Funny story: Chelsea Manning to run for President

Chelsea Manning to run for President

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Army soldier Chelsea Manning is seeking the office of President Of The United States according to the Federal Election Committee (FEC). Manning's lawyer, Gaylord E. Whadd, said that Chelsea has raised the required $5000 neces...
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Funny story: Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

According to a report from barely-a-news-source The New York Post, legendary NYC mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spent some of his workday taking Brownie-camera shots of his junk, and parcel-posted same to aides for whom he felt amorous. "I guess (mayora...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain volunteers to lead ground assault on Syria!

Senator John McCain volunteers to lead ground assault on Syria!

Senator John McCain appeared today on the grounds of the nation's Capital dressed in full combat gear from the Colonial War era and mounted on a white stallion. He was accompanied by a small group of members of the Tea Party also dressed in uniforms...
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Funny story: Smart phone patent fight hots up

Smart phone patent fight hots up

The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams. Not to be outdone, Samsing immedia...
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Funny story: Architect behind 'solar death ray' hotels and skyscrapers scarpers ahead of lawsuit

Architect behind 'solar death ray' hotels and skyscrapers scarpers ahead of lawsuit

Las Vegas - The man who designed Las Vegas' Vdara Hotel and other solar death ray-emitting skyscrapers has vanished into thin air just as officials prepare to subpoena him on serious global warming charges. Uruguayan architect Rafael Vinoly, des...
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Funny story: Ariel Castro, Found Dead in His Cell, to Serve Out His Life Sentence

Ariel Castro, Found Dead in His Cell, to Serve Out His Life Sentence

Ariel Castro apparently committed suicide on Tuesday by hanging himself. Castro, who was sentenced to one life sentence plus 1,000 years, was convicted in August for the kidnapping, raping, and repeated beating, among 900 plus other counts, of t...
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Funny story: Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...
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Funny story: Lazy Newspaper Editors using The Spoof Stories, No One Notices

Lazy Newspaper Editors using The Spoof Stories, No One Notices

Several newspapers have been caught using articles from The Spoof writers to fill their paper. The articles include ridiculous quotes and crazy behavior. Sadly, the articles match reality so well that only writers from The Spoof actually noticed.
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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says The Solution To The Syrian Situation Is Easy - Just Make Syria Our 51st State

Senator John McCain Says The Solution To The Syrian Situation Is Easy - Just Make Syria Our 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain [R-Arizona] has been accused of many things, but not being opinionated is definitely not one of them. The man who ran for president in 2008, and lost due to his running mate Sarah "Snowballs" Palin being a lo...
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Funny story: Madonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking

Madonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking

CUCAMONGA - Madonna recently performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. The concert promoter took one heck of a beating as the 8,000 seat arena saw a total of 113 concert goers in attendance. Concert promoter Dwight "El Dinero" Dininski...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman has reportedly landed in Pyongyang, North Korea where he will be the personal guest of his close friend North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy has reported that Mr. Rodman r...
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Funny story: J.Lo. May Go Solo

J.Lo. May Go Solo

NEW YORK CITY - Reports filtering out of the Big Apple are that local girl Jennifer Lopez is still highly upset with her boy toy Caspar Smart for jumping the gun and revealing to the entertainment media that she was going to be returning to American...
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Funny story: Rihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom

Rihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Rihanna flew out to the Left Coast to attend a party that Charlie Sheen threw for Lindsay Lohan at his Casa Jose Cuervo mansion. While the Barbadian beauty was there she got a chance to speak to Khloe Kardashian about he...
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Funny story: Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

BOSTON - The mayor of Boston Thomas "Mumbles" Menino has just taken what has got to be one of the cheapest shots in the history of cheap shots. Mayor Menino speaking to a group of nuns in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Seafood Diner was...
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Funny story: Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric, 56, recently talked with Ellen DeGeneres and wondered if she would ever become a wife again. Well her wonderment is over as her boyfriend of 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days, Johnny "Johnny Boy" Molner popped the questi...
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Funny story: Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

BILLINGSGATE POST: World famous physiognomist, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, today announced to the world that he has found proof that Barack Obama and Syrian President Bashar Assad are brothers who were separated at birth. Billingsgate, who has pract...
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Funny story: Wolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City

Wolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City

In the Illinois city of Moline, "The Friendly City on the Banks of the Mississippi River", a ravaged deer carcass was found in the 4400 block of 34th Avenue . Maverick wild game trapper Bob Qwent is certain it's a wolf attack. "Only wolves kill like...
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