Funny story: County Fair Greased Naked College Kid Contest

County Fair Greased Naked College Kid Contest

Instead of the usual greased pig contest at most of the county fairs, we draw a big crowd of locals to see us spot a young stranger around twenty years old, grab him and take him in a building, show him $500, take off his clothes, grease him good and...
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Funny story: "Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

"Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wr...
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Funny story: New York Hot Dog Salesman Attacks Man On The Street

New York Hot Dog Salesman Attacks Man On The Street

According to a police report, a hot dog street vendor attacked a man on the street without warning but the hot dog salesman has a different story. My date and I were walking hand-in-hand down the street when we saw the hot dog guy across the stree...
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Funny story: Spain's Douchesse of Vulva wants to be Scotland's next Queen

Spain's Douchesse of Vulva wants to be Scotland's next Queen

Madrid - An octogenarian Spanish gargoyle called the Douchesse of Vulva is stepping up her campaign to replace Queen Elizardbirth in the event of a Yes vote for Scottish independence. Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Tequila d'Alkoholidada Fitz-Jam...
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Funny story: Rock and Roll Museum to Open West Coast Version

Rock and Roll Museum to Open West Coast Version

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - Officials from the Rock and Roll Museum in Cleveland, Ohio, have announced they will open a West Coast version in San Francisco next year. The decision was made after a particularly hard winter in Cleveland, when touris...
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Funny story: Russell Brand shaves beard, gets mistaken for Kate Middleton

Russell Brand shaves beard, gets mistaken for Kate Middleton

Los Angeles, Ca - Strolling down Rodeo Drive this afternoon the former smack addict husband of Katy Perry nearly caused a riot after being besieged by paparazzi convinced he was royal Brit scrounger Kate Middleton. "Actually he's slightly prettier...
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Funny story: Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite

Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite

Sochi, Black Sea - Figure skaters competing in this year's Winter Games have complained that Russian sports authorities deliberately turned down the temperature on the Olympic skating rink knowing it would adversely affect athletes unable to wear the...
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Funny story: Fox Hunting Touted as Next New Summer Olympic Event

Fox Hunting Touted as Next New Summer Olympic Event

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - In a highly secret, behind the scenes, "blue blood grass effort", the sport of Fox Hunting is being touted as the next new Summer Olympic event. An unidentified source has revealed several highly influential supporters from...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy could plead insanity for abandoning vehicle in DUI case

Kerry Kennedy could plead insanity for abandoning vehicle in DUI case

New York - Documents lodged with the Westchester County District Attorney's Office show a 'temporarily insane' plea bargain is being considered by the human frights lawyer whose drug driving case begin this Monday. Kerry Kennedy is charged with v...
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Funny story: Top cheapskate drug lord Joaquin 'El Cheapo' Guzman arrested in Mexico

Top cheapskate drug lord Joaquin 'El Cheapo' Guzman arrested in Mexico

Mexico - The cut-price narcotics discounter was apprehended by Mexican marines at the coastal town of Mazatlan in Sinaloa State this morning while trying to negotiate a new bulk purchase deal on a consignment of his fabled Chupacabra Headf**k Bud.
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Funny story: New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - A new Hollywood business called "All Eyes Are On You", has quickly become a popular tourist destination since opening in October. Owner, Buzz Rocklin, bought a lot up in the Hollywood Hills next to the Iconic "Hollywood" s...
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Funny story: US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado

US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado

Colorado - Months of rumors that the Russian mobster has bought up every single US patent for 'reefer' cigarettes finally came to a head today with news that Roman Abramovich's formal US citizenship application had been received by the Department of...
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Funny story: Leprechauns Enveloped in Fog in Pacific Redwood Forest

Leprechauns Enveloped in Fog in Pacific Redwood Forest

WILLITS, CALIFORNIA - Park ranger, Gustav Gustafson, Redwood National and State Parks (RNSP) spokesman, was sporting a bandage around his head at a press conference early this morning. "Thankfully, the Redwoods are currently enveloped in a quiet f...
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Funny story: The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

"It all began one night about a couple years ago and we been fighting ever since", according to what a husband told police in Newark, New Jersey as they had to come to a residence for the third time in three nights. The officer who took care of a...
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Funny story: New "anatomically correct" Oscar statue wins "standing ovation"

New "anatomically correct" Oscar statue wins "standing ovation"

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Henrik received a standing ovulation--uh, ovation--when he unveiled the new look of the Academy Award-winning Academy Award trophy, Oscar, which he has "fully restored" to the sculpture's original state, adding the penis that the fi...
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Funny story: Mysterious Doodle Showing Up Across the Globe

Mysterious Doodle Showing Up Across the Globe

LONDON, ENGLAND - The National Graffiti Data Base reported today that a mysterious doodle has been showing up at locations throughout the world. The doodle is of a nerdy youngster with an overbite sporting a fine row of sharp teeth. "This doodle...
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Funny story: Illuminati World Hairdressing Council issues fatwa over Yulia Tymoshenko's hausfrau braids

Illuminati World Hairdressing Council issues fatwa over Yulia Tymoshenko's hausfrau braids

Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - The enlightened masters' red alert comes as jailed Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko was freed on compassionate grounds this morning from incarceration for crimes against hair-brained beauty products and the peroxid...
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Funny story: Arizona To Pass Anti-Gay Bill?

Arizona To Pass Anti-Gay Bill?

The state of Arizona's Legislature has passed a controversial bill that would allow business owners, as long as they assert their religious beliefs, to deny service to gay and lesbian customers. They say businesses have a right to sell how they wa...
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Funny story: New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned. "These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging ont...
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Funny story: Australian Liberal Party to sell Australia to United States

Australian Liberal Party to sell Australia to United States

In what appears to be a world first, the Australian prime minister Tony Abbott has decided to sell the country of Australia and its citizens to The United States of America. Many believe that this move is nothing more than a cheap polotical stunt to...
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Funny story: Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...
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Funny story: For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College has revealed that local students think all that kissing which same-sex Russian Olympians do is gay, especially for a city that has no gay people. Students in Carver Dining Hall wer...
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Funny story: Leprechauns not taken seriously says O' Driscoll

Leprechauns not taken seriously says O' Driscoll

A group of 1000 leprechauns will boycott the Six Nations Ireland/England rugby match on Saturday. The leprechauns who have to be painted green to remain visible, are said to be sick and tired of "fairy taleist" abuse from crowds at home and away spor...
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Funny story: Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy exercises restraint during Spanish "Kamikaze" Gibraltar incursions

Royal Navy manoeuvres involving aerial military "drops" were completed this week according to plan despite the farcical behaviour of a small number of rickety Spanish boats. Having to be shepherded away for their own safety, the humiliated Spanish "p...
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Funny story: John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Is Praised For Her New Anti-Justin Bieber Song

Taylor Swift Is Praised For Her New Anti-Justin Bieber Song

NASHVILLE - The phones at the Nashville recording studio where Taylor Swift recorded her latest single have been ringing non-stop. Taylor is receiving all kinds of praise for writing an anti-Justin Bieber song titled "Hey Little Boy, Get Your Brat...
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Funny story: Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed. Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopp...
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Funny story: President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has always said that she prides herself in having the biggest butt in all of Tinsel Town. Jennifer Lopez does not argue with her since she lives on the Right Coast (The Bronx) and Nicki Minaj does not argue with her due...
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Funny story: Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...
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Funny story: NASA Puts "Yellow Ladder" Into Orbit

NASA Puts "Yellow Ladder" Into Orbit

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MoMA, the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, has confirmed that Petrov Daviditch's Post Modern Masterpiece, Yellow Ladder Floating in Deep Space, has been successfully put into orbit as the Milky Way Galaxy's first known art...
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Funny story: Editors' Guide to American Economics

Editors' Guide to American Economics

To help the American citizen understand what has happened in these difficult economic times, we have assembled some useful definitions: Paper money: so utterly worthless we should be using shells and beads. U.S. Debt: the trillions of paper dollars already printed would be like the stars in the Andromeda Galaxy to the order of 10. Economist: person tasked with making up theories that...
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Funny story: "Orca Dinner" Wins Best New Group at Grammys

"Orca Dinner" Wins Best New Group at Grammys

LOS ANGELES, CA.- The band in their signature black and white costumes were "exhilarated" by the award." Whoa! We just like thought up the name after watching that cool documentary about the whales eating baby seals off the beach in South America. Ha...
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Funny story: Google Buys United States, Solves Unemployment Problem

Google Buys United States, Solves Unemployment Problem

PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA - Flush with cash, the technology giant has been looking around for places to park its enormous amount of money. Last week Google (Inc.) purchased the app-Whatsupp for an estimated 17 billion dollars. This week evidently the who...
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Funny story: Olympic Committee Says it is Reconsidering Rio as Site for 2016 Summer Olympics

Olympic Committee Says it is Reconsidering Rio as Site for 2016 Summer Olympics

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - The International Olympic Committee announced today it is reconsidering Rio De Janeiro as the site of the 2016 Summer Olympics. "Something very disturbing has come to our attention," says Jean Longet, spokesman for the Com...
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Funny story: World on Tenterhooks to See Who will Win Badminton Gold in 2016

World on Tenterhooks to See Who will Win Badminton Gold in 2016

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - All the world, except possibly for the United States, is in a tizzy of anticipation to see who is going to qualify to compete in badminton at the Summer Olympics in Rio in 2016. China, Japan, Indonesia, South Korea have se...
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Funny story: North Korea Overrun By Zombies!

North Korea Overrun By Zombies!

South Korea has just announced that they believe something strange is going on in North Korea as their leader Kim has not been seen in 2-3 days and that they have had to protect themselves on the border by North Koreans who drop when shot but get bac...
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Funny story: Horny Think Tank?

Horny Think Tank?

An all Male Think Tank demands a week off a month or every six weeks as they are feeling frustration and need to rest their brains for awhile. "We are making some great discoveries but we need a short week every now and then to give our brains a r...
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Funny story: New Reality Series: "Normal People Leading Normal Lives" in Fall T.V. Line-up

New Reality Series: "Normal People Leading Normal Lives" in Fall T.V. Line-up

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Frustrated by the dropping ratings for reality shows that feature bizarre, illegal, or extreme behavior, one American Network has decided to do a "180" and focus on Normal People Leading Normal Lives, which is also the name of...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kristen Kreuk

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kristen Kreuk

Kristen Kook, better known by her stage name, Kristen Kreuk, describes herself as a "mutt," because of her "mixed ancestry." Her father, Peter Kook, is Dutch, and her mother, Deanna Chia, creator of Chia Pets (terracotta figurines that spout chia instead of fur), is Chinese, Indonesian, Jamaican, and "what-not." Both parents are landscape architects, a profession that not only inspired Chia to...
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Funny story: Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - Getting the jump on the increasingly hot temperatures that are bound to happen this summer, Governor Brown announced today he has won a federal grant to pay for the installation of fifty 300 foot electric fans across his drou...
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