Funny story: Obscure London suburb overrun with spooks as CIA probes Muslim Brotherhood

Obscure London suburb overrun with spooks as CIA probes Muslim Brotherhood

London - The sudden appearance of scores of clean-shaven, suited-and-booted American 'tourists' in the ramshackle North London suburb of Cricklewood has unexpectedly put the fugitive Egyptian organization's abandoned pizza parlor HQ firmly on the map...
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Funny story: Toast Of New York a 25/1 chance for Kentucky Derby

Toast Of New York a 25/1 chance for Kentucky Derby

Churchill Downs, Louisville - The undisputed toast of the Dubai racetrack is on course for a tilt at the 2014 Kentucky Derby following a thrilling two and a quarter length victory from a field of 12 at the UAE Derby at Meydan last week. Sired by t...
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Funny story: Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Due to protests from native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins will be changed to the "The Fighting Whities," in spite of the fact that the majority of players are black. There has been no organized protest among the black players. Pe...
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Funny story: America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

America 2014 - Tension on the Streets Increases

Washington DC (STT News) - The Obama Administration today claimed that billions of Americans had signed up for his namesake medical plan, Obamacare. When asked about the numbers, considering that the US has only about 313 million citizens, HHS Priest...
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Funny story: Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Describing it as 'bound to happen sooner or later' male dog walkers acknowledged Saturday that they shall all, at some point or another, discover a murder victim buried deep in the woods where they walk their dogs. Dog owners of all ages across th...
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Funny story: What a load of sh*t

What a load of sh*t

Polish cleaners, already the most popular in Britain are rushing to England to satisfy the huge demand for them after the Saharan dust that fell this week. Tens of thousands of them will be required to give the entire country a good clean up after th...
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Funny story: Chinese submarine detects ping from crocodile

Chinese submarine detects ping from crocodile

Broadway - Acording to I. Copeeyu of the Chinese fleet command, what was thought to be the ping of the MH370 flight recorder turned out to be a protester previously fed to a crocodile and dumped in the sea by the Chinese. Wufu Chifat was found gu...
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Funny story: Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Aintree ought to be buzzing with anticipation of todays Grand National, but instead there are disturbing claims that many of the entrants are hooked on recreational drugs. And we don't mean the jockeys, we mean the HORSES! Rumours of horses takin...
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Funny story: Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

D.C.- President Obama yesterday confirmed that a selection of cuddly toys will be deployed in Afghanistan from next week as the U.S. attempts to limit drone strikes which have claimed an unacceptably high level of civilian casualties. "We thought th...
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Funny story: New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics. Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
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Funny story: Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.
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Funny story: Today's recipes

Today's recipes

PAINS PERDUS (Lost bread) Make a shallow dish with little essence of butter it easier, add pepper, thyme and eggs, both sides. Pour the saucepan (bain marie). Boil together a little white sauce, and let it for the following day boil for a lemon and then draw it simmer gently at a leaf or three bay-leaves, one and cut through a tomato sauce from top or with the pigeons on to every now and when the...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Posts Explicitly Sexy Photos of Herself On Facebook To Make Lamar Odom Jealous

Khloe Kardashian Posts Explicitly Sexy Photos of Herself On Facebook To Make Lamar Odom Jealous

BEVERLY HILLS - Many of Khloe Kardashian's friends are saying that she look fabulous since she lost all that weight. Khloe has really slimmed down and she has revealed that it has done wonders for her self-esteem, her self-pride, and her bank acc...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus says that she has no idea where in the world the rumor that she is pregnant came from but she wants everyone to know (especially the guys) that she is not having a baby. Miley did admit that recently she has dated Kellan Lu...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
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Funny story: Search for Plane - Nuclear Sub Finds Julia Gillard's Missing Handbag

Search for Plane - Nuclear Sub Finds Julia Gillard's Missing Handbag

A promising possible "Black Box" found by a search submarine looking for the missing Boeing 777 was opened yesterday and found to contain an ATM Card, Cell Phone, Purse, Crumpled Tissues, Hand Cream, Hair Brush, Keys, Lip Balm, Nail File, Makeup case...
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Funny story: Grand National Ladies Day Cage Fighting Halted - Riots After Hub Cap Throwing Event

Grand National Ladies Day Cage Fighting Halted - Riots After Hub Cap Throwing Event

Aintree Ladies Day turned into an unexpected handbag free for all yesterday after the Women's Cage Fighting Competition was halted. The trouble started after one contestant was disqualified for using a weighted handbag. Betting was suspended...
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Funny story: Internet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick

Internet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick

Well known internet troll Cyber Bitch, who regularly posts anonymous book reviews, product reviews and makes other comments on items she has never purchased; let alone used, has told friends she is definitely not mentally ill. Despite being uninfo...
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