Funny story: North Carolina pastor offers to send gaseous dog to solve Syria crisis

North Carolina pastor offers to send gaseous dog to solve Syria crisis

The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, controversial pastor of a small Evangelical church in North Carolina, has told the local Franklin Times he has been in touch with the White House and has offered to loan the government the services of his dog, Moose.
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Funny story: Circle Jerk caucus formed by GOP Congressmen

Circle Jerk caucus formed by GOP Congressmen

Fifty GOP Congressmen held a news conference this morning to announce the formation of a new caucus within the party. Led by Congressman Eric Cantor, the assembled started the proceedings by singing the song, "Little things mean a lot," before Canto...
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Funny story: Spooky 'Dead Letter Drop' post box appears on Sonning Bridge

Spooky 'Dead Letter Drop' post box appears on Sonning Bridge

Berkshire - It's a Red Letter Day in the picturesque Berkshire village of Sonning after a bright red Royal Mail letter box materialized unexpectedly high up a stone buttress on a 18th century bridge straddling the Thames. Bewildered residents clai...
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Funny story: John Kerry explains

John Kerry explains

London, England. On a flying visit to to the "Old Dart", US Secretary of State John Kerry has been commenting on the Syrian crisis and the expectation that America will strike at Syrian targets to bring the civil war to a close. One journalist ask...
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Funny story: Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

China recently discovered that instead of putting a Communist Elder Bo Xilai on trial for corruption, they had actually prosecuted Bo Obama, the White House dog. China immediately released Bo and apologized to the president and his family. Severa...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham gobsmacked as Brit badger cull pelts 'end up on NYC catwalks'

Victoria Beckham gobsmacked as Brit badger cull pelts 'end up on NYC catwalks'

New York - The former singer turned fashion designer was said to be in a state of shock this morning at news that stunning winter coats made of monochrome 'fun fur' have tested positive for contaminated badger pelts from a British cull aimed at halti...
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Funny story: MoD drone shot down in Gloucestershire badger cull

MoD drone shot down in Gloucestershire badger cull

Stroud - Animal Frights activists have taken successful pot-shots at a Ministry drone sent to cull badgers on the Gloucestershire/Somerset border amid reports of a downed craft in the Forest of Dean. The remote-controlled hunter-killer device was...
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Funny story: One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

Teen heartthrobs One Direction's future looks uncertain as they remain stuck on their tour bus in Thirsk, North Yorkshire. They have been trapped in the town since Thursday afternoon, when the driver was unable to negotiate his way out of the central...
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Funny story: Weather woman caught up in racism storm

Weather woman caught up in racism storm

BBC weather favourite Carol Kirkwood has been slammed by the National Assembly Against Racism this week for flagrantly referring to clouds as 'white', 'black', and perhaps worst of all, 'low level black'. NAAR representative Mohammed Azam said he...
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Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...
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Funny story: NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL reports that their newly implemented ban which prohibits players on a winning team from pouring a bucket of Gatorade on their coach has been extremely well received. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that every coach, except...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face. Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential loser Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke in the parking lot of Eskimo Eddie's Old-Fashioned Burger Hut in her hometown of Wasilla. Palin told the crowd of 19 people tha...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...
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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden To Appear On An Episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Vice-President Joe Biden To Appear On An Episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has just announced that he has signed to appear on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, starring 8-year-old beauty pageant queen Alana Thompson. The vice-president made his...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

LAKE MARY, Florida - The way George Zimmerman is going he may yet end up spending a bit of time in prison. The 29-year-old self-appointed neighborhood watch baron recently revealed that his wife Sherrie has filed for divorce. Sherrie allegedly...
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Funny story: NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he is thrilled that the NFL football season is finally here. The commander-in-chief talked with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that there is nothing he likes better than betting o...
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Funny story: NASA's Robotic Explorer LADEE Is Not a Happy Camper

NASA's Robotic Explorer LADEE Is Not a Happy Camper

You might think he'd be over the moon about heading to the moon (read about the mission here). He's not. He likes the publicity. But he hates his name. Gail Farrelly, a Science & Technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, spoke to LADEE befor...
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Funny story: Obama ask Colin Powell to lie to U.N. one more time

Obama ask Colin Powell to lie to U.N. one more time

With approval ratings on a Syrian attack way down and a Secretary of State who can't seem to convince anybody of anything president Obama has a new plan. An anonymous source from the White House said the president has asked Colin Powell to lie to...
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