Funny story: "Trust us!" with forefinger held high and a whole lot of churning going on

"Trust us!" with forefinger held high and a whole lot of churning going on

It is an absolute rule of administrations throughout the universe that "Trust us!" and the raised forefinger indicate a whole lot of churning going on inside the political brain. Trust me, on this, your roving reporter Pepe Warezabar trotting the globe into its nefarious and terrible hotspots. Once again I landed amidst a bubbling soup of world politics, this time in London at Club Divisad...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman to train Kim Jong-Un's wife in rhythmic gymnastics for 2016 Olympic Games

Dennis Rodman to train Kim Jong-Un's wife in rhythmic gymnastics for 2016 Olympic Games

New York - Fresh from his five day break in downtown Pyongyang US basketball star Dennis Rodman flew back home last night to headlines announcing he'd been hand-picked by Kim Jong-Un himself as North Korea's official Olympic coach for their rhythmic...
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Funny story: NFL to Require Criminal Background

NFL to Require Criminal Background

BALTIMORE, MD - NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, shocked the cable news networks today with the announcement that the NFL will now require all NFL players to have a criminal background. After multiple high-profile crimes committed by NFL players (...
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Funny story: Trail Life USA, a Boy Scout Alternative, to Offer Merit Badge in Beating Up Gays

Trail Life USA, a Boy Scout Alternative, to Offer Merit Badge in Beating Up Gays

An organization which wants to remove gays from the Boy Scouts of America held its first national conference in Nashville, TN, but allowed no national news media outlets to report on it. However, one gay person, who managed to convince the organi...
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Funny story: Congrressional Scheduling Conflicted

Congrressional Scheduling Conflicted

Since the U.S. Congress has been in recess through the month of August and will be in session for only nine days in September, the leadership is having difficulties in finding a time slot to fit in what President Obama considers a time sensitive issu...
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Funny story: 5 held over school blazer

5 held over school blazer

5 boys have been arrested on suspicion of wilful damage after a school blazer was found ripped to shreds. However, they have been hailed as heroes by their class mates. Most of the pupils at St. Hogwort's Fashion College in Gateshead really hate t...
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Funny story: Men With Michael Douglas Shaped Chins Most Likely To Cheat On Spouse

Men With Michael Douglas Shaped Chins Most Likely To Cheat On Spouse

According to a new study from a prominent women's magazine, which cannot be named for fear of backlash from feminist rights groups and overly sensitive bloggers, men with Michael Douglas Shaped chins are most likely to cheat on their spouse. The...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Has Admitted That She Can Identify With Honey Boo Boo

Pamela Anderson Has Admitted That She Can Identify With Honey Boo Boo

BEVERLY HILLS - Former Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson recently revealed that she is a big fan of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and of the show's little pint-sized star Alana Thompson. Anderson said that she watches every episode and sh...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

PENSACOLA, Florida - The governor of Florida has just issued a Governor's Directive which mandates that all computers within the state will no longer be allowed to use the Ctrl-Alt-Delete computer feature. A spokesperson for the governor, P.K. "Ta...
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Funny story: A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Dairy farmer Wendell Hickenbocker, 68, who has been in the cow milking business for 47 years, said that he has been watching CNN and hearing a lot about these so called spy drones that Canada is reportedly sending up to spy on Am...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper has come out and revealed that he has really been having a lot of second thoughts about a lot of things lately. He recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he now thinks that he may not be gay a...
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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...
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Funny story: A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

A Kangaroo On Speed Easily Escapes From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York - The Bronx Zoo has informed the New York City Police Department that Barbie, one of their Australian kangaroos has jumped out of her escape-proof enclosure and vaulted the zoo grounds six-foot-tall fence. Ingrid Chainmill, 27, who...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Says That His New Favorite Song Is Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"

Tim Tebow Says That His New Favorite Song Is Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"

NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow, the quarterback without a team appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. He was asked if he'd heard anything from any NFL team. Tim replied that he hadn't and asked Regis and Larry if they'd heard an...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That Her Goal Is To Take The Title of Upskirt Queen From Britney Spears

Miley Cyrus Says That Her Goal Is To Take The Title of Upskirt Queen From Britney Spears

LONG BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus flew down to Long Beach to visit the world famous Aquarium of The Pacific. She said that ever since she was six, she has wanted to visit the museum that includes over 315 sharts, 23 whales, 810 dolphins, 1,300...
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Funny story: The NFL Is Getting Ready To Start Testing For HGH (Human Growth Hormones)

The NFL Is Getting Ready To Start Testing For HGH (Human Growth Hormones)

CHICAGO - The commissioner of the National Football League, Roger Goodell, has just announced to the news media that plans are underway to start testing NFL players for HGH, just as professional baseball has been testing for PED's (Performance Enhanc...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood who gained worldwide fame after leaving the 50s television western series Rawhide and going to Italy to film the so-called Spaghetti Westerns is not a happy camper at the moment. Eastwood, who is 83, told Hollyw...
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Funny story: The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season. Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.
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Funny story: Governor request intensified search for butter knife killer after he crosses red line and gases couple in smart car

Governor request intensified search for butter knife killer after he crosses red line and gases couple in smart car

Governor Martin O'Malley has made a request for Maryland police to step up efforts to catch the butter knife killer after he crossed an alleged red line by gassing a couple in their smart car.The butter knife killer has killed 10 people in the Maryla...
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