Funny story: Man marries Frog

Man marries Frog

A 53 year old man, Granville Sawbottom, has married a Common British Frog called Tracey, in a bizarre ceremony at The Dog & Duck in the leafy Wiltshire village of Upper Chuffer. The ceremony was performed by Colin the Barman last Saturday nigh...
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Funny story: White House Issues Advice On How To Stop Mass Shootings After Latest Rampage

White House Issues Advice On How To Stop Mass Shootings After Latest Rampage

The White House, amid pressure to tighten Gun Control laws and to regulate the sale of firearms has issued advice to millions of Americans, paralyzed by fear as to not if, but when and where, the next mass shooting by a deranged gunman will occur.
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Funny story: Glenn Beck: "Minimum wage should be set at 2 cents per hour"

Glenn Beck: "Minimum wage should be set at 2 cents per hour"

Conservative commentator Glenn Beck announced today that the minimum wage should be lowered to two cents an hour, making for gross earnings for an eight-hour work day in the United States to be set at no more than 16 cents per day. "Without overti...
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Funny story: Dubya to be official US war artist

Dubya to be official US war artist

Midland, Texarse - "Dogs of war, huh?" Bush grunted as his latest picture of Obama pooches Bo and Sunni [sic] in gas mask and canine flak jacket outfits made pride of place at the Dallas International Art Gallery. The former US president, currentl...
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Funny story: Anthony's Weiner gets into pissing match

Anthony's Weiner gets into pissing match

NEW YORK, NY - New York City mayoral candidate appendage, Anthony's weiner, got into a pissing contest with another man's appendage in a Brooklyn bakery Wednesday afternoon. The man, identified as Saul T. Dahwg, started the argument by telling A...
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Funny story: Person who died yesterday still dead today

Person who died yesterday still dead today

Obituary writers across the globe last night pushed hard at the boundaries of factual news reporting to write more stuff about the famous guy who yesterday died peacefully in his food blender, aged 82 (or 83, depending on whether you believe Wikipedi...
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Funny story: Police Capture Seven Taliban Members That Were Living In A Boston Trailer House

Police Capture Seven Taliban Members That Were Living In A Boston Trailer House

BOSTON - State Police working in conjunction with local law enforcement officers have just reported finding seven members of a Taliban cell living at The Crabby Crab Estates Trailer Park in Boston. State Agent-In-Charge Latimer Waterball, 43, info...
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Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television. The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Will Defend Syria If She Is Attacked By The United States

Kim Jong Un Says He Will Defend Syria If She Is Attacked By The United States

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued a stern warning to the United States. He has made it perfectly clear that if President Obama attacks Syr...
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Funny story: A Milwaukee Grandmother Eats 119 Shish Kabobs To Break The U.S. Record

A Milwaukee Grandmother Eats 119 Shish Kabobs To Break The U.S. Record

MILWAUKEE - All of her life, Millicent "Milly" Sauerbraten has said she's wanted to do something that would go down in history. Well the 68-year-old grandmother has now achieved that goal. Mrs. Sauerbraten participated in the 73rd Annual Milwaukee...
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Funny story: Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

BEVERLY HILLS - Simon Cowell was so happy when he announced that he is going to have a baby boy that he did not realize that he had lost his British accent. Cowell, who is known as The Count of Criticism among half a dozen other names, said that h...
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Funny story: Two Men Arrested In A Plot To Break Aaron Hernandez Out of Prison

Two Men Arrested In A Plot To Break Aaron Hernandez Out of Prison

DARTMOUTH, Massachusetts - A spokesperson for The Bristol County House of Corrections has just announced that a plot to break out former New England Patriots wide receiver Aaron Hernandez out of jail has been foiled. Two men identified as Sheridan...
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Funny story: McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest food franchise chain, McDonald's is experimenting with a new food item that it could be adding to its menu. Corporate Spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta told National Focus Magazine that company executives are p...
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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

CHATTANOOGA - Hattie Lulu Proctorpicker, 91, a lifelong resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee has just come forward and informed the news media that for the past four weeks she has been receiving sexually-explicit text messages from Anthony Weiner. M...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West certainly know how to turn a buck. Both have the uncanny ability to make money appear out of thin air. West just returned from Kazakhstan where he performed a concert and was paid the amazing sum of...
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Senate has finally acted on part of the Immigration Bill and has voted to allow illegal aliens to carry guns but only if the guns are used for their own protection. President Obama hurried to get this part of...
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Funny story: Floyd Mayweather To Get $41.5 Million To Defend His World Boxing Championship Title

Floyd Mayweather To Get $41.5 Million To Defend His World Boxing Championship Title

NEW YORK CITY - The sports world is one area of the American sector that has never been affected by the weakened economy. And nowhere is that more in evidence than in the upcoming September 14, boxing match between the champion Floyd Mayweather an...
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Funny story: Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

NASHVILLE - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are headed for El Rancho Grande Divorce and the blonde singer is starting to sing the blues. Hill recently told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that for years and years she has been telling Timothy, as...
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Funny story: Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians

Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians

A new whistleblower from Booz Allen Hamilton has emerged to offer insights into game-playing habits of congressional leaders. This development occurred yesterday after Senator McCain was caught playing poker on his iPhone during a three and a hal...
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Funny story: Thomas The Tank Engine Derails Outside Of London, Texting Suspected

Thomas The Tank Engine Derails Outside Of London, Texting Suspected

LONDON- Thomas the Tank Engine, a veteran of children's television and a worldwide celebrity, derailed a train of 30 cars yesterday in the countryside north of London. Police investigating the incident took Mr. Tank Engine's cellphone because of susp...
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