Funny story: Editors Deny Spoof News Articles Sponsorship Deal

Editors Deny Spoof News Articles Sponsorship Deal

Editors of several spoof and satire news websites have angrily denied that they have "sold out" and will now allow corporate sponsorship of articles and submissions. One editor, sipping a refreshing diet coke, which is low in calories yet still re...
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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

As the lift doors slide open in the lobby of a London hotel, a short, comical looking figure steps incongruously into a Mêlée of designer-suited businessmen, shakers and movers, deal-makers and well, generally important people. Head down and weari...
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Funny story: Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again! "I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains." Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airpl...
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Funny story: Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi prince who was so far up the Bushes' ass that he became known as Bandar 'Burning' Bush has been given the heave-ho as head of Saudi Arabian Intelligence. Prince Bandar is credited as being the mastermind who ordered...
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Funny story: Horizon Wireless Changes to "How Interesting Is Your Conversation" Pricing

Horizon Wireless Changes to "How Interesting Is Your Conversation" Pricing

Basking Ridge, NJ - Horizon Wireless announced today new pricing plans based on how interesting your conversations are rather than on traditional pricing drivers such as minutes used, number of texts, or data usage. The new pricing is being introd...
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Funny story: Bogus Veteran Punished

Bogus Veteran Punished

A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...
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Funny story: Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...
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Funny story: Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story: Fonzie Scheme Busted

Fonzie Scheme Busted

A Californian man has been arrested in what police are calling the largest Fonzie Scheme uncovered for several years. The scam, which involved investors contributing money for the purchase and mass shipping of white T-shirts and leather jackets ar...
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Funny story: Easter Bunny's Got The Hump Over Michelle's White House Egg Roll

Easter Bunny's Got The Hump Over Michelle's White House Egg Roll

Washington DC - He's hopping mad at White House chefs for messing up the mayo in the staff canteen's breakfast snack served sunny side up on Michelle's orders. A slimline, eco-friendly organic slime has replaced the traditional 100-calorie-a-pop...
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Funny story: Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...
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Funny story: Self-service at supermarket garage

Self-service at supermarket garage

Motorists can now drive themselves into Morris&Sons garage where self-service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Customers at Morris&Sons Motors simply queue for the next available inspection pit, pick up a basket containing overa...
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Funny story: Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Esther Montgomery Mellencamp says that her husband, Homer Cougar Mellencamp is a wild animal in bed at night. She told The Georgia Dudley Tribune, a small newspaper in a small town, that she didn't mind telling this to us by phone as all their nei...
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Funny story: Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way. Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier. "Wa...
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Funny story: Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

WASHINGTON, DC - In a landmark judgment, the Supreme Court on Tuesday created the "third gender" status for gays. Earlier, they were forced to write male or female as their gender. The court said that the gays will be allowed admission in educatio...
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Funny story: Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
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Funny story: Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them. In another case of food poisoning and sic...
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Funny story: Images of Crucifixion - Sales Boom

Images of Crucifixion - Sales Boom

Govenment experts puzzling over pre-Easter sales of crucifixion memorabilia are analysing possible reasons. One currently popular reason is that it is a sign of support for the return of the barbaric form of capital punishment. "A leading histori...
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Funny story: Easter Sofas - The Ups and Downs

Easter Sofas - The Ups and Downs

Forget Jesus Christ and all religious distractions, forget family meals and get togethers, once again according to T.V. advertising it's time to buy expensive furniture. Here's our guide for everyone out there with no common sense: 1) Buy the largest sofa you can squeeze into your room. 2) Forget comfort and other considerations. 3) Buy Mail order if possible for a surprise factor. 4)...
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Funny story: President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says That If That Nevada Cowboy Cliven Bundy Had Pulled His Stunt In North Korea He Would Have Been Put In Jail For Life

Kim Jong Un Says That If That Nevada Cowboy Cliven Bundy Had Pulled His Stunt In North Korea He Would Have Been Put In Jail For Life

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un cannot believe how the state of Nevada and the United States government let Cliven Bundy get his way. Kim Jong Un said that 67-year-old Bundy did not pay the mandato...
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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...
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Funny story: The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...
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Funny story: Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

KIEV, Ukraine - The government of the Ukraine is proud to announce that the 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment from Brisbane, Australia has just landed at the Kiev Airport. The regiment flew to the Ukraine to help defend that country against the Rus...
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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand. Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team...
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Funny story: INS: Bieber to be Deported

INS: Bieber to be Deported

After two months of debate, the White House in conjunction with the INS has issued a deportation notice to "music" star Justin Bieber following his recent legal troubles. The Canadian-born Bieber, 19, was arrested January 23rd, 2014 for DUI, drag...
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Funny story: Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

The ultimate traitor, Steven Colbert, has sold his soul and gone over to the dark side of the Force. In signing a deal with CBS, probably with a pinprick and a signature in blood, he has given up his proud conservative legacy for filthy lucre.
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Funny story: Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

A company representative for a Research Firm that needed some door to door work got a volunteer who told them that he needed some exercise anyway and so he volunteered. After three doors being shut in his face, a lady in her late 20s came to the d...
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