Funny story: Spammer's Heaven…

Spammer's Heaven…

Spammer's Heaven… …where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important …where credit card numbers fall from the sky …where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345 …where nobody can say no to black market cialis …where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell …where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotte...
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Funny story: Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...
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Funny story: Obama Diagnosed with Severe Irony Deficiency

Obama Diagnosed with Severe Irony Deficiency

According to confidential sources in the White House, the President is suspected to be suffering from a rare new disease that afflicts those who have risen to high places and affects the victim's ability to see his own behavior and actions as others...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...
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Funny story: The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined. Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food co...
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Funny story: The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts

The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that its Mars land rover, Curiosity has just made an amazing discovery. It has sent back video that shows a field of gold that is completely covered with gold nuggets. NASA scientists say that the gold field is the s...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...
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Funny story: An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

WATERLOO, Iowa - A lifelong farmer of Black Hawk County has just informed the local authorities that after four years of trying he has finally managed to breed one of his male pigs to a female chicken. Archie P. Dilldoodle, 71, told the Black Hawk...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...
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Funny story: Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

NEW YORK CITY - A team of the world's leading space scientists have just disproved the commonly held belief that the planet Saturn has a ring around it. Team leader Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich stated that for decades everyone has believed that Satur...
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Funny story: Derek Jeter of The New York Yankees Is Hurt, But Too Proud To Take Himself Out of The Game

Derek Jeter of The New York Yankees Is Hurt, But Too Proud To Take Himself Out of The Game

NEW YORK CITY - Like with most athletes Father Time has now caught up with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review wrote that Jeter spends most of the game hobbling around on one leg. He is just about at th...
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Funny story: A Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet

A Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet

NEW YORK CITY - The United States Guild of Dwarfs has made it very clear to NASA that they do not appreciate them referring to Pluto as the dwarf planet. Guild spokesperson Hester Lippizan, 46, said that the group has put up with all kinds of verb...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore has admitted that she has just about given up any hope of ever having her husband-boy toy Ashton Kutcher, 35, return to her. She said that she figures that she may as well go ahead and give him his damn divorce so that h...
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Funny story: Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

The robot Kirobo held a press conference at the International Space Station yesterday to complain about his attire. (Read about him and see him here). "Like Rodney Dangerfield," he whined, "I get no respect." Kirobo is disgusted that his handler...
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