There were 255 spoof news stories published in August 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)has managed to "1 Star" over 500 books she hasn't read before embarking on a marathon session of self abuse. Beth Varicose, 57 - holder of the World Record for having more d...
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Funny story: Goodreads Troll Spends Three Months Writing Review

Goodreads Troll Spends Three Months Writing Review

A prolific book reviewer on popular website (and troll cave) 'Goodreads' has finally completed writing her 40,000 word, 1 star review for New York Times bestselling novel "The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club" - calling her review a "masterpiece" b...
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Funny story: Ebola Virus Tweets: "Keep Donald Trump Out of Here"

Ebola Virus Tweets: "Keep Donald Trump Out of Here"

MONROVIA, LIBERIA--An Ebola virus today tweeted: "Heard Donald Trump will visit Africa in a few days. Please don't let this form of vermin in. Keep Donald Trump out of here!" The Ebola virus was apparently responding to rumors that Donald Trump...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Arrested In Albuquerque for Cross Dressing, Purse Snatching, Shoplifting and Impersonating a Police Officer

Bill O'Reilly Arrested In Albuquerque for Cross Dressing, Purse Snatching, Shoplifting and Impersonating a Police Officer

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - FOX News talking head Bill O'Reilly was arrested last light in downtown Albuquerque for a number of charges, including Impersonating a Police Officer. "We discovered Mr. O'Reilly in a downtown alley with a sharp long wire. He...
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Funny story: Humanitarian Mission or Guerrilla Fighters - Convoy of Cliff Richard Fans Waiting At Portugal Border

Humanitarian Mission or Guerrilla Fighters - Convoy of Cliff Richard Fans Waiting At Portugal Border

Overnight another thousand routemasters arrived in this dusty border town on the Spanish side of the border with Portugal, joining the already 20,000 iconic London buses already gathered over the last few days. Cliff Richard fans behind this contenti...
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Funny story: Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Munich - Not since bent NYC lawyer Steven Donziger perpetrated the mass bribery of Ecuador's justice department, judges, court officials, etc, in the notorious $19bn Chevron scam has another sovereign state's judicial system been exposed as blatantly...
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Funny story: Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...
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Funny story: First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely...
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Funny story: Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Hollywood celebrities have brought the streets of downtown to a standstill asking for the Palestinians to stop being so self obsessed, stop playing the victim card and let some other less contentious world issue dominant the Tv screens and news agend...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Gossip pages around the world quickly picked up on the news that Justin Bieber had provoked orlando bloom once again, leading Peter Jacskon asking Bieber to leave his buddy alone. Not satisfied that he had made him cry in Ibiza in front of his friend...
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Funny story: Fifty Year Old White Guy With Dreadlocks "Probably A Cunt" Thinks Florida Man

Fifty Year Old White Guy With Dreadlocks "Probably A Cunt" Thinks Florida Man

47 year old Fort Lauderdale man, Duncan Whitehead, has made the split second assumption that the fifty year old man (or thereabouts) who he saw walking along South Beach Miami yesterday afternoon is probably a total and utter cunt. Whitehead's ass...
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Funny story: Troll Shocked To Discover Fellow Trolls Are "Ethnics"

Troll Shocked To Discover Fellow Trolls Are "Ethnics"

A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)is reeling in shock after discovering that some of the members of her online review group are not "white" and that several are teenage girls while one is a registered sex offen...
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Funny story: Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

Washington D.C.-Earlier this morning, an internal investigation conducted by the NSA revealed that almost all Senators and Congressmen are disguised lizard-people, causing Americans everywhere to smack themselves in the head, exclaim "Oh, duh!" and b...
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Funny story: Troll Losing Sleep Worrying About Book Lists

Troll Losing Sleep Worrying About Book Lists

A prolific book reviewer on a popular book reviewing website (and troll cave) has began taking ambien and Xanax to help her sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying about how certain books appeared on her "lists" on the troll in...
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Funny story: Gene Simmonds to Buy Gaza Strip

Gene Simmonds to Buy Gaza Strip

Stinking rich hyper-mega-rock-star Gene Simmonds, who made his trillions leading the heavy-metal band CHISZ, announced his plan to bring peace to the Middle East today. "I've just inked a deal to buy the Gaza strip, and am negotiating an offer on...
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Funny story: Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

The cellphones made their feelings known yesterday at a noon demonstration in NYC's Times Square. A mix of tourists and native New Yorkers observed the proceedings. The former were startled, but the latter merely looked resigned. The natives have s...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich gets the ice bucket challenge from Fifth Avenue co-op board

Roman Abramovich gets the ice bucket challenge from Fifth Avenue co-op board

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich has been waterboarded in Manhattan in the latest ice bucket challenge twist. This afternoon a five-strong, $250m Manhattan co-op board poured icy cold water on the Russian's condo plans before drenching...
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Funny story: Book Review - How To Speak French: Learn French Phrases by Henri Lereau

Book Review - How To Speak French: Learn French Phrases by Henri Lereau

I have to say I am a little disappointed by this book. I spent 6 months studying the French language, going through this book meticulously, I read it chapter by chapter - probably 10 times. After 6 months my french was perfect - in fact I consider myself fluent in the language. It wasn't easy mind you; no - it was hard - but I thought it well worth the effort. Imagine then, to my horror, wh...
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Funny story: North West Kardashian is to be Married Off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli This Sunday on Saint Kitts Island

North West Kardashian is to be Married Off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli This Sunday on Saint Kitts Island

BASSETERRE on SAINT KITTS ISLAND - North West Kardashian/West is to be married off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli this coming Sunday in a $5 million wedding extravaganza extraordinaire' on the Caribbean Island of Saint Kitts, in the quaint city of Bass...
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Funny story: NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

The slogan? Buy beautiful blinders! The horses became entrepreneurs when Mayor Bill de Blasio indicated his dislike for the horse-and-carriage trade. Faced with losing their jobs, the NYC horses galloped onto another endeavor. After years of be...
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Funny story: Ex White House Insider: George W. Bush Proposed Switching From Gold to 'Wood Standard' Among Other 'Startling' Initiatives

Ex White House Insider: George W. Bush Proposed Switching From Gold to 'Wood Standard' Among Other 'Startling' Initiatives

Louisville, KY - A former White House aide for George W. Bush said that the president offered a number of proposals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina that were "rather startling". A high-level discussion within the administration began shortly...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

"Shop till you drop" doesn't apply only to humans. Twitter birdies, bored with their usual endeavors, have taken to shopping. Boy, have they taken to shopping! During the last few weeks, the best stores on Fifth Avenue in NYC have been packe...
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Funny story: LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...
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Funny story: Ferguson Mayor Discusses Pending Swimsuit

Ferguson Mayor Discusses Pending Swimsuit

Ferguson mayor James Knowles has finally begun discussing with journalists several pending swimsuits he intends to purchase, putting an end to media speculation about his intentions. "There's 22,000 residents in our community," Knowles told report...
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Funny story: Fears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers

Fears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers

London, UK - A build-up of toxic safe house gases under the Ecuadorian embassy building in Knightsbridge has hit the fugitive from justice hard. WikiLeaks renegade Julian Assange fears his life is in danger from a potential explosion outside his...
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Funny story: Scottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate

Scottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate

The first televised debate between Scottish nationalist Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling happened this week. The two debated whether Scotland should leave the United Kingdom, however many Scottish viewers had expressed their disappointment that Sal...
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Funny story: Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...
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Funny story: Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
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Funny story: Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...
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Funny story: Trump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola

Trump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola

MANHATTAN -- Donald Trump is insisting the American returned to U.S. soil with the Ebola virus has contracted a mutated zombie strain of the disease that can reanimate the dead, which could lead to Democrats trying to register them to vote, according...
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Funny story: Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...
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Funny story: First Ever Bookmaker Discovered

First Ever Bookmaker Discovered

ROME ITALY Archaeologists in Rome have unearthed the remains of what appears to have been the world's first known bookmaker. They have concluded from examining his sarcophagus remains that the man apparently had leapt to his death very possibly from...
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Funny story: Cops seize woman's 'suspicious' breasts, implants test positive for saccharin not cocaine

Cops seize woman's 'suspicious' breasts, implants test positive for saccharin not cocaine

Madrid, Spain - Spanish police have made a right tit of themselves after seizing a Caracas woman's breasts in a Madrid Airport arrivals lounge narcoswoop. CCTV footage of the 36DD-25-35 25 year-old had zoomed in on her ample bosom indicating the n...
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Funny story: Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Bronx, N.Y. - Ice bucket challenges have gone viral in the social media circuit. These challenges involve a nomination of friends who will either take the challenge or donate to a charity to fund research to reduce morbidity and mortality caused by A...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

MALLEABLE MALIBU -- Olympic has-been, athlete Bruce Jenner has become obsessed with wearing women's undergarments, which have led to rumors, allegedly spread by his wife Kris (note the masculine name of his bitter half), that the former track-and-fie...
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Funny story: Senate Passes Deportation Bill to Fast-Track Ted Cruz's Return to Canada

Senate Passes Deportation Bill to Fast-Track Ted Cruz's Return to Canada

WASHINGTON-The Senate, before leaving on its month-long vacation on Thursday, passed a bill in the early morning hours to fast-track the deportation of Ted Cruz back to his native country of Canada. The vote on the Bill, which was, as usual, expe...
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Funny story: Sasha Obama legs it to join Islamic State militants amid Martha's Vineyard vacation no-show

Sasha Obama legs it to join Islamic State militants amid Martha's Vineyard vacation no-show

Massachusetts - Thirteen year-old Sasha Obama remains a stalwart no-show at her family's Martha's Vineyard compound according to tonight's JihadiDaddi TV six o'clock news. The President's younger daughter is believed to have stuffed a few thousan...
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Funny story: First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

Michelle Obama is to collect $2 per week from the housewives at the Martha's Vineyard trailer park where she spends her vacations with her husband Barack. The savings are to be paid out at Christmas. "I always do this to help pay for the close kn...
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Funny story: Nut-Free Mile High Airways in anaphylactic shock at flight attendant's brazilian

Nut-Free Mile High Airways in anaphylactic shock at flight attendant's brazilian

New York - An airline catering to the lucrative Asian eunuch market is being sued by one of its hand-picked staff. Nut-Free Mile High Airways accidentally posted nude pics of 2014 Flight Attendant of the Year winner Willy Hazel on its holiday boo...
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Funny story: New DNA Evidence Reveals That the Virgin Mary Was Not a Virgin

New DNA Evidence Reveals That the Virgin Mary Was Not a Virgin

ROME--Biblical scholars have long been puzzled by a passage by a man named Baruch, in the apocryphal text of the same name, which reads, "Yeah. I hit on that. She was a nice piece of ass, though a bit of a holy roller for my taste." Although schol...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy legless - again! - at brother Bobby Jr's third time nuptials

Kerry Kennedy legless - again! - at brother Bobby Jr's third time nuptials

Hyannis, Mass. (Ass Mess) - Daft human frights lawyer Kerry Kennedy was under the table at six o'clock again tonight straddling a pink velour stuffed koala and a bottle of Wild Turkey. Same as at brother Bobby Junior's previous two nuptials both...
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Funny story: Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

The male community of a small town in Nevada are extremely concerned about a recent lawsuit that has reached the local news. 31 year old Robert Peacock, of Rumsfield, is taking his ex-girlfriend to small claims court with accusations of unpaid sexual...
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Funny story: Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Miami - Ribert Van Wonkle, AKA Vanilla Ice-cream, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990's. Ice-cream, who seems to be...
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Funny story: Entire Population of Detroit Gets Inflicted with Mad Cow Disease

Entire Population of Detroit Gets Inflicted with Mad Cow Disease

DETROIT, Mich. - The entire population of Michigan's largest city, Detroit, has somehow come down with Mad Cow Disease. All 701,475 residents of this hard-luck place were struck with this horrible affliction Friday night, between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m...
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Funny story: Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

An Aeroflot Airbus A330 was accidentally shot down on its approach to New Orleans by an as yet unidentified member of a duck hunting party led by Phil Robinson of "Duck Republic" fame. Said Robinson, also famous for inventing the "Duck Dictator" d...
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Funny story: SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
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Funny story: Alex Salmond Promises Scottish Only Music Charts On Independence Free of English Queerness

Alex Salmond Promises Scottish Only Music Charts On Independence Free of English Queerness

After a tough week in which critics and supporters both agreed that he hadn't fared well in the first live television debate, Alex Salmond has decided to go for the youth vote, promising that never again will Scotland have to listen to the Top 40 wh...
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Funny story: Alien USO spotted as $100m Kurdish oil tanker goes AWOL near Galveston

Alien USO spotted as $100m Kurdish oil tanker goes AWOL near Galveston

Gulf of Mexico - An unidentified submersible object trailing an alien signature was spotted late last night in murky waters off Galveston close to where missing Kurdish oil tanker United Kalavrvta was last recorded. The 275 metre long Marshall Is...
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Funny story: Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Tired of all this "Pencil pushing bullshit," Staples accountant William Black, snapped and sent hundreds of e-mails filled with anthrax to his friends, family and co-workers. His vile act sparked mild irritation among the hearts of his annoyances.
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Funny story: Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. -- Information on the death of actor/comedian Robin Williams continues to surface and make news days after his apparent suicide shocked the world. The slow stream of information has, however, gone from the sublime to the ridiculou...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic accused of using fudged data in fart survey!

Mayo Clinic accused of using fudged data in fart survey!

A press conference was held this morning in Rochester, Minnesota by a large group of the participants in the recent Mayo Clinic survey: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts). The group is contending that the survey was not only flawed by the...
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Funny story: Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Ferguson, MO - Last week a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, shot and killed Michael Brown, who was an 18 years old black male. The shooting has ignited demonstrations and riots in the city of Ferguson, as well as other locations across the U.S.
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Funny story: Jackson's Neverland estate a $100m fracking teardown

Jackson's Neverland estate a $100m fracking teardown

Los Olivos, California - Executors marketing Michael Jackson's estate have received a $100m bid for Neverland from reclusive Colorado Springs entrepreneur 'Mr F Racking'. Described by Forbes That's Rich! list as a self-made mover 'n' shaker Racki...
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Funny story: Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...
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Funny story: Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

In a medical and technological first, doctors at Bueller University Hospital have implanted a GPS signaling device in the head of the penis of a severely obese man. The surgery was performed earlier this week. The man's name is being withheld in ord...
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Funny story: Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...
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Funny story: Clinton Once Planned Oral Sex Rendezvous With Bin Laden's Wives

Clinton Once Planned Oral Sex Rendezvous With Bin Laden's Wives

WASHINGTON -- Former President Bill Clinton once told an audience in Australia that he could have received oral sex from at least two dozen of Osama bin Laden's teen-age wives, and had in fact packed ennough cigars and sanitary smocks for the rendezv...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

BUMMED OUT, Texas - The Motor City Moron, who's been popping off for a long time now with impunity, finally has some consequences for being such a loud-mouthed, arrogant, dangerous pig-of-an asshole - and he's been hit just where it hurts the most -...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers and the Nodule of Hate

Joan Rivers and the Nodule of Hate

Joan Rivers is reportedly critical after she stopped breathing during vocal chord surgery. An unnamed source revealed that the surgery was intended to 'remove a build up of vitriol'. He went on to say that 'various isms had calcified', effectivel...
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Funny story: Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations

Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations

Gibraltar's love of ad-hoc Baroque Spanish Guitar Serenade Bands has led to the commissioning of a special all night performance by the winners of a serenading and drag Flamenco contest which is to be held in the Parliament building each evening for...
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Funny story: Most U.S. Visitors Prefer Gibraltar To Spain - Cruise Ship Survey Result Shows

Most U.S. Visitors Prefer Gibraltar To Spain - Cruise Ship Survey Result Shows

A survey of U.S. vacation cruise visitors to the picturesque State of Gibraltar shows that 95% of travelers would holiday in Gibraltar rather than in the once popular Spain or even the "millionaire's playground" of Monaco. This surprising result...
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Funny story: Texas Governor Rick Perry is Ronald Reagan's son by Princess Margaret

Texas Governor Rick Perry is Ronald Reagan's son by Princess Margaret

Austin, Texas - Royal probate documents sealed under the Brits' Official Secrets Act are being subpoenaed in a Texas lawsuit alleging abuse of power by Governor Perry. Supporters of Travis County District Attorney and convicted DUI dissembler Rose...
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Funny story: Kenyan body parts fetishist who asked for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage gored to death by elephant

Kenyan body parts fetishist who asked for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage gored to death by elephant

Nairobi - She was to have been his trophy wife in exchange for 40 Friesian bullocks and a pregnant chihuahua. Unfortunately prospective father-in-law Bill Clinton wasn't having it on account of tough Washington DC quarantine laws. This morning...
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Funny story: Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism

Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism

After E.U. criticism of Spanish inaction over disproportionate border delays, a proposal by Spain to fast track Spanish Nationals to and from Gibraltar using special lanes has been met with incredulity. While Spain is entitled to stream its lanes...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Solves Riot and Crime Problems in St. Louis

Church of Scamatology Solves Riot and Crime Problems in St. Louis

ST. LOUIS, MO. Church of Scamatology leaders knew they had to act fast when the news of St. Louis riots, due to the shooting death of Michael Brown by law enforcement officials, hit the airwaves. Mustering their Volunteer Minister forces, they swo...
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Funny story: President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...
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Funny story: Vacuum Salesman Can't Believe Your Family Isn't Already Fucking Dead

Vacuum Salesman Can't Believe Your Family Isn't Already Fucking Dead

Your Home, USA-Mark Rosen has just entered your home to show you the great suction and cleaning power of his new Shark Rocket cleaning system, and to be honest, he can't believe how you and your family have survived without it. "Its suction power...
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Funny story: Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...
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Funny story: New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

The Simmons County Adult Career Education Outreach (ACEO) has announced that two new courses will be permanently added to their current curriculum, beginning in October. "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" will both be off...
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Funny story: Nine Year Old Bags Her First Human with an Uzi

Nine Year Old Bags Her First Human with an Uzi

LAS VEGAS-Her parents proudly filming her with their cell phone, nine year old Violet Burton bagged her first human on Tuesday with an Uzi submachine gun. The Burtons had gone to Las Vegas to vacation, and their itinerary included hunting humans i...
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Funny story: Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

New York - Cynics insist it's just a toxic cocktail of surplus aircon coolant and radiator overflow from bleeding her Manhattan condo central heating system. This morning one million litres of Madonna's holy Kabbalah Water was enroute to Ebola-t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is Selling His Comic Collection on Craigslist

Kim Jong-Un is Selling His Comic Collection on Craigslist

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, in an effort to raise some fast cash to finance building some bigger and faster rockets, announced that he will be selling his comic book collection on Craigslist and will be giving an extra good deal to anyone who...
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Funny story: Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN It was announced today the Church of Scamatology has been selected by the International Cult Committee to be the recipient of the coveted Cult of the Year award. In doing so, they beat out the Moonies, Children of God, and over 100...
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Funny story: Gibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles

Gibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles

Representatives at a recent U.N. meeting in Gibraltar included United States Special Envoy Chandler Schwimmer. At the meeting on Friday, the United States representative proposed that Gibraltar's territorial waters should be re-instated to the seven...
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Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...
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Funny story: Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Giant Mexican crack named after Salma Hayek

Mexico - A 3,000ft long, 26ft deep and 16ft wide trench that sprang up overnight between Hermosillo and the Coast has been dubbed Salma Hayek's Crack in honor of the famous Mexican actress. Locals say the fissure opened up after the earth moved l...
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Funny story: Scottish Independence Live Debate - Jeremy Kylie Opens DNA Test Results

Scottish Independence Live Debate - Jeremy Kylie Opens DNA Test Results

Scotland's Independence campaign took a new twist last night on a live head to head between Alexei Salmon and Jeremy Kylie. During the show Kylie opened an envelope with the results of a voluntary D.N.A test to establish whether Salmon was a love...
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Funny story: Ladies Formula One Grand Prix To Be Held in Gibraltar

Ladies Formula One Grand Prix To Be Held in Gibraltar

Bernice Eccles, the diminutive Ladies Formula One boss is adamant that the race will go ahead in Gibraltar on December 1st. Bernice, fresh from victory in a French court case has fought for seven years to hold the race around the cordoned off "Round...
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Funny story: Dan Uggla Released From Giants; Refuses To Wear Adult Sized Jersey

Dan Uggla Released From Giants; Refuses To Wear Adult Sized Jersey

SAN FRANSISCO, Ca: Reports are flooding from inside the San Francisco Giants' Clubhouse regarding the release of their dumpy mid-season pickup, Dan Uggla. Uggla can't seem to find a home after his recent flop in Atlanta, as they released him just a f...
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Funny story: David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

One year on and we take a look back at David Moyes time as manager of Manchester United July 1st - Fails to recognise Wayne Rooney on first day at job. Despite managing him at Everton. Rooney never properly forgives him. July 18th - Moyes sugge...
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Funny story: Shoals of killer anchovies replace SeaWorld's famous orcas

Shoals of killer anchovies replace SeaWorld's famous orcas

Orlando, Florida - It's goodbye to SeaWorld Orlando's giant predators and hello to the oceanariums's new show stoppers a pod of killer anchovies. Up to ten million of the little nippers are taking over from orcas Katina, Tilikum, Kayla, Trua, Nala...
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Funny story: The Holy Trinity to Go Their Separate Ways

The Holy Trinity to Go Their Separate Ways

HEAVEN--After existing for nearly two millennia as consubstantial roommates, the Holy Trinity--God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit--are splitting up. Theologians thought they had settled the debate of the Holy Trinity more than a...
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Funny story: Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

New York - The creation of a whole new species of alien clones is being sponsored by the Online Sperm Bank. Wannabe surrogates are being recruited to help gestate thousands of new beings who will be known as the new egg and spoon race. All part...
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Funny story: Barack Obama spreading Ebola at Martha's Vineyard golf club

Barack Obama spreading Ebola at Martha's Vineyard golf club

Martha's Vineyard, Mass - Was it something he picked up at the White House official dinner for African heads of state last week? A sliver of some raw flesh delicacy from Ebola-torn Liberia perhaps? "We caught him chewing on infected bush meat,"...
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Funny story: Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...
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Funny story: Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...
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Funny story: Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

New York, N.Y. - Drew Dow of Roosevelt Island is an ordinary man with an extraordinary ability: his stomach uses excess yeast in his digestive tract to ferment carbs and sugar-dense foods into alcohol. This rare health condition is called auto-brewer...
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Funny story: Tony Stewart Runs Down Confrontational Great-Grandmother In Piggly Wiggly Parking Lot

Tony Stewart Runs Down Confrontational Great-Grandmother In Piggly Wiggly Parking Lot

(Editor's Note: We apologize for this story in advance. Subscription cancellations should be directed to our circulation department, although they have quit in protest, so be patient until we replace them) BEAUFORT, N.C. -- NASCAR driver Tony Stew...
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Funny story: Islamic State militants call Kenya's White Widow bomber a slut

Islamic State militants call Kenya's White Widow bomber a slut

Baghdad, Iraq - A vicious slanging match has broken out at the notorious jihadi chat room Halal Spud-u-Like about British homegrown terrorist Samantha Lewthwaite, a.k.a. the White Widow. Under the caption of A Hard Act To Swallow IS renegades po...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's waters likely to burst on Labor Day

Chelsea Clinton's waters likely to burst on Labor Day

New York - Amniotic Sac News reports that little babe Mezvinsky will be making its planetary debut next Monday care of a nifty c-section at New York's Seedy Sinai Mammorial. The hospital's entire presidential wing has been booked from this weekend...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
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Funny story: Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...
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Funny story: Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

JERUSALEM- Archaeologists have discovered a lost book from the Christian New Testament, allegedly confirming the principles of evolution. The work was found in a cave near the city of Jerusalem. Entitled the 'Book of GEROM', (Genetic Evoluti...
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Funny story: New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

This week, The Wall Street Journal [WSJ] reported that to earn a bigger paycheck, "you will need to do more than just a top rate job." According to the WSJ, "an effective strategy for obtaining a raise also requires a top rate performance from your s...
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Funny story: iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

Sporting Pink pickup trucks, flags, machine guns, and bazookas, iSISS, not to be confused with ISIS, is taking over large chunks of ISIS territory, according to U.S. intelligence sources. "Move over Baby!" shouted a brigade of pink camel flage cl...
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Funny story: U.S. Special Forces Employ Disney Girls Gone Bad Against ISIS

U.S. Special Forces Employ Disney Girls Gone Bad Against ISIS

The world's biggest fears have finally been realized. Former female teen Disney stars have started joining the Marines in droves, so many that a special force has been formed with the likes of Selena Gomez leading secret strike force in the dead of n...
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Funny story: Dan Uggla Ejected From Atlanta Hooters

Dan Uggla Ejected From Atlanta Hooters

ATLANTA, Ga: Atlanta Metro are still trying to piece together an unlikely chain of events that occurred late Thursday Evening inside of a Hooters downtown. Dan Uggla, who was recently released by the Atlanta Braves, apparently had a little too much...
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Funny story: Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Martha's Vineyard - White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today responded to critics who suggested that President Obama should not have played golf immediately after giving an emotional speech condemning the ISIS beheading of J...
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Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...
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