Funny story: 15 Worse Names To Call Your Wife During Sex

15 Worse Names To Call Your Wife During Sex

According to a recent survey by none other that Playboy Magazine, these are the most hated names or terms a wife wants to be called during sex with her husband: 1. Sperm Bank 2. PooPoo 3. You still there? 4. Little Sticky 5. Loosey Goosey 6. Call the undertaker! 7. What's for supper tonight? 8. Did you know you had a wart at your hairline? 9. 84 bottles of beer on the wa...
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Funny story: John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips

John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips

John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips I was watching telly. ITV When a familiar voice jumped out at me A Mancunian accent from the past A cigarette-induced breathless rasp The name of the poet was on my lips John Cooper Clarke was flogging oven chips I couldn't believe it. I listened again The sponsor of the sacrilege was Mr McCain Not the US politician from the Christian right Bu...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman

Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman

The former Vice President to George W. Bush announced today that he would like to be a woman, causing nearly 90 people choke on coffee at breakfast time morning. Known for being a rugged individual and hated by the left, it would have been the yea...
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Funny story: The White House toilets have stank since 2009

The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...
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Funny story: Top Ten Mafia Secret terms To "Knock Him Off!"

Top Ten Mafia Secret terms To "Knock Him Off!"

Here are the most overheard terms of late for knocking off someone according to over 10,000 FBI secret tapes, once they removed one that turned out to be a new flavor from Ben & Jerry's. 10. Changed His Name to Kennedy. 9. Won't be able to sign up for Obamacare. 8. Playing Harp with Lennon and Harrison. 7. Widow to save money on crematorium bill. 6. Will Vote democrat By Pro...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama shocker! 'I'm going full fro bro!'

Michelle Obama shocker! 'I'm going full fro bro!'

As our style-savvy readers doubtless know, US First Lady Michelle Obama has become quite the fashion forward woman during her husband's time in office, and she continues to push the envelope with her latest image plans. In a nod to the 70's, Mrs O...
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Funny story: False Widow colony shuts down Al Shabab-Kebab terror safe house

False Widow colony shuts down Al Shabab-Kebab terror safe house

Isle of Dogs, UK - A ferocious colony of venomous Tarantula Gullibellosa False Widow spiders has forced the immediate evacuation of an Al Qaeda-related terror cell in Barking, Isle of Dogs tonight. Up to ten Islamo-fascist insurgents were holed up...
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Funny story: NFL officials to referee Congress

NFL officials to referee Congress

Washington DC - The National Football League has volunteered its squad of on-field officials to "referee" Congress. In announcing the arrangement, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell noted that his army of referees, field judges, umpires, linesmen, an...
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Funny story: Cancer Scare Linked to Obamacare Glitch

Cancer Scare Linked to Obamacare Glitch

Washington DC: The Obama administration is in major damage control mode today as rumors are swirling that the 25 year old technology used to build the stuck-in-neutral Obamacare website is causing cancer of the skin, tongue, lung, liver, colon-you na...
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Funny story: Many Workers May See Obamacare Quadruple Insurance Payments!

Many Workers May See Obamacare Quadruple Insurance Payments!

"I just found out that it's true", stated Harry Valletti of New Jersey. 'I thought it was another GOP political ploy but People in my slot, $50-$150 per year as a foreman who works 6-7 days a week, I could be out over half my wages with all the new r...
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Funny story: Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

Washington: Several older gentlemen have registered their own political party today that will compete with the Democrats and Republicans in 2016! "We're sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and (Slap on the back) being blamed for a...
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Funny story: Here Comes "Hyper-Removal"

Here Comes "Hyper-Removal"

The US Government on advice from the CIA have coined a new word 'HYPER-REMOVAL". CIA Director Kant Giffafuck said: "The word is a sister of "Overkill" which is now common parlance and has more or less the same work to do. We have ordered our PR Agenc...
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Funny story: Cowell's Comeback Plan

Cowell's Comeback Plan

It has been well documented that Back and to the Left news has a special relationship with X-Factor creator and eventual dark overlord of space and time, Simon Cowell. Rumours have abounded about the internet that it was in fact a donation of sperm from our reporters that finally gave Simon what he had always wanted. A successor to his throne. We wont commentate on this vicious speculation, no...
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Funny story: Baby Bumpless Body

Baby Bumpless Body

Since the Duchess/Princess/Creature gave birth to our future king the public haven't stopped fawning over her like some sort of cured leaper in a colony. There have always been rumour and controversy surrounding the Royal family, from the Diana "acci...
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Funny story: Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Not content with writing a tell all book revealing all the secrets from Old Trafford, Sir Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson has agreed a deal to write YET ANOTHER BOOK. After trashing David Beckham, Roy Keane, Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Wane Rooney and...
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Funny story: David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

Manc'ester Disunited gaffer David Boyes sensationally tried to grab the attention away from retired Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson today by announcing his own book will be published next week, revealing all the secrets from his first three months at Old Tr...
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Funny story: Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Newly retired Sir Alec Fergieson has revealed in his new book he turned down the chance to manage England twice but, if asked for a third time, would definitely accept the job... with conditions. Fergie revealed he turned down the chance to replac...
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Funny story: After Tragedy, Townspeople Turn Into "Big Bunch of Jerks"

After Tragedy, Townspeople Turn Into "Big Bunch of Jerks"

A gas plant explosion in the small town of Highwater, KS is the type of thing that can bring out the best in people. They band together, help each other, generally pitch in and get through the crisis. Highwater had a different idea, however. T...
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Funny story: The Most Horrific Haunted House Of All Time - The House of Women With PMDD

The Most Horrific Haunted House Of All Time - The House of Women With PMDD

A new haunted house has been set up in Boulder Colorado that seems set to rank as the most frightening of all time- the House Of Women With PMDD. Halloween spook houses are all the rage here on the Front Range of Colorado, which, when coupled with th...
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Funny story: National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Washington D.C.-In the wake of the last scandal, the National Security Agency has been forced to admit the failure of yet another one of it's spy programs: The French Shower Cam Initiative. Designed to catch French citizens at their worst-naked an...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Albums That Did Not Sell

A List of 10 Albums That Did Not Sell

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just issued its yearly list of 10 albums that did not make it off the record store and retail store shelves. Every year hundreds of recording artists go into the recording studio in hopes of hopefully recording the next Thriller by Michael Jackson, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac, or Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen. But sad to say a good numb...
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