Funny story: Vid posted of wedding guests dancing 'Blair Necessities' conga

Vid posted of wedding guests dancing 'Blair Necessities' conga

Wooton-under-the-Bushes, Bucks - Someone posted a vid of Euan Blair's lavish, multi-million pound nuptials on the You Boob! Channel this morning. It features Tony and Cherie leading a 200-strong wedding conga while knocking back five-hundred-squi...
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Funny story: Syrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans

Syrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans

The American psyche sometimes goes through amazing changes. 12 years ago we couldn't wait to get our hands on that ultimate harbinger of evil Saddam Hussein and his dire WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (GASP!!!!!!!) and to send his bad self to an early destiny with Hell (the Muslim one, not the Christian). Now, faced with a man just as repugnant who REALLY DOES HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and H...
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Funny story: Local Man Dies From Embarrassment

Local Man Dies From Embarrassment

Philadelphia, PA-- A middle-aged man from Philadelphia literally dropped dead from embarrassment yesterday while he was out food-shopping. Medical scientists believe it is the first documented case of death from the common emotion. It also proves t...
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Funny story: Cinderella Tom Brady Dances in One Glass Slipper

Cinderella Tom Brady Dances in One Glass Slipper

Fans and media called the Patriot fiasco against the Jets an ugly win. If this victory is one of the ugly stepsisters, then Tom Brady must be praying for a visit from his fairy godmother. He needs a magic wand to turn the field mice into coachmen.
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Trapped in Russian Airport for Months

Spoof Writer Trapped in Russian Airport for Months

Noted American spoof and whimsy writer Ossurworld has managed to escape the NSA clutches once again. NSA (No Strings Attached) had stopped him from leaking more vile tales of whimsy on American sports for several months. Accused of excessive dr...
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Funny story: Belichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots

Belichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots

GILLETTE STADIUM- Bill Belichick will not discuss his new contract extension. It could extend to infinity, or until he rebuilds the team to win another Super Bowl. He is probably refusing to talk about his contract in order to spare the feelings...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un was all smiles after he completed a deal with the South American government of Peru to buy 4 missiles. The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea reports that the 4 missiles will be...
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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly. A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...
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Funny story: Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...
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Funny story: Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

CALGARY, Alberta - The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have just informed the Canadian public that moose rustling has gotten way out of hand and something has got to be done. Captain Jacques Renfrew with the RCMP said that just in the month of Augus...
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Funny story: Denmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs

Denmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just informed the United Nations that after 13 years of planning, developing, and manufacturing they have finally been able to build two nuclear weapons A spokesperson for the Danish government who s...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes mentioned back in May that she was so lonely that she had even entertained the idea of calling up Russell Brand. Well Katie finally went through with her thought and she called up Russell and invi...
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Funny story: Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

BOARDMAN, Ohio - Arby's opened their first restaurant back in 1964, and since then they have sold millions and millions of sandwiches. Company Spokesperson Fluffy Tinsinbock recently sat down with the news media to clear up a rumor that apparently...
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Funny story: Weird species discovered: A fish? Bird? Mammal? Reptile? Bug?

Weird species discovered: A fish? Bird? Mammal? Reptile? Bug?

CLEVELAND, Ohio - A strange new species has been discovered on the banks of Lake Erie. It's not clear whether this animal is a fish, mammal, marsupial, reptile, or even a bird. It may even be an insect. The creature ran up to an elderly man taking...
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