Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.
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Funny story: 28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...
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Funny story: Fred Moleturd Found Hung After Weird Sex

Fred Moleturd Found Hung After Weird Sex

According to Coroner Jim Bob Williams, Fred Moleturd was attempting some kind of weird sex with ropes and wires and pudding when he slipped on the pudding and hung himself. This happened nearly a month ago but other news has taken up most of the n...
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Funny story: Psychic who prophesied Obama 2008 landslide predicts next US President 'will be Maine Coon lover'

Psychic who prophesied Obama 2008 landslide predicts next US President 'will be Maine Coon lover'

Sydney, Australia - Sultry American presidential dog daze are almost over according to a famous Australian medium's prediction that the next President of the United States 'will be a major Maine Coon fan'. Blossom Goodchild, who wowed political pu...
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Funny story: Anthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer

Anthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer

Sydney, Australia- This evening in a televised news conference Anthony "the man" Mundine has announced he will give up boxing. This follows a gutsy but outclassed buttkicking he recently received at the hands of Joshua Clottey. Despite being beat,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says That Sarah Palin Needs To Stop Acting Like She's A Politician And Stay In Her Kitchen Cooking Salmon Balls

Kim Jong Un Says That Sarah Palin Needs To Stop Acting Like She's A Politician And Stay In Her Kitchen Cooking Salmon Balls

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un the leader of North Korea cannot believe how Sarah Palin is allowed to go around making all kinds of outlandishly unbased comments that no one, except for the members of her Tea Bag Party, cares about. He noted...
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Funny story: Mexico Is Sending 2 Warships To Help South Vietnam In Case North Korea Attacks

Mexico Is Sending 2 Warships To Help South Vietnam In Case North Korea Attacks

MEXICO City - The Republic of Mexico has stated that they will be sending two warships the MS Cinco de Mayo and the MS Chupacabra to South Vietnam. A spokesperson for President Nacho Winslow said Mexico has always had excellent trade relations wit...
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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match

Shaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match

LOS ANGELES - Shaquille O'Neal sat down at a Los Angeles Burger Bandit and told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has always hated little punks who spout off at the mouth. The Big Fella was of course referring to former Los An...
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Funny story: Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

It's official- Cee Lo Green is not returning as a judge to The Voice this year because of an issue with the star's contract. It is no secret that the singer of the hit "forget you" is an animal lover. Cee Lo likes to bring animals onto the set of...
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Funny story: Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...
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Funny story: Man dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo

Man dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo

Brooklyn- New York, 43 year old Bakery assistant Douglas Barnes has been arrested for loitering in the hall way of his Girlfriend's apartment building. Barnes who was waiting for his girlfriend to come home from work so he could propose was dress...
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Funny story: Submarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken

Submarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken

What has been one of the most difficult search and rescue missions in aviation history has just gotten harder. Officials aboard Australian Vessel, "Ocean Shield" confirmed that the unmanned submarine conducting a search for the plane has gone mis...
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Funny story: One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
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Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...
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Funny story: Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...
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Funny story: A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

CARPINTERIA, California - The faculty at Left Coast College located in Carpinteria, California is thrilled at having just learned that the United States government has agreed to provide them with a $17.3 million grant. The grant is being provided...
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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler is still very upset about having been passed over to fill the vacancy on the CBS Late Night Show. Handler says that she was told by high ranking network officials that David Letterman's job was pretty much hers. But...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding

Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding

HOLLYWOOD - Two actresses who love the spotlight have entered into a feud that has their family and friends concerned. Angelina Jolie, 38, started the fray when she told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Kim Kardashian, 33, really needs to...
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Funny story: Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season. The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownersh...
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Funny story: Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope Francis has announced on Twitter that he will be dressing up as a rabbit this Easter Sunday. "Il Mio Papa" commented earlier today that the Catholic Church has focused too much on the resurrection of Christ at Easter. "Easter is important fo...
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