Funny story: Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Speaking on the condition of anonymity because he's an imaginary person, Florida Police Officer Jim confirmed reports that George Zimmerman has once again been arrested. While he declined to comment on what landed Zimmerman in jail again, he did o...
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Funny story: In Wake of Naval Yard Shooting, Public Demands Asinine Gun Control Reform

In Wake of Naval Yard Shooting, Public Demands Asinine Gun Control Reform

In the wake of the Naval Yard shooting and subsequent revelations about the gunman, this writer once again did not interview any of the following imaginary people. Because the failure to understand laws and regulations as well as the ignorance dis...
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Funny story: Dazzling Harvest Moon lights Up Rare 'Blue Ice' Shower From International Space Station

Dazzling Harvest Moon lights Up Rare 'Blue Ice' Shower From International Space Station

New York - An extremely rare 'blue moon' kinda shower from the ISS space toilet was raining down hard all over Manhattan's Meatpacking District tonight. Up to six months' worth of human waste suddenly plummeted home during a dazzling Harvest Moon...
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Funny story: Apple Unveils iPhone 5-Z Targeted at the Niche Zombie Market

Apple Unveils iPhone 5-Z Targeted at the Niche Zombie Market

In a private after-party hosted after the public event on September 10 in its Cupertino, California headquarters, mobile phone company Apple's CEO Tim Cook unveiled the latest in the iPhone 5 lineup, a mobile phone made specifically for Zombies. "App...
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Funny story: Shore-Based Avians Offended at NFL's Use of "Seahawks"

Shore-Based Avians Offended at NFL's Use of "Seahawks"

Although not evident to the primarily human audience of the National Football League, beach-dwelling birds across the country are incensed at being referred to as "Seahawks." A survey of 1,034 birds, game, and fowl revealed that 64% are "very of...
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Funny story: Wayne LaPierre: "Guns Don't Kill People. Crazy Fucks with Guns Kill People."

Wayne LaPierre: "Guns Don't Kill People. Crazy Fucks with Guns Kill People."

Amid renewed talk of more stringent background checks after the latest massacre at the Washington D. C. Navy Yard, Wayne LaPierre was seen walking around the capitol, with his pockets bursting with congressmen and women, quipping to a reporter: "Gun...
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Funny story: Amendola Treated by Witch Doctors & Voodoo Experts

Amendola Treated by Witch Doctors & Voodoo Experts

GILLETTE STADIUM NEXT TO LOURDES - Robert Kraft has spared no expense in finding a way to put Danny Amendola back on the field as soon as possible. The Patriots have decided to use alternative methods of medicine, usually seen in the New England a...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Her Favorite Hip Hop Rap Band

Michelle Obama Reveals Her Favorite Hip Hop Rap Band

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was recently interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The First Lady was asked if she had a favorite music television show. She replied that her and her husband and the girls enjoy watching Amer...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

KANSAS CITY - Tiger Woods was visiting a former caddy in Kansas City when he was asked about his upcoming golf clinic in Damascus, Syria. Woods grinned and shook his head as he said that needless to say that baby has been cancelled permanently due...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Has Fallen In Love With Paulina Rubio's Accent

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Has Fallen In Love With Paulina Rubio's Accent

LOS ANGELES - This year's edition of X-Factor has kicked off with a bang and Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell could not be happier. He and last year's judge Demi Lovato have been joined by two brand new judges, Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child...
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the New York Yankees organization has just offered 16-year-old Shreveport, Louisiana pitching sensation Corey Buttonbox a 2-year, $3 million contract. Buttonbox who is a freshman at Shreve...
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States

Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States

EL PASO - The United States Border Patrol has just stated that they have just discovered a new way in which illegal aliens from Mexico and Central America are using to cross the border into the U.S. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol, Hillary Za...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says That The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Is His Favorite American Show

Kim Jong Un Says That The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Is His Favorite American Show

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Jong Un who is a big fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger recently spoke to a reporter with The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea about American television. The North Korean leader said that one of his favorite shows is Simon...
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Funny story: McDonald's to Offer a "Loaves and Fishes" Special

McDonald's to Offer a "Loaves and Fishes" Special

McDonald's executives went into action as soon they read the story (see it here) on the announcement by archaeologists that they may have found in Israel the original site of the "loaves and fishes" miracle. (You'll recall the Bible story that thous...
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Funny story: Passing on Football, Rev. Tebow's Now a 'Rattlersnake' Preacher

Passing on Football, Rev. Tebow's Now a 'Rattlersnake' Preacher

Tim Tebow isn't unemployed any longer. And he's gone from the game of football to good ole-timey religion. No, he's no longer going to throw dying quail passes. Rev. Tebow's saving souls. Oh Brother, where art thou will soon be found behind the p...
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