Funny story: Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
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Funny story: Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

New York - Although no longer meeting in the middle of her finely chiseled brow the glossy black arches still rate highly on the annoyance register because of scary tufts that define the seventeen year-old pretty face. Now they're no longer Homel...
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Funny story: Afterlife Sex Shifts To New Topic, Part 5

Afterlife Sex Shifts To New Topic, Part 5

A question about sex in the after life was the first "Question Of The Week" from the planet Sophia 69. The answer can be found in my second and third columns about that planet. An answer to another question, "Why Doesn't The U.S. Government Make manufactures of the Chevrolet Volts and Cobalts Affix Death's Head's To The Doors of The Vehicles?" as been put on hold. The reason given in a commu...
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Funny story: God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Funny story: Wisconsin OKs Voter Fraud Deadly Force

Wisconsin OKs Voter Fraud Deadly Force

A new "Stand Your Election Ground" law authorizes polling place observers in Wisconsin to use deadly force if they feel there is a threat of voter fraud. Republican Governor Scott Walker signed the law today. It allows "well-meaning, heavily-armed...
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Funny story: Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
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Funny story: "Case of Mondays" Would Be Remedied

"Case of Mondays" Would Be Remedied

The American Association of Psychiatrists and Slackers International are asking Congress to consider removing Monday from the weekly calendar. "When someone says, 'I have a case of the Mondays,' it actually is a psychiatric disorder, like blowing...
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Funny story: Well-Developed Local Man Loses Disqualified in Three Legged Sack Race

Well-Developed Local Man Loses Disqualified in Three Legged Sack Race

Buster Hardin of New Madrid Tennessee has been disqualified in a local County Fair Three-Legged Sack Race after he runs it by himself. "That's not fair. You call this a County Fair and this is not fair because I won. The rules don't say nothing ab...
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Funny story: New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

Dominik's Pizza has announced that it has launched a new specialty pizza with a squirrel-based crust, a move that has many mouths watering and animal activists frothing. The Rocket J. Squirrel Specialty Pizza is available to customers today at the...
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Funny story: American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden. Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ow...
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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles. But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor o...
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Funny story: Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

A Florida man is desperately trying to reunite a cat he found on the busy US1 and SE 17th interchange in Fort Lauderdale with it's owner. Brian Chong, 37, has told friends, family and gathered reporters that he will not be thwarted in his attempts...
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Funny story: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...
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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There is no one who is more devoted to President Obama than his vice-president Joe Biden. As Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine mentioned in a story some months back the two have become "Burger Buddies" taking quick t...
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Funny story: Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by Unfortunate Fashion Choice

Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by Unfortunate Fashion Choice

During a panel discussion on climate change and environmental ethics at Columbia Law School, environmentalist Chuck Perry's compelling message of universal interconnectedness and the devastating effect of animal agriculture on the environment was unf...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.
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Funny story: Local Man Finds Spiritual Enlightenment in His Pants

Local Man Finds Spiritual Enlightenment in His Pants

Brenden Hossenhoffer of Wedgewood City in Ohio thinks that he has been brought down to the bottom so that he could experience true enlightenment just as those before him. I've studied the great ones like Gandhi and Thoreau and Thomas Merton trying...
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Funny story: Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

It seems that about a dozen men of all ages has been reading about the Brazian Wandering Spider which has powerful venom and one bite can cause the death of a grown adult but not likely. However it can kill children, pets and make others pretty sick.
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Funny story: Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Look over there, its a man, no its a talking wig, no its "The Donald." Ivanka Trump made the announcement about her father today from the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel. "The world needs a real hero," she boomed to the crowd, hand held over her...
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Funny story: Man Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother

Man Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother

Kevin Hunter, 45, of Newark, New Jersey lost his mother, Mabel, in March, and has never reconciled himself that there was possibly more he could have done. "I mean, one minute she was there, the next she was gone" said Kevin, his voice etched with...
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Funny story: Polygamist manages to fool authorities by marrying identical triplets

Polygamist manages to fool authorities by marrying identical triplets

Deer Valley- Utah, a clever scheme that has been running for the last seven years recently came undone. Caleb Foxtrot was bought in to the county sherrif's office to answer charges of polygamy. The devout morman has been accused of marrying sis...
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Funny story: Man with hump on his back registers for world famous camel race

Man with hump on his back registers for world famous camel race

A Mexican farmer named Chino Mendez has officially registered to compete in a Camel race at the world famous Al Marmoom Heritage Festival. Chino was born with a debilitating condition that means he has a large growth or hump on his back. He might...
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Funny story: Dothraki horde threatens to disrupt G-20 Summit

Dothraki horde threatens to disrupt G-20 Summit

A powerful leader of the Dothraki, Kal Slander has warned that a large number of the warrior society are contemplating attacking this years G20 Summit. "I reckon we could conjure up about a hundred warriors," he drawled in a suspicious Australian...
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Funny story: A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...
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Funny story: F.B.I Remove Magazines From Donor Clinics - Swoop and Droop Three Year Sting "Operation Centrefold"

F.B.I Remove Magazines From Donor Clinics - Swoop and Droop Three Year Sting "Operation Centrefold"

The ultra Feminist head of the FBI, Ms. Gona Dectomy has announced the success of a three year Honey Trap. "Operation Sticky Centrefold". Twenty thousand men were interviewed and forty thousand "helpful" Lads Magazines were last night being examined...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer continues rolling down the track making good on her promise to leave the state in a state of disarray. The elderly governor has now informed the news media that she is going to issue a Governor's Proclamatio...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...
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Funny story: Long John Silver's Has Decided To Take Its Piranha Sandwich Off The Menu

Long John Silver's Has Decided To Take Its Piranha Sandwich Off The Menu

SAN DIEGO - The seafood fast food franchise chain that is based in San Diego, California has decided to take its Piranha Sandwich off the menu. Elmendorf Butterbox, spokesperson for Long John Silver's said that the reason was due to the fact that...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp, long known for portraying unusual, quirky, and memorable characters onscreen, faces perhaps his most challenging role in an upcoming film. Depp will play a fifty-year old man born in Kentucky but raised in Florida. Few details of the pro...
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Funny story: A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona - Arizona state troopers recently captured an Al-Qaeda member who tried to use an Exxon credit card at a local bank's ATM machine. The terrorist identified as Kam Ali Booba told arresting officers that there was no way that he wou...
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Funny story: Two And A Half Men To Tour

Two And A Half Men To Tour

Great news for fans of comedy - Two And A Half Men is hitting the road and will be appearing on stage in a city near you soon! The show, starring Bob Jones, Steve Smith and limbless Gordon Harvey features the antics of three brothers, two able bod...
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Funny story: Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed across the USA. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying i...
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