Funny story: Queen busts a blood vessel as William kicked out of the army

Queen busts a blood vessel as William kicked out of the army

Balmoral - News that the bald and ugly changeling son of Prince Charles has been booted out of the military has not gone down well at Balmoral Castle tonight. The Queen, who heard it from a butler who'd watched the Six O'Clock News, took it badly...
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Funny story: Former political prisoners recall how Pinochet used Cliff Richard and Cat Stevens songs in torture sessions

Former political prisoners recall how Pinochet used Cliff Richard and Cat Stevens songs in torture sessions

Chile - Crappy singles like Cliff Richard's 'Mistletoe and Whine' and 'Living Troll' were part of General Pinochet's awesome torture armory according to former prisoners abused for decades by the vile dictator in Santiago Jail. Played ad nauseam a...
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Funny story: Obama threatens missile strike on Canada for poisonous frogs cull

Obama threatens missile strike on Canada for poisonous frogs cull

He's running out of places to attack. President Obama fresh from his entente uncordiale with Russian premier Poutine has turned his guns on another non-nukulur ally. The Peas Prize winner has now threatened missile strikes on Canada for "...blatantl...
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Funny story: Ultra-Orthodox Jews Prepare for Regional War with Prayer on Yom Kippur

Ultra-Orthodox Jews Prepare for Regional War with Prayer on Yom Kippur

Tel Aviv, Israel - While the Israeli army has been preparing for a possible regional war by calling up its reserve units, deploying Iron Dome around the country, holding training drills, and distributing gas masks to the civilian population, the ultr...
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Funny story: North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...
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Funny story: Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Supermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores

Lads' bags will not be sold in thousands of Ladl Stores after the company said that most lads look stupid with such bags. Manufacturers of man-bags are angry that their new line in lads' bags is causing such a storm. "We thought they were a g...
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Funny story: Weiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him

Weiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him

NEW YORK, NY - New York City clown and mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner admitted defeat yesterday and "The Spoof!"'s website went down. Coincidence? I think not... "The Spoof!" insiders had seen this coming for months. With Anthony Weiner out of...
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Funny story: Kabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur

Kabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur

New York - Rabbis at New York's Kabbalah Institute for Diaspora Stuff are wrestling with the thorny issue of karma ahead of Yom Kippur, the year's most sombre feast day. Day of Atonement rituals set to begin around sunset tomorrow are causing ang...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Having problems lately with timely delivery of your tweets? You're not alone. Gail Farrelly, a science & technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, has found out that the Twitter birdies, wanting to thumb their beaks at management for labor compl...
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Funny story: David Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder

David Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder

David Cameron has been left red-faced after hundreds of government secrets were posted on Twitter. The secrets, ranging from the location of possible nuclear waste sites to which biscuits are eaten at cabinet meetings was Tweeted across the world wid...
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