Funny story: CEOs Form Labor Union,"Justice For Capitalists"

CEOs Form Labor Union,"Justice For Capitalists"

CEOs and CFOs of major U.S. financial institutions have formed a labor union called "Justice For Capitalists." The new group is a pushback response to a movement among shareholders across the U.S. to take back executive salaries and bonuses whe...
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Funny story: NASA Lunar Rover sends pics of Sea of Tranquility fracking rig

NASA Lunar Rover sends pics of Sea of Tranquility fracking rig

Nevada Desert - Lunar archaeologists at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ are studying images of what looks like a perfectly preserved antediluvian fracking rig parked on the crude-rich Mare Tranquillitatis basin. Dozens of pictures relayed by satellite...
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Funny story: McCutcheon decision generates Candidates 'R Us program with special discounts for purchasing blocks of representatives

McCutcheon decision generates Candidates 'R Us program with special discounts for purchasing blocks of representatives

New Candidates 'R Us store fronts are springing up in Washington with window posters featuring smiling congressional candidates. At times these window displays also feature goodlooking females in special uniforms designed with stars and stripes. T...
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Funny story: Top Ten New Radio Formats

Top Ten New Radio Formats

If you are sick and tired of "Brandy, You're A Fine Girl or "You're 16, You're Beautiful and You're Mine", you might want to try these new Radio Formats coming in the next month or so: 1. Bagpipes For Making Out 2. Amish Silence With Frog Calls and Crickets 3. The All-Night Static Station for those Who are Nostalgic 4. From Yoda To Yoko 5. Twilight Time for Transvestites 6.
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Funny story: President Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks

President Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that things are getting a little hot in Southeast Asia. The White House Press Corps was told that North Korea has vowed to attack Vietnam if one of its missiles is shot down by a Vietnamese mis...
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Funny story: California To Hire 2,000 Earthquake Damage Inspectors

California To Hire 2,000 Earthquake Damage Inspectors

SACRAMENTO - Word filtering out of Governor Jerry Brown's office is that thousands of California citizens are greatly concerned with the hundreds of earthquakes that have been plaguing the Golden State lately. The governor has been advised by seni...
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Funny story: Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

The Second Amendment (Amendment II) to the United States Constitution which protects the right of individuals to keep and bear arms will be written out of the constitution at midnight. After reading the original minutes of the meeting, written dur...
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Funny story: Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman. She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat. Ms.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits She Would Love To Marry Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Admits She Would Love To Marry Samantha Ronson

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she is starting to get the feeling that she may never marry. The 27-year-old actress who finally got her act together after a three month stay at a rehab clinic last summer recently spoke to Taffeta Kixx with Th...
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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Is Thinking About Disowning Him

Justin Bieber's Mom Is Thinking About Disowning Him

LOS ANGELES - Pattie Mallette says that after just one week at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic she is feeling a bit better. Mallette checked herself into the clinic due to the continuing immature behavior of her son pop idol Justin Bieber.
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the r...
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Funny story: Ex French President on hard times

Ex French President on hard times

Nantes, France. Former French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, has suffered some setbacks since he lost the Presidential election two years ago. Friends of the ex leader say that he has been forced to sell his chateau in the south of France and also reli...
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Funny story: Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

DENVER - The governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper is thrilled at the fact that his state has just seen a tremendous increase in the bison population. Hundreds of Yellowstone National Park buffaloes have been stampeding south (into Colorado) due...
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Funny story: Vatican Visit - Queen Arrested for Money Laundering

Vatican Visit - Queen Arrested for Money Laundering

The Queen was briefly interviewed by the Spanish Inquisition during the Royal Vatican Inspection last week it was revealed. After arriving at The Vatican with twelve articulated trucks full of dirty money and 4 Transits full of bedraggled swans inten...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...
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Funny story: Somalian Pirates Announce They Now Have A Nuclear Weapon

Somalian Pirates Announce They Now Have A Nuclear Weapon

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has just stated that highly reliable sources have made it known that the rogue sea bandits known as The Somalian Pirates now possess a nuclear weapon. The source stated that the weapon of mass destructio...
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Funny story: Vietnam Vows To Shoot Down Any Missile That North Korea Launches

Vietnam Vows To Shoot Down Any Missile That North Korea Launches

HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - Vietnam has just informed the North Korean embassy in Ho Chi Minh City that it is finished with Kim Jong Un's missile threats. They have let North Korea know that the next missile that Kim Jong Un fires will most probab...
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Funny story: Millionaire tricks CNN into stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Millionaire tricks CNN into stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Dateline: ATLANTA--Elderly oddball millionaire, Huey Longbottom, shuns the internet and receives all of his news from CNN, but taking no interest in the missing Malaysian plane, which CNN has covered exhaustively for several weeks, Longbottom orchest...
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Funny story: U.S. Hit By Record Earthquakes, Tremors & Volcano Activity

U.S. Hit By Record Earthquakes, Tremors & Volcano Activity

Although the size of the earthquakes are not too large, except the one in Los Angeles, the United States has been shaken by a record number of quakes and aftershocks this past month. Other parts of the world have been hit hard also so what is goin...
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Funny story: Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...
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