Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...
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Funny story: Queen sends back Dubya's portrait of favorite corgi after spotting penis in painting

Queen sends back Dubya's portrait of favorite corgi after spotting penis in painting

Texas - "George, honey, did you accidentally paint an erect penis in that portrait of the royal pooch - uh, whassisname, Cameron?" worried ex-First Lady Laura Bush asked her husband over breakfast this morning. "Because the Queen has just returned...
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Funny story: Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Florida psychic Betty Volopino has once again failed to win the Mega Million Powerball Superball Jumbo sized lottery jackpot, much to the surprise of her clients, family and friends. Saturday's winning numbers of 12, 32, 34, 45, 47, 49 - bared no...
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Funny story: Putin sends septic tanks into Kiev

Putin sends septic tanks into Kiev

Moscow, Russia - A platoon of ex-World War II Soviet armored mobile lavatories is winging its way into the Ukraine after the Kremlin received a mayday message from ousted President Viktor Yanukovych. In scenes reminiscent of August 1968 when USSR...
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Funny story: Top 10 Favorite Après Pot Snacks On Sale In Denver, Colorado

Top 10 Favorite Après Pot Snacks On Sale In Denver, Colorado

A secondary market in home made candy has gone stratospheric in Colorado's pot production capital. Here are the top 10 best selling snacks on sale this morning at a Girl Guides stall outside the Denver Municipal Marijuana Dispensary at 1999 Bong Street, all priced under a dollar a munch: 1. Double chocolate fudge brownie with roasted pistachio crust 2. Polish-style baked lemon cheesecak...
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Funny story: Blair advises ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych to commission Hutton Inquiry type of whitewash report

Blair advises ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych to commission Hutton Inquiry type of whitewash report

Kiev, Ukraine - It's the same dumb recipe for disaster that the ex-UK Prime Monster gave beleaguered former NewsCorpse hackette Rebekah Brooks, currently channeling poor little me syndrome at London's No 1 Central Criminal Court where she faces corru...
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Funny story: Local Man Having Problems In Bed

Local Man Having Problems In Bed

George Lincoln of Scorpion Falls, Arizona has been having a lot of trouble in bed the past six months. "I've been to doctor after doctor and specialist and health stores and shamans from six tribes of Native Americans and none of them have been ab...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen denies "sexism" charges

Dairy Queen denies "sexism" charges

EDINA, MN -- Feminists have charged that Dairy Queen is sexist. The very name of the soft-serve ice cream company, Sheila Battle-Axe, Professor of Women's Studies at the University of Feminist Studies, says, is "insulting to women." "Queen," she p...
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Funny story: Drones to Be Equipped with Gaydar in Arizona

Drones to Be Equipped with Gaydar in Arizona

SOMEWHERE FAR FROM THE RAINBOW--In light of the passage of what opponents are calling "Jesus Crow Laws," which allow businesses to discriminate against gays as an expression both of their religious liberty and their love of Jesus, state lawmakers in...
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Funny story: Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...
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Funny story: Ferguson Told By Neighbours "Stop The Mind Games"

Ferguson Told By Neighbours "Stop The Mind Games"

Manchester, England. Former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been cautioned for attempting to "play mind games" with his neighbours as they go about their daily business. Ferguson has startled residents on his street by staring angrily...
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Funny story: Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Gay marriage and gay rights are causing the wild weather including droughts in California and snow storms in the South, scientists at the Christian Creationists and Scholars Institute have discovered. "Our three year study of weather patterns and...
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Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...
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Funny story: China Accused of Raising Work Drones For Factories

China Accused of Raising Work Drones For Factories

Apparently China has been giving children plenty of sweets over the years to get them to work for very low wages and not to get bored. China denies the fact that thousands of those former children are now working long hours and have been for many...
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Funny story: Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Boris Karloff Johnson, the Mayor of London is to cover London and the Home Counties with 4 metres of snow on Monday with a M.O.D. atomic snow bomb. On looking through the accounts it was found that there was a 10 billion pounds surplus which must be...
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Funny story: A Retired School Teacher In Berlin Reveals That She Has 3 Vaginas

A Retired School Teacher In Berlin Reveals That She Has 3 Vaginas

BERLIN - Greta Giselle Vinheimer taught high school geography in the Berlin Independent School District for 37 years before she retired last month. Mrs. Vinheimer was given a fantastic retirement party which included the keys to a brand new 2014 M...
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Funny story: Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

DALLAS - In a story that sounds too amazing to be true, Texas billionaire oilman Langford T. Bucknell has just informed the news media that he has given one of his 973 oil wells to an illegal alien from Aguascalientes, Mexico. Mr. Bucknell said th...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
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Funny story: Environment Agency to divert Thames down the Chunnel

Environment Agency to divert Thames down the Chunnel

In a move of breathtaking brilliance, the Community Secretary Eric Pickles today put down his pie and announced the initiative to save the Thames Valley from further flood damage. 'The Environment Agency will henceforth direct their hoses down the...
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Funny story: A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Waterloo Zottbergen has been growing cabbage for the past 29 years and in that time he has made a very good living out of it. But he recently discovered a way to grow cabbage that tastes exactly like a filet mignon steak. Zo...
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Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...
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Funny story: Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

ASPEN, Colorado - Rihanna, the "We Found Love" singer flew into Aspen to celebrate her 26th birthday on February 22. She told close friends that she could not think of a better place to spend her birthday than in the Marijuana State of Colorado.
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Funny story: A Fisherman In Oslo, Norway Eats 313 Sardine Sandwiches

A Fisherman In Oslo, Norway Eats 313 Sardine Sandwiches

OSLO, Norway - Onni Ristopani, 36, has always had a tremendous fondness for sardine sandwiches and now, it has finally paid off. Ristopani has just won The 57th Annual Oslo Sardine Sandwich Eating Contest by devouring a total of 313 sardine sandwi...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...
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Funny story: A Woman Living In Stockholm Sweden Subscribes To 19 Different Newspapers

A Woman Living In Stockholm Sweden Subscribes To 19 Different Newspapers

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Ever since she was a little girl, Karla Vaxping has loved to read. She would read newspapers, magazines, and cereal boxes Ms. Vaxping, who is a very attractive divorcée recently made the news in Stockholm because of the fact th...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...
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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Gives Edward Snowden A Very Nice Raise

President Vladimir Putin Gives Edward Snowden A Very Nice Raise

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has stated that he is proud of the excellent job that American Edward Snowden has done for the Russian government. President Putin appointed Snowden to be his national direc...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin says that she is sick and tired of defending herself against Democrats and now adds that it is a sad day for the GOPP (sic) when one of its own GOPPers (sic) attacks another fellow GOPPer (sic). Sarah "Snowflake" Pali...
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Funny story: A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

HIPPOVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The Hippoville Department of Marriage Licenses has just informed the African news media that a black man and a white woman will become the first biracial couple to ever get married in the African country of Lower Zamgola.
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Funny story: U. S. Bureau of Land Management wants to convert horses into horsemeat

U. S. Bureau of Land Management wants to convert horses into horsemeat

Faced with a financial downturn and possible bankruptcy, the U. S. Bureau of Land Management, which manages not only land, but also wild horses, burros, rattlesnakes, jackrabbits, skunks, porcupines, armadillos, and a number of other "wildlife resour...
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Funny story: Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

ELKO, NEVADA - Today police authorities in Elko reported the mysterious appearance of a young man, probably in his early 20's, who was found semi-dazed, wandering in the desert outside of town last Wednesday. A truck driver, Elmer Comstock, of Sna...
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Funny story: "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

"Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

DENVER, COLORADO - The Best in the West Business Bureau (BIWBB) of Colorado has announced a new campaign to give start-up pot related businesses a boost. Called the "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign", the BIWBB hopes to draw customers to new businesse...
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Funny story: Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

A good deal of attention is currently being given to retired lieutenant general William Boykin, who is also the Family Research Council's Executive Vice President. Following Mr. Boykin's public remarks that he interprets Revelation 19 to mean that...
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Funny story: President Wants the Harlem Globetrotters and Armed Forces Exhibition Teams to Visit North Korea

President Wants the Harlem Globetrotters and Armed Forces Exhibition Teams to Visit North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has announced today that he is asking the entire Harlem Globetrotters team to visit North Korea as goodwill ambassadors, along with a special exhibition team composed of the best of the U.S. Armed Forces basketball...
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Funny story: Woman Says Google Tried To Kill Her

Woman Says Google Tried To Kill Her

A California woman who says she was injured by a motorist while following an online walking route has filed a lawsuit claiming she was supplied unsafe directions. The woman was struck by a car as she tried to walk across what she called an "unsaf...
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Funny story: Fine scarlet silk robes for Pope's 19 new Cardinals but were any of them wearing knickers?

Fine scarlet silk robes for Pope's 19 new Cardinals but were any of them wearing knickers?

Rome - At first glance the nineteen extravagantly kitted devil dodgers congregating in Rome today to receive the church's highest gong were sporting ten thousand dollarsworth of silken couture topped off by unmistakeable Cardinal red silk hats. Un...
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