Funny story: Troll Attack Blunted

Troll Attack Blunted

The Sun's "Target A Troll" campaign came under fire last night as thousands of internet "Trolls" became targets for horrendous amounts of abuse. Back and to the Left news has discovered that 4 in 5 "Trolls" are now victims of "Trolling" themselves. T...
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Funny story: Plot to oust US 'Mr Potato Head' Ambassador to London

Plot to oust US 'Mr Potato Head' Ambassador to London

Washington AC/DC - The US State Department has learned of a British plot to get rid of Barack Obama's newly appointed Ambassador to the Caught of St James's, Matthew 'Mr Potato Head' Barzun. The 42 year-old New Yorker has horrified his well-heeled...
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Funny story: Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

It has always been a mystery to mankind. Even though we love them, pamper them, feed them and give them shelter, why do cats have a permanent look of disdain for humans? Why are they always refusing to show their emotions? Is Tiddles happy, sad, s...
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Funny story: Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

PESKY'S BARBER'S POLE/FENWAY PARK- Blood, sweat, and beards, is a paraphrase of Winston Churchill. We see it on T-shirts worn by the players. The fans wore fake beards to the ballpark this week to show their folly and follicle spirit. The Bost...
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Funny story: The Bacon Bill

The Bacon Bill

Republicans in the Senate have rushed through a bill aimed at curbing what they consider "reckless journalism in our time of crisis". Aimed at journalists in particular it is called the "Bacon Oath" after America's spiritual father Sir Francis Bacon, in his time head of the Masonic Order in England and believed by many to have been none other than William Shakesepeare. All journalists and medi...
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Funny story: Scotland to be as crap at athletics as it is at football by 2016 Olympics, say Yes campaign

Scotland to be as crap at athletics as it is at football by 2016 Olympics, say Yes campaign

An independent Scotland must be given the chance to fly away from Brazil in 2016 with their heads held high, which is easy to do if your head is not weighed down with a heavy gold medal round your neck, said a man on Twitter yesterday. "Scotland m...
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Funny story: Fly Tipping Tales

Fly Tipping Tales

Despite being castigated by most people, those of us who indulge in occasional fly tipping are usually unrepentant. Unless you have done it yourself, it is often difficult to comprehend the thinking behind it, and my purpose in submitting this article is to highlight the positive aspects of fly tipping and try to give some insight into why anyone would do it. The first time I ended up fly tipp...
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Funny story: "I've Permanetly Retired From Competitive Soccer" says Ex-Pope

"I've Permanetly Retired From Competitive Soccer" says Ex-Pope

Rome - Catholic soccer fans are in shock today after Ex-Pope Benedict XVI said he is hanging up his cleats at the end of the season and would no longer compete in Vatican League soccer. Benedict XVI, the leading scorer the last seven seasons for...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors

Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors

On a hunting excursion in 2006 then-vice president Cheney famously wheeled around to shoot a bird and instead blasted birdshot into his hunting partners face. Cheney said his ex-hunting buddy still proudly carries the metallic mementos of that fatefu...
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Funny story: Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - In a surprise move the Wyoming State Senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for women to get a bikini wax. State Senator Stratford Lillinsteen [R-Casper] said that the bill was voted in by an overwhelming vote of 2...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

KANSAS CITY - The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-0 after defeating the Philadelphia Eagles 26-16 in Philadelphia. They have already surpassed the total number of games that they won during the entire 2012 season. The fans of the Chiefs are whooping i...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her. She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's...
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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Word out of the home office of KFC is that the chicken franchise giant is considering making a big change to their restaurant menu. KFC spokesperson Willow Riffaletti, 37, informed the news media that four months ago they hi...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field. Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputati...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on h...
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Funny story: Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

DAMASCUS, Syria - Word coming out of the Syrian Desert is that the Syrian government has decided to cancel its planned invasion of Scotland. A spokesperson for the Syrian government Yamadin Hashiki, 40, stated that after going over the financial s...
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Funny story: The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

TUCSON - The CIA has just received official confirmation that the Arizona chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just purchased state-of-the-art spy drones. According to a CIA informant who goes by the code name of The Lone Ranger, the 27 spy drones were...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, who for the past year has refused to give Ashton Kutcher a divorce so that he can marry his girlfriend the erotically sexy Mila Kunis, has had a change of heart. She spoke with Ersatz Pontoon of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and...
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Funny story: New Jersey Home Depot to Partner with Miley Cyrus

New Jersey Home Depot to Partner with Miley Cyrus

At a recent press conference in the parking lot of the Egg Harbor Township Home Depot, local ad manager Tom Turvey announced his plans to feature Miley Cyrus in all of the store's in-house, print and local television advertising in 2014. Based on th...
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