Funny story: Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Is this some sort of crackpot April Fools stunt dreamt up by the Skull And Bones Club?" a leading professor of law asked today as the 9 April speaking engagement was announced. The private booking has rattled many a fi...
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Funny story: Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - Several Tinsel Town entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk are reporting a story about one of the biggest teen idols of the 70s. David Cassidy who starred in the musical sitcom The Partridge Family has just been...
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Funny story: President says opting out of school tests will cost parents $$$

President says opting out of school tests will cost parents $$$

Washington, D.C. - In response to the growing number of parents nationwide who are opting their children out of state standardized tests, the U.S. Department of Education has issued a stern warning to them. Today, on behalf of the White House, th...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart opens Hamptons boutique hotel for dogs

Martha Stewart opens Hamptons boutique hotel for dogs

East Hampton, Long Island - It's an exclusive Hamptons niche market worth up to $50m a year according to Martha Stewart whose Lily Pond Lane, East Hampton cottage was once described by neighboring oil tycoons as a scruffy kennel in dire need of fumig...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
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Funny story: TWERK: Top Ten Things To Consider Before You Twerk!

TWERK: Top Ten Things To Consider Before You Twerk!

10 Riding on a horse has similar moves but the horse may not know what you're doing up there. 9. If you have a big butt, be careful you don't clear the floor! 8 Do not attempt if you have artificial hip or knee. 7. Check for "Wet Floor" signs. 6. Look around and be sure Kim Kardashian is not dancing there. 5. If you're a guy and it makes you feel gay, just do something else.
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Funny story: Cookies and Corporate Greed; A Better Match Than Oatmeal And Raisin

Cookies and Corporate Greed; A Better Match Than Oatmeal And Raisin

EAU CLAIRE, WI- Everyone knows when the season arrives. It may creep upon you unexpectedly but it's presence quickly and aggressively makes itself known. One knows it's that time of year when a seemingly routine errand is violently interrupted...
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Funny story: Virginia Seeks Statehood

Virginia Seeks Statehood

RICHMOND,VA- An ongoing production of political theater continues to rage over an addendum to change Virginia's federal status from a Commonwealth to a State. This has sprung Virginia's Legislature into the most heated series of debates since the sec...
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Funny story: A reality television show about dudes making reality TV shows

A reality television show about dudes making reality TV shows

Just when you thought they couldn't make any more new reality television shows about people doing "their jobs", TV Land has done it again. Currently, almost every single occupation you can imagine from prison guards to pawnbrokers, chefs, second h...
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Funny story: New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...
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Funny story: Beauty. Is it really only skin deep?

Beauty. Is it really only skin deep?

Hoff here. The phrase goes "Beauty is only skin deep". Of course this came from of some whiny piss-ant guy who was bar-snubbed on a Saturday night by a drunk, hot-looking broad. It's always that way. It's always the guy who gets the cold shoulder. "Cold shoulder". That's a phrase your Grandpop used. It meant that someone wasn't going to get laid that night. It is a whiny phrase... the Beau...
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Funny story: Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...
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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Being Blackmailed?

Is Justin Bieber Being Blackmailed?

An inside Source, until recently worked for Homeland Security, says that a lot of things are going on that the American people do not realize. He told us that several people in politics and entertainment are being blackmailed but that is only his...
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Funny story: Putin Fantasises about Massaging Barack Obama - Top Aide reveals in Exclusive The Spoof Interview

Putin Fantasises about Massaging Barack Obama - Top Aide reveals in Exclusive The Spoof Interview

A former top Aide of Vladimir Putin speaking from a Siberian Gulag has told The Spoof that his former boss was an "admirer" of the way that Barack Obama looked in beach shorts. He revealed that Vladimir has had extensive psychotherapy to rid himself...
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Funny story: Scottish Beaver Shortage - Wild Norwegian Pole Beavers Obtained

Scottish Beaver Shortage - Wild Norwegian Pole Beavers Obtained

The introduction of fresh Beaver from Norway dubbed the Norwegian Pole Beaver has continued successfully this year. First introduced in 1979, the wild Norwegian Beaver has proved to be extremely beneficial to river Fauna all over Scotland. Th...
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Funny story: Crazy! Now Boffins Say "Eat More Chips"

Crazy! Now Boffins Say "Eat More Chips"

Eating seven or more portions of chips a day is healthier than the five currently recommended portions of fruit and veg and would prolong lives forever, researchers say. A study of 6 men and women indicated the more chips people ate, the less likely...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...
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Funny story: The Demi Lovato - Kathy Griffin Feud Has Hit The Fan

The Demi Lovato - Kathy Griffin Feud Has Hit The Fan

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato is considered by many entertainment media writers to be one of the nicest celebrities in Tinsel Town. And those same writers consider Kathy Griffin to be one of the biggest, foul-mouthed, vulgarians who is in the same leagu...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

VATICAN CITY, Italy - Pope Francis met with Italian President Pasquale Pasta in the Bingo Convention Center at the Vatican. The two talked about wine, women, work, and the recent Fettuccine Alfredo Scandal that has rocked Italy to its very core.
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Funny story: Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England. Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smu...
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Funny story: Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...
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Funny story: Boris to Clone Hitlers to make new London Traffic Wardens

Boris to Clone Hitlers to make new London Traffic Wardens

Boris Jackson has begun production of Hitler clones that will pull in more revenue from the London Councils. The Councils, which generate an income of £70 million from parking crimes, can double this with the new clones according to Boris. He belie...
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Funny story: China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...
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Funny story: President Obama Will Be Changing The Name Obamacare To The More Compassionate Sounding Obamacares

President Obama Will Be Changing The Name Obamacare To The More Compassionate Sounding Obamacares

WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of President Obama's legal advisers has suggested that he make a change to the name Obamacare. Sawyer Spoongrass stated that he personally feels that the name Obamacare is just to business sounding and he has suggested a bet...
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Funny story: Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...
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Funny story: Sharks with frickin' laser beams: The new border protection defensive policy of Australia

Sharks with frickin' laser beams: The new border protection defensive policy of Australia

Australian Greens Senator, Sarah Hanson-Young has recently discovered a revolutionary new defense system that could bolster Australia's border security. In the last few years, Australia has experienced an influx in asylum seekers that has divided...
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Funny story: An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

THE GRAND CANYON, Arizona - Shaquille O'Neal and several friends took some time off from their busy schedules to go rafting on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon. Afterwards he was asked by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine if he...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican

Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency of Vatican City has stated that Pope Francis has sent text messages to Vladimir Putin, leader of Russia, and to Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. The pope stated that he wants the two gentlemen to make...
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Funny story: Inside the everything's classified and psychotherapy rooms deep behind the Oval Office

Inside the everything's classified and psychotherapy rooms deep behind the Oval Office

The public's suspicion that there must be secret little rooms off the Oval Office has followed Mr. Clinton into both the Bush and Obama presidencies. Mr. Clinton had sweetened one of these alcoves himself, a bold episode in White House history.
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