Funny story: The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

DENVER - The governor of the state of Colorado John "Happy" Hickenlooper has said that making the purchase and use of pot legal is the best thing that has ever happened in The Rocky Mountain State. The governor, who is always smiling, said that th...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Explains Foreign Policy

Jay Leno Explains Foreign Policy

So, now that I'm retired, politics has become my hobby (next to my cars, of course). Recently, I've been trying to wrap my mind around this effort to get rid of Assad in Syria. I think I've got it. So, say you've got this big shot Commissioner of Public Safety for a large city. And there's this terrible, vicious gang that murders and tortures a lot of people and it controls a huge territory...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Denver, Colorado - Cannabis-laced skin patches aimed at the No Smoking In Public celeb market have gone on sale at Denver's Devilish Weed Emporium. A Justin Bieber smiley appears on the wrappers around each 1-gram patch, said to guarantee a 60 mi...
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Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice. The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and th...
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Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed all of the celebrity attention she has been receiving of late. Helle Thorning-Schmidt has just made a startling admission to the Danish press. She informed them that after she leaves p...
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Funny story: A Maine Man Finds A $1.7 Million Oyster Pearl In A Can of Sardines

A Maine Man Finds A $1.7 Million Oyster Pearl In A Can of Sardines

BAR HARBOR, Maine - Purdue Skipbrewster, 51, has been fishing the waters of the Atlantic ocean for 29 years and in that time he has caught more than his share of sardines. In fact, back in 2007, Skipbrewster was named The Top Sardine Fisherman in...
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Funny story: Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Frees Her Slaves And Asks For Forgiveness

Paula Deen Frees Her Slaves And Asks For Forgiveness

Paula Deen is on the comeback trail and has asked the public to forgive her for the racist comments that decimated her career last year. "Listen ya'all, I know I came across as a bit of a racist last year, what with all the bad publicity and what...
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Funny story: Manhunt Finally Ended - El Cheapo- Busted

Manhunt Finally Ended - El Cheapo- Busted

Police finally caught up to Mexico's most wanted criminal, Joaquín "El Cheapo" Guzmán, over the weekend. After a decade-long manhunt for the man dubbed the most penny-pinching drug lord south of the border, Guzman surrendered to Federalalis without a...
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Funny story: Local man Developes The Green Weenie

Local man Developes The Green Weenie

A local man, Claude Davis of Sevierville, Tennessee says he knew he had to get to the doctors in a hurry when he woke up with a green weenie this morning! "Maude come her quick!" "I was getting us some breakfast!" "Look here. I done got the green weenie. It'll fall off and what will we do?" "Oh, let me take a look-see, It was doing real fine last night. It does look green and kinda wri...
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Funny story: Pentagon shrinks the US Army? Veteran psychiatrist sues Chuck Hagel

Pentagon shrinks the US Army? Veteran psychiatrist sues Chuck Hagel

Washington DC - A retired Professor of Military Psychiatry is taking Chuck Hagel to court for what he says is a psychotic episode in the Pentagon downsizing scheme. Professor Einstein Flintstone wants to detain the US Defense Secretary on psychiat...
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Funny story: Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Livid CNN prime-time talk show host Piers Morgan is said to be furious and beside himself with anger after his prime-time talk show "Piers Morgan Live" was axed today. It has been reported that Morgan was spotted purchasing several high powered as...
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Funny story: Digester's Reader: The Blue Plate Special

Digester's Reader: The Blue Plate Special

Recently, machines that resemble printers have become available that can cut and print to create all sorts of craft-novelty, from greeting cards to guns. But... hold on to your appetites! Intel and HP, in cooperation with several large national food producers as well as Sharpe and Hotpoint, are about to introduce the 21st century automatic dinner by way of, 'The Blue Plate Special'! The Blue Pl...
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Funny story: US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US based grocery stores are taking a stand on the continued confusion emanating from Ukraine by clearing their shelves of Chicken Kievs until someone tells them "what the hell is going on". "We will not stock this product, despite its popularity...
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Funny story: Local Man's Penis Saved By Rotary Phone

Local Man's Penis Saved By Rotary Phone

Alex Wallbanger of Somerset, Kentucky says that if it hadn't been for the old rotary telephone he would have been in a mess. After his wife, Nuggy, had went to work on the night shift and after they had had some fun in bed, Alex had gone to sleep.
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Funny story: New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

American TV Network NAC has announced plans to commission a new game show featuring Hollywood actors and actresses titled "Drug Deal or No Deal". The show will be hosted by Charlie Sheen, and will premiere on March 19, 2014, on NAC. The hour-lo...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis, who was found not guilty earlier this month of 12 counts of indecent assault believes that fellow former DJ and long term friend Noel Edmonds went to far with his latest "Gotcha" stunt made famous during Edmond's Sa...
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Funny story: Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: The Story of Killagain's Island

Stranger Than Truth: The Story of Killagain's Island

For the first time in years, the Stranger Than Truth crew hits the road again... or, in this case, the high seas, in search of a long lost island story that once dazzled TV viewing audiences. "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale... a tale of a fateful trip..." Fateful it was but the outcome not nearly so enjoyable. In 1957, a small charter sightseeing boat set forth from Hawaii wit...
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Funny story: Pete Wishart to be Alex Salmond's 'hauners'

Pete Wishart to be Alex Salmond's 'hauners'

Pete Wishart revealed today that he is now Alex Salmond's 'hauners' and that he had set up a fight between the First Minister and the Conservative leader, David Cameron. The Perth and North Perthshire MP made the claim following a series of secret me...
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Funny story: Obama's secret trip

Obama's secret trip

Washington DC, Monday. The President, Barack Obama, has apparently overcome the National Guard ringed around his residence and made a secret rendezvous with his fiance, Cher. It is believed that a Guardsman was paid off in order to allow Obama's hast...
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Funny story: Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

1. beef liver 2. brussel sprouts 3. canned spinach 4. Hamburger Helper 5. boiled canned peas 6. okra 7. pickled beets 8. gizzards 9. liverwurst 10. lima beans 11. pickled pig's feet 12. prunes 13. pickled herring 14. turnips 15. beef brains 16. greasy cheesy hamburgers 17. sardines 18. octopus 19. venison 20. limburger ch...
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Funny story: 10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

1. grow beards and mustaches, chest and back hair 2. snore so loudly it can be heard two doors down 3. hunt and fish in the summer, winter, spring, and fall 4. play 18 holes of golf at the same golf course for 30+ years 5. break wind so loud it can be heard two doors down 6. change flat tires, oil, spark plugs, fuel filter, transmission fluid... 7. belch so loud it can be...
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Funny story: Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

LOS ANGELES - Jason Collins, who is 34-years-old, has just become the first openly gay player in any of the four major professional sports. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that the 7-foot tall center, who will wear #98, comment...
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Funny story: The Ratings For Gary Busey's New Talk Show Beat Live With Kelly and Michael

The Ratings For Gary Busey's New Talk Show Beat Live With Kelly and Michael

HOLLYWOOD - The monthly TV ratings are in and TV ClickerWorld is reporting that the premier of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show had ratings that surpassed those of Live With Kelly and Michael. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said the first show brok...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady. Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and move...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Comments That Michele Bachmann Needs To Realize That No One Cares About What She Thinks

Newt Gingrich Comments That Michele Bachmann Needs To Realize That No One Cares About What She Thinks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Newt Gingrich had just finished having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in D.C. when he was approached by a reporter with the Republican publication GOPicky Magazine. Gingrich talked to Amos Soursuckle with GOPi...
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Funny story: A pound of flesh: celebs who've insured parts of themselves

A pound of flesh: celebs who've insured parts of themselves

Lloyd's of London has insured Holly Madison's boobs for $1 million; there's no word as to whether she'd be paid $500,000 if something happened to just one of them. Her breasts' starring role in Peepshow prompted her to take out the policy. "People sure weren't watching me because I'm a great actress," she admits, "and I realized that, without my best assets--make that my only assets--I could becom...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

LONDON, ENGLAND - Gordon Ramsay, who has been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, has plans to hold a celery cook-off in July in Arvada, Colorado, the Celery Capital of the World. According to Ramsay, "Any chef can hold their own in a chowder cook-off or a...
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Funny story: Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Wedding registry officials at the United Nations have handed down a decision concerning the flood of over-long newlywed names from abroad. Speaking for the registry committee, Sir Engvald Torkner said, "It was bad enough...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue

Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian is highly upset at the stupid remarks made by Joan Rivers about her baby North West. Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, among other things, said on an L.A. radio show that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby Nor...
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Funny story: 10 Things Women Can Do Better Than Men

10 Things Women Can Do Better Than Men

1. polish their toe nails while talking on the phone, eating a cheeseburger, and yelling at the kids 2. exercise at the gym without breaking a sweat 3. wear pointy, painful high heels all day 4. shop in all 500 stores at the Mall of America during one visit 5. pick out birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's, and Mother's Day gifts for themselves and everyone else 6. tr...
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Funny story: 1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt

1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - In an effort to establish dachshund racing in Germany, the Frankfurt City Fathers are excited to announce the First Annual International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be held here in June. Race Organizer, Engleb...
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