Funny story: "Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

"Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

LARAMIE, WYOMING- With the successful launch of the Cowboy Ph.D. programs at Colorado State in Ft. Collins and the University of Wyoming in Laramie, men and women of all stripes seeking a career are flocking to enroll. Especially popular among t...
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Funny story: Dodgy smack wrap suspected in Philip Seymour Hoffman RIP

Dodgy smack wrap suspected in Philip Seymour Hoffman RIP

New York - Cops searching the West Village home of Oscar winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman said today a suspicious wrap of toxic heroin may have killed him after similar poisonous substances were seized in New York in as part of an online Super Bo...
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Funny story: Police Develop New Non-Lethal Weapon That Makes Suspect Think He/She's Invisible

Police Develop New Non-Lethal Weapon That Makes Suspect Think He/She's Invisible

Scientists have provided the police in major cities with a new taser-like gun that makes the perp think he or she is invisible. "This is great", said one officer who has tried it out. "I sprayed this guy and let him leave to see where he was heade...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton should have married David Cameron and not Prince 'Ron Weasley' William says JK Rowling

Kate Middleton should have married David Cameron and not Prince 'Ron Weasley' William says JK Rowling

London - The daft old children's story thief said today she regretted her part in marrying off Kate Middleton to royal ugly bug Prince William after noticing the constant bulge in Big Dave Cameron's pants. "Dave's still got the hots for Kate, the...
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Funny story: UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

UKIP suggest quota on number Glaswegian football managers in England

The UKIP has suggested limiting the number of managers from Scotland's First City that are allowed at English football clubs. A spokesman said 'I'm no racist, I had a poster of Bill Shankly on my wall when I was growing up, but enough is enough.
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Funny story: 3D printer able to make printer which doesn't paper jam 'by 2016'

3D printer able to make printer which doesn't paper jam 'by 2016'

Shocked industry insiders came away from a recent trade exhibition in South Korea with plenty to think about. The presentation showing the uses for 3D printers had the most interest from the delegates. However, no-one expected to hear what was ann...
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Funny story: President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

Today, the President took unprecedented action. Citing gridlock, do-nothingness, and an utter disdain for the Representatives of the people of the United States, the President signed Executive Order #100068. This order reads, "Effective immediately,...
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Funny story: Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Colorado State University spokeswoman, Heather St. John, announced today that in light of changing employment needs in the U.S., CSU would be offering B.S. and. Master's Degrees in Cowboy Science. "Our enrollment has dro...
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Funny story: Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face

Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face

Washington, DC In breaking news, it was announced that Dick Cheney has just shot Justin Bieber in the face with a shotgun. Bieber was rushed to the hospital and will be ok but his baby face will never be the same. Cheney, who claims executive pri...
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Funny story: "Colorado Has Idiots" New Reality Show Hilarious!

"Colorado Has Idiots" New Reality Show Hilarious!

NBC has bought the rights to "Colorado Has Idiots!" which will begin in a couple of months" according to spokesman, David Gheer. Gheer told reporters that they have several 'Idiot' videos already "that almost caused me to wet my pants" and that th...
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Funny story: Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

New York - Last week 68 year old actress Mia Farrow joined a motley ragbag of Ecuador eco-corruption deniers such as Bianca Jagger, Kerry Kennedy and Trudie Styler as the latest cheerleader for Amazonbotch plaintiffs' bent lawyer Steven Donziger.
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Funny story: Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

MIAMI, Florida - Burger King Spokesman Gavin Zhivago related that the BK home office is positively thrilled with the sales of their latest menu addition. Zhivago said that the new NBA-themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburger is selling like gangb...
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Funny story: Montana Bans Crosshairs On High Powered Telescopic Rifles

Montana Bans Crosshairs On High Powered Telescopic Rifles

HELENA, Montana - The state of Montana has just become the first state in the union to go up against the powerful National Rifle Association and issue a rifle related ban. Willie McSpinach, a spokesperson for the state, told the news media that Mo...
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Funny story: A Beer Brewery In Germany Was Actually A Distribution Center For Marijuana

A Beer Brewery In Germany Was Actually A Distribution Center For Marijuana

BERLIN - Police in Berlin have broken up the notorious Arizona Underground Marijuana Smuggling Operation. The highly intricate pot distribution program was the brainchild of the Tucson-based Salami Brothers, Jorge, Hernando, and Timmy. Berlin p...
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Funny story: One of America's Shortest Cougars, Katie Couric Has Announced She's Getting Married

One of America's Shortest Cougars, Katie Couric Has Announced She's Getting Married

NEW YORK CITY - The journalist that Sarah Palin called Little Miss Ambusher has told the news media that she will be walking down the aisle before summertime. Katie Couric, who is 57, is thrilled that she has finally convinced her latest boy toy,...
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Funny story: Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name. Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...
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Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...
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Funny story: A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana. Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he can...
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Funny story: The Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

The Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbrother Toy Company has just announced that all of the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls that have been sent to retail stores in the USA are being recalled. A spokesperson for the toy manufacturing company stated that the dolls are b...
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Funny story: A Bakery In San Francisco Charges Extra For Straight Marriage Wedding Cakes

A Bakery In San Francisco Charges Extra For Straight Marriage Wedding Cakes

SAN FRANCISCO - National Focus Magazine has just made it known that there is a bakery in San Francisco that is causing quite a stir. It appears that Skippy & Bippy's Sweet Bakery Shop has started charging straight customers more for their wedd...
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Funny story: Harry Connick, Jr. - Yes, I Love Sandra Bullock, But I'm Married

Harry Connick, Jr. - Yes, I Love Sandra Bullock, But I'm Married

LOS ANGELES - Singing sensation Harry Connick, Jr., has said that there is one actress that he really and truly admires and that woman is Sandra Bullock. Harry recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Sandy has everything that a...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

TORONTO - The mother of Justin Bieber says that thanks to her heartless, irresponsible, and ditsy son she has aged 10 years in the past 10 months. Pattie Mallette told a reporter for a local newspaper that she has no idea what in the world happene...
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Funny story: U.S. Running Out of Ph.D. Positions

U.S. Running Out of Ph.D. Positions

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - The Boston Consortium announced today that the U.S. is running out of Ph.D. positions. With a student count of 122,000, the Boston Consortium Schools report they cannot possibly guarantee their Ph.D. candidates jobs when they...
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Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...
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Funny story: Hosepipe ban in Somerset town of Muchelney to remain. Residents fined £1000 per week.

Hosepipe ban in Somerset town of Muchelney to remain. Residents fined £1000 per week.

Councillors in the largely aquatic town of Muchelney in Somerset have announced that the restrictions on the use of water, including the controversial "hosepipe ban" are to remain in force for the rest of 2014. "We can't get to the offices to lift t...
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