The United States Not To Mess With North Korea or Else'
Funny story: Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota. A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal im...
View 'Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota'
Funny story: Brits confuse NCIS medical examiner Dr Donald 'Ducky' Mallard with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

Brits confuse NCIS medical examiner Dr Donald 'Ducky' Mallard with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

London, UK - Grim news from Blighty this weekend shows loads of Brit goggle box-heads are totally stumped about NCIS 'quack' Dr Mallard's role in the Duck Dynasty homophobic rant saga. A UK drinks industry post-festive poll of 1,000 TV viewers pub...
View 'Brits confuse NCIS medical examiner Dr Donald 'Ducky' Mallard with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson'
Funny story: Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually. The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail. The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced...
View 'Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino'
Funny story: Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

NEW YORK CITY - One of the staunchest Republican females in the entire country has just made an amazing revelation. Coulter, who is known as the Unofficial Princess of the GOP, reportedly stated to her therapist that she is ashamed to say it, but...
View 'Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret'
Funny story: NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

HOUSTON - The executives at NASA are thrilled due to the fact that they have just received a very generous donation from the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson. Phil told the press that the members of his family have alwa...
View 'NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson'
Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
View 'Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first'
Funny story: Rolls Royce Is Moving To Mexico

Rolls Royce Is Moving To Mexico

DERBY, England - Rolls Royce has just informed the news media that they have decided to move their operations overseas to the Republic of Mexico. Covington Willard Fogstenmeister, III, a spokesperson for the auto manufacturer, explained that the r...
View 'Rolls Royce Is Moving To Mexico'
Funny story: Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm. Investigators with the Los Angeles County S...
View 'Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma'
Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that former husband and wife Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will soon be starring in the TouchRock Pictures production of The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston. The movie will be directed and produced...
View 'Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"'
Funny story: Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

NEW YORK - Wall-Mart Stores Inc. says it's considering taking legal action against "responsible parties" after DNA testing of Mrs. Jones Wall-Mart Cheddar Cheese showed traces of Pig's milk, the world's hottest Chile pepper --the Trinidad Moruga Scor...
View 'Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More'
Funny story: Newt Gingrich Says Rush Limbaugh Is Crazy For Wanting To Eliminate NASA

Newt Gingrich Says Rush Limbaugh Is Crazy For Wanting To Eliminate NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former Speaker of The House Newt Gingrich is furious with his fellow Republican Rush Limbaugh and has called him crazy for his recent anti-NASA comments. In mid December Limbaugh was quoted as saying that the United States needs...
View 'Newt Gingrich Says Rush Limbaugh Is Crazy For Wanting To Eliminate NASA'
Funny story: Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...
View 'Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item'
Funny story: Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber recently announced that he was retiring from the music business. The iRumors News Agency is now reporting that the Canadian singer is considering purchasing some land in the marijuana haven state of Colorado and becoming a...
View 'Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer'
Funny story: Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson sat in his Austin mansion talking to Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Yazoo asked the 80-year-old Texas music legend about his upcoming 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado which is scheduled to begin on January 13. Wi...
View 'Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA'
Funny story: Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Global environmental scientists bewildered at the record, freezing temperatures hitting the US and Canada, have now admitted they pulled the wool (plenty of that needed there) over the global population whilst declaring the planet is heating up. I...
View 'Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!'
Funny story: Sofia Vergara Agrees To Make A Public Service Commercial For NASA

Sofia Vergara Agrees To Make A Public Service Commercial For NASA

HOUSTON - NASA has just informed the national news media that actress Sofia Vergara has just signed a contract to star in a public service commercial for The National Aeronautical Space Administration. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that...
View 'Sofia Vergara Agrees To Make A Public Service Commercial For NASA'
Funny story: The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...
View 'The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team'
Funny story: The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

PRESCOTT, Arizona - Back in the 70s, before cell phones, iPods, email, and Viagra, the husband and wife musical duo of The Captain & Tennille sang a song called "Love Will Keep Us Together." Well it worked for 39 years but unlike bread and mil...
View 'The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks'
Funny story: Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

SAGINAW, Michigan - Two of the world's leading scientists have called a press conference to announce what they say is an astonishing fact regarding the moon. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have discovered that contrary...
View 'Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon'
Funny story: A Huge California Sinkhole Swallows Up Kirstie Alley's Food Pantry

A Huge California Sinkhole Swallows Up Kirstie Alley's Food Pantry

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Local authorities are investigating one of the biggest sinkholes in the history of LaLaLand. Officer Teddy Buffovich, 24, with the Hollywood Hills Police Department stated that overweight actress Kirstie Alley was home alone when...
View 'A Huge California Sinkhole Swallows Up Kirstie Alley's Food Pantry'
Funny story: Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...
View 'Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars'
Funny story: New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west

New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west

New instability in Syria and the Middle East means the Rock of Gibraltar still has a major part to play in military peace keeping operations in the Mediterranean. Additionally Spanish pressures on Sovereignty issues are being regarded as pointless an...
View 'New Syrian instability means Rock of Gibraltar is as strategic as ever to the west'
Funny story: Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Buying "just one more" turkey because you know you will quit next week or slipping another turkey into your grocery basket at the superstore? Remarkably realistic electronic turkeys are now on sale to help with post-Christmas or Thanksgiving addi...
View 'Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners'
Funny story: Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States

Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released the findings of its most recent national research study. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that back in November of last year, they sent out research questionnai...
View 'Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States'
Funny story: Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...
View 'Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater'
Funny story: McDonnell Douglas Has Just Been Awarded The U.S. Government's Contract To Produce One-Man Stealth Helicopters

McDonnell Douglas Has Just Been Awarded The U.S. Government's Contract To Produce One-Man Stealth Helicopters

PITTSBURGH - President Obama is proud to make a very important announcement regarding the nation's military. The president speaking before a convention of retired gas meter readers in Pittsburgh stated that he had just signed a contract with the h...
View 'McDonnell Douglas Has Just Been Awarded The U.S. Government's Contract To Produce One-Man Stealth Helicopters'
Funny story: Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock

Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has commented that she honestly cannot remember ever being as happy as she is now. The overweight star of Cheers has just announced that she is now the proud owner of 10,000 shares of McDonald's stock. Kirstie purchase...
View 'Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock'
Funny story: President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated on Russia's version of Meet The Press that he will no longer just sit idly by as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un makes all kind of missile threats. The Russian president said that one of his New Year's reso...
View 'President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un'
Funny story: Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

The Denver Broncos are considering calling themselves The Denver Doobies by the 2014 season according to a Source who has been talking to players. "We were told that might happen. They also say that a lot of NFL teams want to go to Denver to play...
View 'Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!'
Funny story: An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park

An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park

TUCSON, Arizona - Local authorities are baffled as to how in the world a sinkhole could have totally swallowed up an entire trailer park. Officer Concord Bookberry with the Tucson Police Department stated that luckily a local fortune teller Madam...
View 'An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park'
Funny story: Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead. Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basic...
View 'Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead'
Funny story: Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy

Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy

After the death of former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon millions of Christians are "looking for signs" that the the new Messiah is among us and are eagerly awaiting salvation and the opportunity to say "I told you so" and to nod their heads kn...
View 'Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy'
Funny story: Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

DETROIT - The Ford Motor Company has just announced that it will soon begin mass producing its brand new Ford Thoroughbred. A spokesman for the auto giant said that the Thoroughbred is a step above the Ford Mustang. Ford pointed out that the ne...
View 'Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred'
Funny story: Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea

TOKYO, Japan - The Saki News Agency is reporting that the government of Japan has decided to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a bit of his own medicine. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stated that his country will be launching what it calls...
View 'Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea'
Funny story: Putin The Heat On: NATO forecasters predict balmy 25c for Russian Winter Olympics at Sochi

Putin The Heat On: NATO forecasters predict balmy 25c for Russian Winter Olympics at Sochi

Krasnaya Polyana, Sochi: Vladimir Putin's Olympic crown jewel hopes just went adown the pan as a NATO weather forecast for 7-24 February predicts blistering temperatures to melt Russia's mighty winter sports complex erection. The Black Sea resort...
View 'Putin The Heat On: NATO forecasters predict balmy 25c for Russian Winter Olympics at Sochi'
Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...
View 'Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl'
Funny story: Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...
View 'Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion'
Funny story: Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber

Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber

Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too." Here's some Bieber himself has...
View 'Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber'
Funny story: Tories ready to throw Cameron to the dogs

Tories ready to throw Cameron to the dogs

London, UK - Festive stories from North Korea about madcap dictator Kim Jong-UN's canine solutions to dealing with corruption have clearly impressed Conservative dog-lovers in the UK. This weekend an inner circle of Tory True Blues is finalising p...
View 'Tories ready to throw Cameron to the dogs'
Funny story: Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Russell Brand has always been an individual who says what is on his mind. And that very type of thinking has landed him in hot water after he made a comment regarding the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama. A few weeks ago th...
View 'Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment'
Funny story: Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!

Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching it's most popular bomb on wheels for model year 2015! Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as it's 1970's coun...
View 'Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!'
Funny story: Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese government has informed the scientific world that it has just developed a state-of-the-art submarine. The submarine dubbed El Submarino Fantastico (The Fantastic Submarine) is capable of traveling from the Portugu...
View 'Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours'
Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
View 'A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones'
Funny story: Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Buenos Aires - That old cliche about getting out of the kitchen if you can't stand the heat sees daft Argie despot Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's presidency reduced to toast this weekend. A collapse in the value of pesto in global markets means...
View 'Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup'
Funny story: The Top 10 Headlines of 2013

The Top 10 Headlines of 2013

The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency based in Chicago has compiled a list of the top 10 headlines of 2013. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that he sat down with several entertainment publications and news agencies and went over thousands of headlines. The group that Buckleybox met with consisted of Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle T...
View 'The Top 10 Headlines of 2013'
Funny story: Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise announced today that he was quitting the Church of Scientology to join the Children of God. The Children of God, who also call themselves Family International or Family of Love, have long been known as kind of a Christian sex cult, who be...
View 'Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God'
Funny story: Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

London, UK - Cross-eyed ten year old royal brat Lady Louise Von Battenburg-Hitler won't be seen in public for at least another three years after surgeons said there was nothing more they could do about her, uh, problem. Queen Elizardbirth's pug-ug...
View 'Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery'
Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...
View 'Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains'
Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...
View 'Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking'
Funny story: 83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just announced that Sophie Higginwax of Denver is the oldest pot shop owner in the entire state of Colorado. The 83-year-old great-grandmother has just purchased The Grass Is Always Greener Marijuana Shop in down...
View '83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado'
Funny story: Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

A splashdown in the Pacific Ocean by a manned Mars space capsule has occurred three years before it was due to be launched, NASA announced this morning. A spokesperson said "Boy I think we were going to use too much nitro on that baby! This is al...
View 'Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched'
Funny story: Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...
View 'Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details'
Funny story: "...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg

"...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg

What has been described by Senior Police Sergeant Reg Basham of Putney Police Station, London as the ultimate 'cock-up', a highly trained and skilled officer from the Metropolitan Police Specialist Crime & Operations directorate has managed to sh...
View '"...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg'
Funny story: A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly has been in the news more in just the past few weeks than she has in her entire career. The FOX News talking head, as Vice-President Joe Biden dubbed her, has been criticized and in some cases praised for her outlandish...
View 'A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors'
Funny story: The U.S. Post Office and McDonald's Join Hands

The U.S. Post Office and McDonald's Join Hands

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Post Office Department has just announced that they have worked out a deal with the number one fast food franchise in the world; McDonald's. The USPO in an effort to bring in more revenue has agreed to put a Mc...
View 'The U.S. Post Office and McDonald's Join Hands'
Funny story: Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Washington DC - Geologists chipping away at the icy incontinent's secrets have announced that sonar-generated subterranean images of a huge ice sculpture - dubbed the 'frozen Mount Rushmore' - effectively prove the existence of an advanced parallel...
View 'Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore''
Funny story: Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

For one woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven, then through a lot of pain and after three hours, to the hospital emergency room in Seattle. The lady had just had sex with her partner, but well after he climbed off, Liz was hitting new p...
View 'Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital'
Funny story: High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

ORLANDO, FL - Having grown up as the middle child in a family of six boys, 16-year-old Sammy Beezer has seen his fair share of penises in his day. "We took a lot of showers together to save on hot water. My life's been a regular sausage fest, so...
View 'High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"'
Funny story: Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...
View 'Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama'
Funny story: Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

A consort of 27 Democratic and Republican senators has recently lined up to support AIPAC with a bill to raise new sanctions on Iran. This action is meant to arrest the Obama-Kerry agreement with Iran on a peaceful nuclear power program as a step...
View 'Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters'
Funny story: Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea

Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea

OSLO, Norway - The government of Norway has decided to protect itself against a possible missile launch from North Korea. Reports coming out of Norway state that the government has signed a secret pact with Kim Jong Un in which the North Korean le...
View 'Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea'
Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...
View 'Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus'
Funny story: Vampires suspected as holy artefuct stolen from Vatican chapel

Vampires suspected as holy artefuct stolen from Vatican chapel

Rome - A vile (sic) of Pope JP2's blood that vanished from the Vatican Chapel of the Immaculate Deception may have been stolen to order by the Pontiff's vampire descendants according to early forensic reports. Police trawling through the Via Dolor...
View 'Vampires suspected as holy artefuct stolen from Vatican chapel'
Funny story: New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico. Salvador Ci...
View 'New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado'
Funny story: President Putin Has Told Kim Jong Un That The North Korean Olympic Team Will Not Be Allowed To Enter Russia

President Putin Has Told Kim Jong Un That The North Korean Olympic Team Will Not Be Allowed To Enter Russia

MOSCOW - President Vladimir Putin spoke to the Russian people and told them that he was going to relax his stand on not allowing gays to participate in the Olympic games at Sochi, Russia. He stated that as long as they do not act gay they will be...
View 'President Putin Has Told Kim Jong Un That The North Korean Olympic Team Will Not Be Allowed To Enter Russia'
Funny story: Boulder Petting Zoo Owner Says The Animals Are So Stoned From The Pot In The Air That They're Petting The Kids

Boulder Petting Zoo Owner Says The Animals Are So Stoned From The Pot In The Air That They're Petting The Kids

BOULDER - The owner of Boulder's Noah's Ark Petting Zoo has told local authorities that the marijuana smoke in the air is starting to make his petting zoo animals act very strange. Emerson Danube, 43, stated that before the air was filled with the...
View 'Boulder Petting Zoo Owner Says The Animals Are So Stoned From The Pot In The Air That They're Petting The Kids'
Funny story: Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Local couple Dick and Kittie Cummings found themselves in a sticky situation early Saturday after a morning quickie went horribly wrong. "I reckoned he'd be kind of horny after two weeks at sea, but I wasn't expecting this", said a visibly bloated...
View 'Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm'
Funny story: Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show

Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers loves being called The Queen of Mean. She has been known to turn herself into a vicious rattlesnake quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a honey covered biscuit. Rivers who is 80-years-old still loves nothing better than g...
View 'Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show'
Funny story: Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

NEW YORK CITY - British soccer star Chicharito flew into the Big Apple to have some photos taken for an upcoming poster. The Manchester United player, whose real name is Javier Hernández Balcázar, was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Ga...
View 'Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump'
« Dec 2013 January 2014 Feb 2014 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
21
2nd
15
3rd
26
4th
20
5th
29
6th
20
7th
23
8th
26
9th
28
10th
17
11th
16
12th
14
13th
27
14th
21
15th
26
16th
25
17th
19
18th
28
19th
25
20th
31
21st
14
22nd
24
23rd
20
24th
24
25th
22
26th
24
27th
15
28th
23
29th
21
30th
11
31st
25
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 2?

6 24 2 22


Go to top